# In My Humble Opinion **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1787 [Latest](https://boards.straightdope.com/latest.md) · [Categories](https://boards.straightdope.com/categories.md) · [Tags](https://boards.straightdope.com/tags.md) **Page:** 1788 --- ## [Choose your dictator](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-your-dictator/572893)
**Author:** [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/choose-your-dictator/572893 "2011-02-28T15:02:25Z")
Who would you rather have as an absolute dictator: Gaddafi Dick Cheney Commissar Kim\_Jong-il Assume that the leader you choose will rule, absolutely, over your country for 20 years - they will not be overthrown or h… --- ## [Smartest bird at the pet store for under $50?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartest-bird-at-the-pet-store-for-under-50/572490)
**Author:** [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartest-bird-at-the-pet-store-for-under-50/572490 "2011-02-28T10:17:30Z")
I’m thinking about getting another pet. I’ve never had a bird, so I was wondering if you guys could give me a little more information. My questions: Are any birds under $50 smart enough to be toilet/paper trained? … --- ## [How should 2011 be pronounced?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-2011-be-pronounced/572122)
**Author:** [@DaveRaver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveRaver)\ **Replies:** 56\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-2011-be-pronounced/572122 "2011-02-28T06:38:21Z")
I’ve heard it pronounced both ways, but which way do you prefer? --- ## [Anyone else beginning to dislike Mac OsX?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-beginning-to-dislike-mac-osx/572694)
**Author:** [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anyone-else-beginning-to-dislike-mac-osx/572694 "2011-02-28T06:09:38Z")
I’m beginning to really dislike my MacBook running Snow Leopard. I seem to get that damn spinning beach ball much more frequently, mostly when web browsing or doing anything with iTunes. I get it with both Safari and F… --- ## [What do people fear when they get lost in rural areas?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-people-fear-when-they-get-lost-in-rural-areas/572350)
**Author:** [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Replies:** 95\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-people-fear-when-they-get-lost-in-rural-areas/572350 "2011-02-28T05:44:55Z")
I have friends and family members who panic when they miss a turn on road trips. They will go out their way to avoid getting lost, even causing near accidents if they miss an exit. When I ask “why?” I don’t get straight … --- ## [If I had to change gender...](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-to-change-gender/572358)
**Author:** [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-to-change-gender/572358 "2011-02-28T05:23:44Z")
Let’s say for some odd reason you will be forced to become the opposite gender for 30 days. The only rule is that you will be allowed to choose who you become–celebrity, friend, or just retain your own identity just as … --- ## [Does anyone have any experience with foreign language schools?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-any-experience-with-foreign-language-schools/572677)
**Author:** [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-any-experience-with-foreign-language-schools/572677 "2011-02-28T04:43:53Z")
I’ve recently decided that I’m going to go into law enforcement after college, which means that it is vitally important I learn Spanish. Unfortunately for me I’ve never taken a single Spanish class. I’ve been looking on … --- ## [Need webhost with perl/php/sql, no long term contracts](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-webhost-with-perl-php-sql-no-long-term-contracts/572803)
**Author:** [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-webhost-with-perl-php-sql-no-long-term-contracts/572803 "2011-02-28T04:13:53Z")
I have no idea where to go when it comes to webhosting. I have pretty modest requirements - I mostly want to host a few things for the SDMB TF2 server like stats, fast map downloads, an image gallery, maybe some other st… --- ## [Should I circumcise my cat?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-circumcise-my-cat/572611)
**Author:** [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-circumcise-my-cat/572611 "2011-02-28T01:44:01Z")
Or rather, have the procedure done at the vet? I know it’s not a common practice in North America, but it seems the procedure would result in a more healthy and well-adjusted feline. I’ve heard it will also help to all… --- ## [New contract negotiation coming up](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-contract-negotiation-coming-up/572865)
**Author:** [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [February 28, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-contract-negotiation-coming-up/572865 "2011-02-28T01:15:42Z")
At my job, I am going to be in negotiations for a new contract next month. I don’t really care if they decide to keep me or not, but the main thing is that if I do stay, I need a raise for the amount of work they have m… --- ## [Need a couple free Android app suggestions.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-couple-free-android-app-suggestions/572829)
