# In My Humble Opinion **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1782 [Latest](https://boards.straightdope.com/latest.md) · [Categories](https://boards.straightdope.com/categories.md) · [Tags](https://boards.straightdope.com/tags.md) **Page:** 1783 --- ## [Fled the dentist in a panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fled-the-dentist-in-a-panic/571611)
**Author:** [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Replies:** 51\ **Last updated:** [March 9, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fled-the-dentist-in-a-panic/571611 "2011-03-09T12:39:21Z")
I had a crown fall out a couple of weeks ago. I posted here and people gave me good advice. I went to the dentist- one I’ve been to a couple of times- and he stuck it back in, and I made an appointment to get a new crown… --- ## [Do you have a microwave?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-microwave/573356)
**Author:** [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Replies:** 64\ **Last updated:** [March 7, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-have-a-microwave/573356 "2011-03-07T14:33:14Z")
I’m 35 years old - my family got our first microwave when I was about 7 or 8. So I have very little memory of the work that went into the simple task of warming up leftovers. But I’m constantly amazed at how easy it is t… --- ## [Have you ever found out that your coworkers were talking about you behind your back?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-found-out-that-your-coworkers-were-talking-about-you-behind-your-back/573541)
**Author:** [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [March 9, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-found-out-that-your-coworkers-were-talking-about-you-behind-your-back/573541 "2011-03-09T01:51:22Z")
A coworker told me that a couple of guys that we work with were talking about me, saying how they really thought I should get a man and “get out” more. They were puzzled why I never talk about my social life (like every… --- ## [What is my used computer worth approximately?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-my-used-computer-worth-approximately/573518)
**Author:** [@CrimeThink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrimeThink)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [March 9, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-my-used-computer-worth-approximately/573518 "2011-03-09T01:03:57Z")
I am looking to sell my current computer to a friend. I want to give him a good deal on it but I don’t really have any idea of how much it is worth these days. Any ballpark estimates on what this comp is worth? It’s a … --- ## [How does anyone find a midwife? Can anyone recommend one in Manhattan?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-anyone-find-a-midwife-can-anyone-recommend-one-in-manhattan/573981)
**Author:** [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-anyone-find-a-midwife-can-anyone-recommend-one-in-manhattan/573981 "2011-03-08T23:53:07Z")
I post this quietly praying that my sister, who hasn’t visited here in nearly four months, doesn’t come across it. And if you do, Z, don’t tell anybody, and act shocked when I tell you about your pending aunt-hood later… --- ## [The newest phenomenon](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-phenomenon/573921)
**Author:** [@shortride](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shortride)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-newest-phenomenon/573921 "2011-03-08T23:10:39Z")
7 year old kids crashing their bicycles while talking on their cell phones. There is a local 2nd grader that has had her cell phone taken away from her several times while in class at school. A few days ago, she was hit … --- ## [Internet arguments - Does anything good ever come out of them?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-arguments-does-anything-good-ever-come-out-of-them/573963)
**Author:** [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/internet-arguments-does-anything-good-ever-come-out-of-them/573963 "2011-03-08T22:59:26Z")
It’s often repeated that winning an Internet argument (IA) is like winning the special Olympics; you’re still retarded. Have you ever gained from participating or reading an IA? Are IA particularly unproductive as opp… --- ## [Are News Headlines with informal or slang wording unprofessional?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-news-headlines-with-informal-or-slang-wording-unprofessional/573604)
**Author:** [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-news-headlines-with-informal-or-slang-wording-unprofessional/573604 "2011-03-08T21:40:05Z")
In the past few years I’ve noticed more and more frequently journalists are using sloppy wording in their headlines and stories. This seems to be a bigger problem with web sites than newspapers. I cringe every time I se… --- ## [job offer negotiations...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/job-offer-negotiations/573901)
**Author:** [@sanTho27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sanTho27)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/job-offer-negotiations/573901 "2011-03-08T21:02:46Z")
Hey all, I was just offered a really cool visual designer role. It’s a great opportunity for me to learn more and do more of what I like to do. The salary offered was lower than my current salary, so I politely mention… --- ## [Philosphical Question (you were warned) \[Is a parent still a parent if their only child dies?\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philosphical-question-you-were-warned-is-a-parent-still-a-parent-if-their-only-child-dies/573526)
