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Homer J
01-30-2003, 04:23 PM
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tupug Anachi
01-30-2003, 04:26 PM
adieu!

Homebrew
01-30-2003, 04:34 PM
Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck - but, most of all, endurance. - James Baldwin

Khadro
01-30-2003, 06:05 PM
C'mon, we can't stop now. I only just found out about it.

robinc308
01-30-2003, 06:39 PM
Don't even think about posting. It's the only way to stop.

Kat
01-30-2003, 07:16 PM
Ever have trouble fighting the urge to click that Submit button? Me, too.

Spit
01-30-2003, 07:54 PM
Fun, ain't it?

Khadro
01-30-2003, 07:57 PM
Generally, I'd agree. But is has its moments.

Ruby
01-30-2003, 08:06 PM
Hells Bells! I just got back to the boards and this thing is still afloat!

sorry for the water reference

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 08:11 PM
I am simply overwhelmed. I just wish I actually meant to start this thread. Or maybe not.....

<SMACK!>Ow! What was that for?

djxiii
01-30-2003, 08:12 PM
I think I will make a post. My third ever!

djxiii
01-30-2003, 08:13 PM
Just my luck! A simulpost! Oh well!

Flamsterette_X
01-30-2003, 08:13 PM
Just for saying what you did. :D

F_X

Flamsterette_X
01-30-2003, 08:17 PM
Kick me! (not literally) I got another simulpost!

F_X

Tripler
01-30-2003, 08:25 PM
Lucky SOBs! I swear, yer all lucky I didn't show up sooner. . .

Tripler
The unluckiest SOB of 'em all.

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 08:28 PM
Methinks you all have waay too much time on your hands. ;)

swampbear
01-30-2003, 08:31 PM
Now, Klaatu, just what makes you think we have too much time on our hands? :D

rjk
01-30-2003, 08:37 PM
Oh, poo. Quitting really seems unlikely!

Thats what Jack would say.

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 08:43 PM
Totally forgot the T dude!

rjk
01-30-2003, 08:44 PM
I meant to say "terribly unlikely".

Very well!



Jack, again!

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 09:07 PM
<timeout> Ok, as the OP of this, this...whatever, I have a proposal which hopefully will let this thread die gracefully. Let's see somebody do the whole alphabet in one post.

IOW, do a whole post in alphabetical sequential order like this for ex:The big cat, etc all the way through.

26 simple words.

I will accept the first ten submissions, with no skips.
Then I will officially ask the mods to retire this nightmare.
Agreed? (with blessing from the mods of course)

swampbear
01-30-2003, 09:10 PM
Xcrutiating it would be, to let this thread die Klaatu.

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 09:18 PM
Zestfully contributing to this thread is great swampbear, but It could go on forever.

Plus, I think doing the whole alphabet in one post would be the ultimate ending to a great, if mundane and pointless thread.

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 09:22 PM
Oh BTW, got those bold tags down bigtime now, yeppers.

Ruby
01-30-2003, 09:24 PM
Y did you skip Y?

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 09:28 PM
I SKIPPED Y!

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 09:30 PM
Zoned out on that one....

Q.E.D.
01-30-2003, 09:37 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! I started it over again!! Forgive me!!! :eek:

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 09:41 PM
Bleep you [b]Q.E.D. Dagnabbit!

robinc308
01-30-2003, 09:45 PM
[b]C[/c]ome on now. It's not as bad as all that...

Q.E.D.
01-30-2003, 09:47 PM
A burned cat doesn't even feel good. How is just knowing less making never owning pets quite right, Sir? Taking up very weird xylophones, you Zionist?

Miss Creant
01-30-2003, 09:47 PM
Do you really think so?

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 09:52 PM
Excellent Q.E.D.! That's what we are looking for. You are submission #1.