**Author:** [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-couple-free-android-app-suggestions/572829 "2011-02-27T23:43:23Z")
I’m still adding and deleting apps after 2 weeks to get the config I want. The main problem I’m having is running out of phone memory. I have a 2GB SD card but am having a problem finding apps that will store to the card… --- ## [History without Hitler: a multiple choice poll](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/history-without-hitler-a-multiple-choice-poll/572634)
**Author:** [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/history-without-hitler-a-multiple-choice-poll/572634 "2011-02-27T20:35:33Z")
Assume Adolf Hitler was killed at an early age before he became involved in politics. What do you think would have been the effect on history? This is a multiple choice poll. --- ## [For My German Doper Friends (Or Whomever Has Travelled Extensively In Germany)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-my-german-doper-friends-or-whomever-has-travelled-extensively-in-germany/572331)
**Author:** [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/for-my-german-doper-friends-or-whomever-has-travelled-extensively-in-germany/572331 "2011-02-27T19:35:10Z")
When we can, D and I would like to take a vacation. When I was single, I only ever wanted to go home to Rothenburg and spend my whole time there with friends and family, but this time (and because of my “situation”), I’… --- ## [Real Identity Of Cecil Adams](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-identity-of-cecil-adams/529147)
**Author:** [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Replies:** 69\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-identity-of-cecil-adams/529147 "2011-02-27T19:20:52Z")
Who do you think Cecil Adams’ real identity is? --- ## [So how are Ikea cabinets?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-are-ikea-cabinets/569315)
**Author:** [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-how-are-ikea-cabinets/569315 "2011-02-27T19:04:29Z")
I know some of their stuff is great and some of their stuff sucks. I opened and closed some drawers the last time we were there (we have to go to Charlotte for Ikea) and they seemed nice but can anybody speak to their d… --- ## [Droid Choices on Verizon: X or Incredible](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/droid-choices-on-verizon-x-or-incredible/571921)
**Author:** [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/droid-choices-on-verizon-x-or-incredible/571921 "2011-02-27T18:59:08Z")
Okay. I can get either one with nothing down and a contract commitment. Which one should I get? --- ## [Tell Me A Non-expert Can Stain a Fence](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-a-non-expert-can-stain-a-fence/572133)
**Author:** [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-a-non-expert-can-stain-a-fence/572133 "2011-02-27T16:14:18Z")
I have opposable thumbs, cognition and the ability to walk upright. Please tell me I don’t have to splash out $2000 for an expert to stain/seal a fence, a front porch and deck w/ an attached staircase. I’ve painted (w/… --- ## [Any MTB'ers want to share bike recommendations?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-mtbers-want-to-share-bike-recommendations/572644)
**Author:** [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-mtbers-want-to-share-bike-recommendations/572644 "2011-02-27T09:05:11Z")
Long time mountain biker who hasn’t upgraded his equipment since '99 or so. Needless to say most of it is beyond repair. Any recommendations/suggestions? Initial budget of $2000 give or take. I like to upgrade over time… --- ## [Online College Courses](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-college-courses/572445)
**Author:** [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-college-courses/572445 "2011-02-27T06:23:14Z")
I’m curious about people’s experiences with taking college classes online. I’m not talking about courses from “Jim Bob’s For Profit College, now offering FIVE degreed majors!” but course offered online from real, actual… --- ## [Legal Q re: the sharing of personal information](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legal-q-re-the-sharing-of-personal-information/572777)
**Author:** [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legal-q-re-the-sharing-of-personal-information/572777 "2011-02-27T05:43:19Z")
I have a friend (no, seriously) who called me tonight drunk (umm… I had a friend; I hate whiny drunk people) and crying because her boyfriend apparently cheated on her. Among her incoherent ranting, she shared her brilli… --- ## [Did your pet die in a weird way?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-your-pet-die-in-a-weird-way/572375)
**Author:** [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Replies:** 42\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-your-pet-die-in-a-weird-way/572375 "2011-02-27T04:01:36Z")
My random stories: My gf’s rabbit in high school made a super jump to its death. It hopped on top of its cage, then over the patio railing to plummet 15 feet to its death. My neighbor called me and said my cat was … --- ## [Did you have a crazy cat lady on your block?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-a-crazy-cat-lady-on-your-block/572714)
