View Full Version : "I'm From E-Loan......

12-13-2002, 09:00 PM
.......This bank just lets me set up my laptop here, so I can ask what you are waiting on and convince you to get your home equity loan through us instead of them!

Isn't that nice of them?

I used to be married to the DI-TECH guy!

So why don't you just sign everything over to me, and let's save all the hassle?"

This has been a TV commercial parody.


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