Hamlet
01-30-2003, 10:26 PM
For what it's worth, here:

Attention bored, creative Dopers: Everlasting fun, goofy hijinks, involved. Join Klaatu's legacy: mundane, neverending, overdone posts quickly rehashed. Stupid thread. Undeniably very worthy: Xanadu-like, yet zany.

Klaatu
01-30-2003, 10:39 PM
Submission #2. Caveat though. I would like to see more complete flowing sentences like Q.E.D. did, as opposed to fragments.

Hamlet, you get a pass though for starting this whole thing.:D

Rico
01-30-2003, 10:59 PM
After boring crappy days, Evelyn Farkus grabs her inamorata John Kingsley, laughs maniacally, neatly over packs quickly, restates she's thinking, understands villages welcome Xylophones, yet zaps.

Watcher of the Skies
01-31-2003, 12:07 AM
Great. I can't resist the urge to resist the conclusion of this thread, and I can't

Help but pick up this infernal thread where it left off...

Smeghead
01-31-2003, 01:17 AM
I'll never let it die!!

Fern Forest
01-31-2003, 02:08 AM
Just be thankful it hasn't gone Greek.

gouda
01-31-2003, 02:40 AM
Klaatu, klaatu, what have you started????


I ws just dying to say this :)

twickster
01-31-2003, 07:17 AM
Let's start a petition to keep Klaatu from killing this thread!

swampbear
01-31-2003, 07:45 AM
More of these mundane posts must be made. Cannot resist.

Homebrew
01-31-2003, 09:03 AM
Never Say DIE!

swampbear
01-31-2003, 10:03 AM
Onward goes the never ending thread!

Q.E.D.
01-31-2003, 10:13 AM
People, we are supposed to be fitting the whole alphabet in one post. Doesn't anyone read threads anymore?

Spit
01-31-2003, 10:15 AM
Quit doing it post to post? That is far more humerous.

Homebrew
01-31-2003, 10:21 AM
Respectfully, I must decline for Klaatu said he'd ask for thread closure upon reaching 10 complete posts.

Spit
01-31-2003, 10:24 AM
Shut up with your laughing people! I do so know how to spell.

dorkusmalorkusmafia
01-31-2003, 10:34 AM
T is for Titus who flew into bits.

dorkusmalorkusmafia
01-31-2003, 10:34 AM
T is for Titus who flew into bits.

swampbear
01-31-2003, 10:46 AM
Uncommoly interesting double post there dorkusmalorkusmafia.

swampbear
01-31-2003, 10:48 AM
Very good for me! I made this thread go to seven pages.

Hamlet
01-31-2003, 10:51 AM
When will this insanity end!!!!

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 11:12 AM
Xylography, I think, Is the answer to this.

Mwahahaha

swampbear
01-31-2003, 11:13 AM
Yet again I feel compelled to post to this inane yet addictive thread.

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 11:17 AM
Zymotic, this thread is.

Homebrew
01-31-2003, 11:31 AM
A perfect way for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. - Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby

swampbear
01-31-2003, 11:31 AM
And here we go again!

Homebrew
01-31-2003, 11:33 AM
Beat you by mere nanoseconds, swampbear.

swampbear
01-31-2003, 11:33 AM
Blow me down! A simulpost!

swampbear
01-31-2003, 11:35 AM
Can you believe it! A double simulpost!

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 11:46 AM
Doh!

swampbear
01-31-2003, 11:50 AM
Everytime I post I can hear Klaatu go AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! :D

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 11:58 AM
Funny. Really Funny.

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 12:00 PM
Great! I think its time to switch to the qwerty order of letters: (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)

Spit
01-31-2003, 12:28 PM
Heck no! I have trouble keeping up with the standard alphabet.

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 12:41 PM
Just hope we don't switch to DVORAK

dorkusmalorkusmafia
01-31-2003, 12:49 PM
I Think that Biohazard failed learning the alphabet.

Annie-Xmas
01-31-2003, 01:00 PM
J eez. Threads like this make the baby Jesus cry.