**Author:** [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-a-crazy-cat-lady-on-your-block/572714 "2011-02-27T02:09:35Z")
I think every neighborhood has at least one. There was one that I knew of across from my grandma’s house. I’m sure there’s someone near where I live now. It was funny, while I was deployed I got a letter from my grandma… --- ## [People objecting to your dog just being near them](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-objecting-to-your-dog-just-being-near-them/572132)
**Author:** [@Candyman74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Candyman74)\ **Replies:** 158\ **Last updated:** [February 27, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-objecting-to-your-dog-just-being-near-them/572132 "2011-02-27T00:14:38Z")
I’m curious as to the general view of this. The location: pretty much the primary dog-walking park in town (about 3 miles long - always lots of dogs, joggers, cyclists, walkers, etc.). It’s not a “dog park” but it is v… --- ## [Guys: If there were a male version of Hooters, would you work there?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-if-there-were-a-male-version-of-hooters-would-you-work-there/181106)
**Author:** [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Replies:** 66\ **Last updated:** [February 26, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-if-there-were-a-male-version-of-hooters-would-you-work-there/181106 "2011-02-26T22:25:57Z")
Picture the scene. The restaurant is called… Oh, I dunno, Cox. Its mascot is a rooster. All of the waitstaff are male. They all wear speedos. They’re damn fine looking. They smile and flirt with all of the female custo… --- ## [I'm a new DAD!; I've got Questions!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-new-dad-ive-got-questions/572460)
**Author:** [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Replies:** 97\ **Last updated:** [February 26, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-new-dad-ive-got-questions/572460 "2011-02-26T22:17:58Z")
WOW!!! I can’t believe it, Ok, ok, I \*can \*believe it, I saw it \[the baby\] on the sonogram. Life is good, I’m very happy, we are very happy, jobs are great all is good - but I’ve got questions, lot’s of questions!! Mrs.… --- ## [Which money feels more "real" to you?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-money-feels-more-real-to-you/572454)
**Author:** [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Replies:** 56\ **Last updated:** [February 26, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-money-feels-more-real-to-you/572454 "2011-02-26T18:19:15Z")
Paper money or plastic money? We’ve all read a lot of money-saving advice that says to use cash whenever possible, as it is harder to part with. Having physical, tangible dollar bills in your hand makes the money you’re… --- ## [Would you be happy living with "Frontier Justice"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-be-happy-living-with-frontier-justice/572635)
**Author:** [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [February 26, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-be-happy-living-with-frontier-justice/572635 "2011-02-26T16:18:28Z")
Inspired by the debate in the Jerome Ersland thread. The proposed Jerome Ersland Act - Great Debates - Straight Dope Message Board If it was your choice whether persons committing felonies could lawfully be subjected to… --- ## [Suggestions and info regarding challenges for a wayward teen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-and-info-regarding-challenges-for-a-wayward-teen/572151)
**Author:** [@Imp\_of\_the\_Perverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imp_of_the_Perverse)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [February 26, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-and-info-regarding-challenges-for-a-wayward-teen/572151 "2011-02-26T16:17:26Z")
I realize that this thread may find it’s way to IMHO, but I’m hoping to go for facts first, so GQ is where I’m starting. I’ve got a friend who has a teen who seems to be drifting into trouble, the way teens without a co… --- ## [vertigo or anxiety](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vertigo-or-anxiety/572296)
**Author:** [@Beltane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beltane)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [February 26, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vertigo-or-anxiety/572296 "2011-02-26T15:12:15Z")
I have a nasty sinus infection, which has been playing havoc with my asthma. After steroids and so forth my breathing is much better, but my ear keeps popping. I feel like I’m constantly falling. I realistically know its… --- ## [Westminster Confession of Faith-Your Opinions](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westminster-confession-of-faith-your-opinions/571967)
**Author:** [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [February 26, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westminster-confession-of-faith-your-opinions/571967 "2011-02-26T12:21:01Z")
http://www.spurgeon.org/~phil/creeds/wcf.htm What is your opinion of the Westminster Confession of Faith? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1786) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/c/in-my-humble-opinion/14.md?page=1788)