**Author:** [@Thinktank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thinktank)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philosphical-question-you-were-warned-is-a-parent-still-a-parent-if-their-only-child-dies/573526 "2011-03-08T20:41:03Z")
There’s no way to pose the question without getting some real annoyance at me even asking this, but I will … Is a parent still a parent if their only child dies? --- ## [Need help with hair color!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-with-hair-color/573806)
**Author:** [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-with-hair-color/573806 "2011-03-08T19:41:01Z")
A few months ago I got my gray covered at a cheapo salon and I felt it came out too dark (or maybe just too flat, since it did seem to match my roots!). So I went to a good salon and the gal there has done highlights on… --- ## [Tell me why I should use your brand of GPS system.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-i-should-use-your-brand-of-gps-system/573859)
**Author:** [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-i-should-use-your-brand-of-gps-system/573859 "2011-03-08T17:38:38Z")
Why? Because I asked. Oh, why did I ask? Because I’m about to buy one? Oh, why am I just now buying one? Because I’m a Luddite. I’m thinking of upgrading from a 14.4 modem next. Oh, why did I type “GPS system” when t… --- ## [Would veils exist if women didn't have hymens?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-veils-exist-if-women-didnt-have-hymens/573902)
**Author:** [@The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Seventh_Deadly_Finn)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-veils-exist-if-women-didnt-have-hymens/573902 "2011-03-08T16:35:28Z")
I admit this question is probably too flaky for GQ, but maybe it’s not too goofy for IMHO. I mean, you see where I’m going with this—the bridal veil sure seems symbolic of the maidnehead to me, and that makes me wonder … --- ## [What would be necessary to repair the Colosseum in Rome in order to hold big events again?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-necessary-to-repair-the-colosseum-in-rome-in-order-to-hold-big-events-again/573546)
**Author:** [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-necessary-to-repair-the-colosseum-in-rome-in-order-to-hold-big-events-again/573546 "2011-03-08T16:07:06Z")
The Colosseum in Rome, of course, is a 2000 year old arena that once held massive events, but is now in a state of disrepair and has not been used as intended for over a thousand years. What would be necessary to repair… --- ## [What's a good skateboard for a teenager?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-skateboard-for-a-teenager/573853)
**Author:** [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-skateboard-for-a-teenager/573853 "2011-03-08T16:01:51Z")
My son wants a new skateboard. He broke his old one trying to do an Olly (Ollie?). His old one was a cheap Toys R Us one bought when he was in maybe third grade. His birthday is coming up so that’s what he’s getting. … --- ## [Twitter noob questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-noob-questions/573925)
**Author:** [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-noob-questions/573925 "2011-03-08T15:49:02Z")
I opened a twitter account to follow the various dancing with the stars tweets. I had a couple basic questions. In my twitter home. I see the tweets from the various people I’m following. But, I discovered this mornin… --- ## [Men: do you notice a woman's nail polish and/or shoes?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-notice-a-womans-nail-polish-and-or-shoes/573101)
**Author:** [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Replies:** 102\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-notice-a-womans-nail-polish-and-or-shoes/573101 "2011-03-08T15:46:34Z")
In another thread, there’s a debate (mostly between me and two other posters) about whether or not men care about a woman’s nails, shoes, and other aesthetic accessories. As I stated, I do not care. But I am now genuine… --- ## [If your facial cleanser says to tissue off, what do you specifically use to do so?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-facial-cleanser-says-to-tissue-off-what-do-you-specifically-use-to-do-so/573735)
**Author:** [@thursday\_next](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thursday_next)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-your-facial-cleanser-says-to-tissue-off-what-do-you-specifically-use-to-do-so/573735 "2011-03-08T14:15:14Z")
By tissue, I actually mean: tissue, cotton ball, cotton pad, whatever you use, I’m open to suggestions. I have a new cleanser that says to tissue off. First, I tried the Puffs Plus with Lotion that were nearby. I chos… --- ## [Best light box for circadian sleep disorder](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-light-box-for-circadian-sleep-disorder/573919)
**Author:** [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-light-box-for-circadian-sleep-disorder/573919 "2011-03-08T13:59:05Z")
Hi All, and mods please move this to general Q’s if you think it’s more appropriate… seems like this is an opinion thing though, so hopefully this is the right venue. I’m looking to purchase a light therapy light box fo… --- ## [Is a Miata a chick car?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-miata-a-chick-car/573122)
**Author:** [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Replies:** 71\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-a-miata-a-chick-car/573122 "2011-03-08T10:06:23Z")
Several lists found on line show the Mazda Miata as a chick car. Really? What if it’s black? What if it has a manual transmission? In fact, is there really such a thing as a chick car? --- ## [Cleaning stove burner grills](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-stove-burner-grills/573710)