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by dorkusmalorkusmafia
I Think that Biohazard failed learning the alphabet.

Kinda, but not really, J comes after H in the qwerty scheme.

swampbear
01-31-2003, 01:15 PM
Like, I can't resist! Must post again.

Smeghead
01-31-2003, 01:27 PM
Makes me wonder when this will make Threadspotting.

Hamlet
01-31-2003, 01:39 PM
Never! This abdomination needs to end.

Annie-Xmas
01-31-2003, 01:40 PM
MR JOCK, TV QUIZ PHD, BAGS FEW LYNX.

Count each letter. Count each duplicate letter.

swampbear
01-31-2003, 01:42 PM
Oh no! Urge too strong....must continue to post.

Homebrew
01-31-2003, 01:55 PM
Personally, I hope this thread never ends!

TwungTister
01-31-2003, 02:03 PM
Q is my favorite character on Star Trek: TNG.

swampbear
01-31-2003, 02:10 PM
Really, I must stop checking this thread and posting to it every 10 minutes. but it's soooooooo much fun!

Homebrew
01-31-2003, 02:19 PM
swampbear has caught up with me! Nooooooooooooo

swampbear
01-31-2003, 02:36 PM
Tis true, I am stalking Homebrew throughout this thread!

twickster
01-31-2003, 03:15 PM
Unbe-freakin'-lievable! I got "U" again!

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 03:25 PM
Valium! I need Valium to deal with this thread!

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 03:26 PM
What is the longest thread in SDMB history?

dorkusmalorkusmafia
01-31-2003, 03:30 PM
You mean "What if someone else wrote LOTR?"

BioHazard
01-31-2003, 03:34 PM
X? Have you seen it? We lost X!

Narcissus&Goldmund
01-31-2003, 05:22 PM
Zis really zucks

Q.E.D.
01-31-2003, 05:28 PM
Ahhhh....klaatu is gonna kill you people!

twickster
01-31-2003, 05:48 PM
But only if he can find us.

Spit
01-31-2003, 06:07 PM
Could you people pad your post counts any more? :p

Klaatu
01-31-2003, 06:20 PM
Damn you all! :D

Dr_Paprika
01-31-2003, 06:40 PM
This thread has been EVICTED by the mystical landlords of Snuh

Kat
01-31-2003, 07:37 PM
Evicted?! :eek:

Ruby
01-31-2003, 10:34 PM
A bedragled, carbon-based Doper even finds grand humor in January. Klaatu likes mundane narratives of prose. Quietly, Ruby seeks the unique Valentine, wildly Xeroxed young zoo-keepers.

whew!
:cool:

Watcher of the Skies
01-31-2003, 10:48 PM
Fine, but lets's return to the original thread concept. These sentences that use all the alphabet are

Great, but maybe someone should start an "A" thread for those. This thread is addicting and must not be diluted with that clearly higher level wordplay.

cherry
01-31-2003, 11:14 PM
Hayabusa and harley and honda, hows that for diluting?

Kat
02-01-2003, 02:20 AM
I think you did a dandy diluting job, cherry.

The MacDairmuid
02-01-2003, 02:29 AM
James thinks that this thread is just jim-dandy. Jammed full of alpha-sequential japes.

twickster
02-01-2003, 08:44 AM
Klingons kould kut a kaper at the kapriciouness of it all.

BioHazard
02-01-2003, 01:46 PM
Look, this thread was a spontaneously generated accident, so who cares?

Diceman
02-01-2003, 03:37 PM
Me! I care.

samarm
02-01-2003, 03:46 PM
NNot to put too fine a point on it: this is ridiculous

samarm
02-01-2003, 03:47 PM
Oh crap. I messed that up!

samarm
02-01-2003, 03:48 PM
Perhaps the mods will get sick of this and close it...?

twickster
02-01-2003, 03:55 PM
Quiet! We're flying below the radar with what is, quite possibly, the most mundane and pointless thread ever!

Kat
02-01-2003, 03:59 PM
Right you are, twickster!

samarm
02-01-2003, 04:05 PM
Stealthily, she jetted across the rugged landscape. The mods nazi radar was none the wiser... "bleep"... "bleep".... "Situation normal Captain". The most mundance and pointless thread ever tm continued it's sinister journey.

samarm
02-01-2003, 04:06 PM
That was supposed to be "tm" in superscript but I didn't know the vbcode for it.

BioHazard
02-01-2003, 04:33 PM
Unusual. I CAN'T BELIVE the Mods haven't noticed this yeat or at least posted here.

BioHazard
02-01-2003, 04:34 PM
Very stupid of me...Yeat was supposed to be yet.

samarm
02-01-2003, 04:43 PM
Well, Cajun Man did post on page 1, but I think they've given up on this thread now. They're just hoping it will go away.

Hamlet
02-01-2003, 05:50 PM
Yessir! I regret ever typing this:

Originally posted by Hamlet
b

I have absolutely no idea why I'm hitting the submit button.

And guess what, I still don't.

Hamlet
02-01-2003, 06:04 PM
Xamine my last post and you will see what is missing.

Yikes, I'm getting sloppy in my old age.

samarm
02-01-2003, 06:11 PM
Zebras age twice as quick as humans.

BioHazard
02-01-2003, 06:35 PM
Alrighty now, this thread is beginning to get old...

rjk
02-01-2003, 07:40 PM
But Jack likes it! :rolleyes:

twickster
02-02-2003, 07:46 AM
C'mon people now, smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now.

BioHazard
02-02-2003, 02:47 PM
Dudes, I SWEAR this is my last post.

Watcher of the Skies
02-02-2003, 03:27 PM
'Ells Bells this is a crazy thread.

koeeoaddi
02-02-2003, 04:27 PM
Fer chrissakes, someone end this monster.

Kat
02-02-2003, 05:47 PM
Good God, this is a long thread.

Khadro
02-02-2003, 05:51 PM
How much longer can the Mods let us stress the hamsters?

swampbear
02-02-2003, 06:10 PM
Imagine this thread going for a whole other week!

PigArcher
02-02-2003, 07:37 PM
Just one more post... this is the end...

Blackeyes
02-02-2003, 07:58 PM
Kay'

Blackeyes
02-02-2003, 08:00 PM
Lemme try to fix the above post, as only the first letter should've been bolded.

koeeoaddi
02-02-2003, 09:58 PM
My post omitted the bold faced first letter too. I am ashamed.

Khadro
02-02-2003, 10:02 PM
Now, now. Don't be too hard on yourself, we all make mistakes.

samarm
02-02-2003, 10:09 PM
Off with his head!

Please can someone put this thread out of it's misery!

Quite how this has gone on so long, I have no idea.

Resist. Must resist temptation to keep posting to it.

Smeghead
02-03-2003, 01:11 AM
Sheesh.

Flamsterette_X
02-03-2003, 01:17 AM
Sean proudly declared he was still single, with his girlfriend standing only a few feet away! Smooth move, dude....

Derleth
02-03-2003, 02:05 AM
Truly, this proves that the human mind can concoct bizarre games even when given only the most meaningless of stimuli. A malformed OP can spark a truly fun and funny thread I'm proud to be a part of.

Unlikely as it may seem, I think this kind of high-level play represents not only the best of the Dope, but the best of humanity in general.

Annie-Xmas
02-03-2003, 07:34 AM
W on't someone please think of the children?

swampbear
02-03-2003, 08:10 AM
Xtasy! I got to post in this thread again.

Homebrew
02-03-2003, 08:15 AM
Y'all thought I was done, didn't you?

twickster
02-03-2003, 08:21 AM
Zoot alors! No mention of the missing V?

Smeghead
02-03-2003, 12:23 PM
Very disappointing, that.