**Author:** [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cleaning-stove-burner-grills/573710 "2011-03-08T08:08:28Z")
We have grease built up over months on the stove grills, which have a lot of surface area, and rippled paint from the heat. Aside from a wire brush, which would take off the paint, what’s the fastest way to get this off?… --- ## [Taking shoes off etiquette](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-shoes-off-etiquette/572612)
**Author:** [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Replies:** 148\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taking-shoes-off-etiquette/572612 "2011-03-08T08:07:28Z")
I recently visited a new friend’s home for the first time for an evening of playing games with several other people. They have a “shoes off” policy at their house, which I immediately deduced by the several pairs of shoe… --- ## [spelling erors :)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spelling-erors/573803)
**Author:** [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spelling-erors/573803 "2011-03-08T07:39:53Z")
I type quickly when I post here and elsewhere. I always have at least 3 errors no matter how short the comments. Letters juxtaposed. Does this indicate dsylexia or just that I never learned typing properly, though I took… --- ## [The Educated Doper](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-educated-doper/573275)
**Author:** [@SeldomSeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeldomSeen)\ **Replies:** 71\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-educated-doper/573275 "2011-03-08T05:23:46Z")
Inspired by this thread I thought it might be interesting to find out the general level of education among this august company. The poll reflects the various levels of the American educational system (the one I’m famili… --- ## [Weightlifters: Anyone want to tweak my routine?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weightlifters-anyone-want-to-tweak-my-routine/573884)
**Author:** [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weightlifters-anyone-want-to-tweak-my-routine/573884 "2011-03-08T05:19:21Z")
So I went back to the gym after a long break, and this time I got me a trainer to help set up a routine for me to follow. I told him my goal was getting my back stronger (I sit all day and my back hurts), and just genera… --- ## [Ladies, tell me about your standard hair and beauty routine and how long it takes.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-tell-me-about-your-standard-hair-and-beauty-routine-and-how-long-it-takes/573368)
**Author:** [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Replies:** 64\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-tell-me-about-your-standard-hair-and-beauty-routine-and-how-long-it-takes/573368 "2011-03-08T04:37:30Z")
Mods, not sure where the best place for this was, so please move if necessary! Inspired by this thread, which I haven’t participated in, partly because only male opinions are sought, and partly because I tend to agree w… --- ## [Strange prejudices you have](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-prejudices-you-have/571296)
**Author:** [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Replies:** 396\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-prejudices-you-have/571296 "2011-03-08T04:37:26Z")
The more Christian-related paraphernalia on a vehicle, the worse the driver behind the wheel. The absolute worst are those with vanity plates that mention Jesus in some way. If I see one near me, I know that they will … --- ## [Mole removal! Comfort me, or, share your horror stories!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mole-removal-comfort-me-or-share-your-horror-stories/571506)
**Author:** [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Replies:** 65\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mole-removal-comfort-me-or-share-your-horror-stories/571506 "2011-03-08T04:12:46Z")
(Skin dots, not the burrowing critter.) I’m going to my dermatalogist this Friday to have about a half-dozen moles removed. I’ve known for a couple of years that they’re “iffy” but lost my job (and health insurance) sho… --- ## [Attending the funeral of a suicide](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attending-the-funeral-of-a-suicide/573738)
**Author:** [@Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blut_Aus_Nord)\ **Replies:** 34\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/attending-the-funeral-of-a-suicide/573738 "2011-03-08T02:22:14Z")
Recently, someone I graduated high school with last year committed suicide. We were good friends or acquaintances in school, but outside the classroom we never really socialized and we didn’t keep in touch after graduati… --- ## [Outfit a Foot Soldier with the Best Pre-firearm Arms and Armor from Around the World](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outfit-a-foot-soldier-with-the-best-pre-firearm-arms-and-armor-from-around-the-world/573120)
**Author:** [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [March 8, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outfit-a-foot-soldier-with-the-best-pre-firearm-arms-and-armor-from-around-the-world/573120 "2011-03-08T02:17:11Z")
You can pluck arms, armor, and the methods to make and use them from any point in history, and multiple points at that. Your goal is to field an army of foot soldiers from any pre-firearm point in history. We’ll use th… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1781) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1783)