And just to get us back on track, here we go again.

Lockz
02-03-2003, 12:55 PM
But does this really need to continue?

Derleth
02-03-2003, 02:10 PM
Certainly! (And it's usually spelt zut alors, twickster47.)

Spit
02-03-2003, 02:18 PM
Darn....Since I was away this weekend, I missed all of the post padding fun.

BioHazard
02-03-2003, 03:27 PM
Exactly what is post padding? Why does it matter?

BioHazard
02-03-2003, 03:28 PM
Does it matter?

BioHazard
02-03-2003, 03:29 PM
Figure it out and tell me.

Tupug Anachi
02-03-2003, 03:40 PM
Gee my right hand slipped. Have mercy! I'm a Lefty. :D

swampbear
02-03-2003, 03:45 PM
I get to post in this thread again. YIPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

koeeoaddi
02-03-2003, 04:25 PM
Just when I thought it was safe to check out MPSIMS again...

twickster
02-03-2003, 05:10 PM
Knowledge of French isn't my strong suit, Derleth -- I knew it looked wrong but was too lazy to look it up. Merci!

PigArcher
02-03-2003, 06:18 PM
Let this end. Please...

BioHazard
02-03-2003, 06:20 PM
More, MORE, MORE!!!!

Watcher of the Skies
02-03-2003, 06:58 PM
Never stop!

Kat
02-03-2003, 07:19 PM
Og bless this thread.

Klaatu
02-03-2003, 08:31 PM
People of Earth, you must stop this. I don't think I can control Gort much longer.

rjk
02-03-2003, 09:03 PM
"Quit now," Jack says.

twickster
02-03-2003, 09:14 PM
"Right," said Fred.

robinc308
02-03-2003, 09:17 PM
So, now that we're not continuing this anymore. What do we do?

cherry
02-03-2003, 09:27 PM
Tell everyone not to post in this thread anymore

PigArcher
02-03-2003, 10:21 PM
U first

Smeghead
02-03-2003, 10:49 PM
Very often, mods will lock down threads at page 10 because the server doesn't like them any more. Let's watch.

Derleth
02-03-2003, 10:55 PM
What's the server's love got to do with it?

X-ray vision is neat. A server that thinks size matters is not.

You have to admit, this is a pretty funny little game. I'm sorry we'll have to end it soon.

Zut alors! We'll be able to continue it in a second thread!

Also, I've cycled the alphabet again.

But will we be able to

continue it much longer?

gouda
02-03-2003, 11:21 PM
Doh! my 6th post in this thread!!

Tripler
02-03-2003, 11:37 PM
Eh? What's that?

Maybe I've been hanging around too many Canadians. . .

Tripler
It's aboot time I made some new friends anyway.

Fern Forest
02-03-2003, 11:50 PM
Free the hamster!

koeeoaddi
02-04-2003, 12:09 AM
Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto!

PigArcher
02-04-2003, 12:35 AM
Help us, please.

Bob55
02-04-2003, 12:44 AM
I think this is the worst. thread. ever.

robinc308
02-04-2003, 02:15 AM
Just about, but I reckon you could find worse.

samarm
02-04-2003, 02:43 AM
Keep away from the thread.

Leave it to die a lonely death.

Dunmurry
02-04-2003, 04:27 AM
More input to sensible threads, please.

Dunmurry
02-04-2003, 04:36 AM
No more replies to this thread please.

samarm
02-04-2003, 06:20 AM
Oh crap, I replied!

Please won't somebody think of the children?

gouda
02-04-2003, 06:21 AM
Quit whining! You're enjoying this as much as everyone else!!

twickster
02-04-2003, 07:15 AM
Really liked the "zut alors," Derleth!

swampbear
02-04-2003, 07:20 AM
So, is this the thread that never ends?

Lockz
02-04-2003, 08:55 AM
That would depend on the cooperation of the hampster and the mods.

Tupug Anachi
02-04-2003, 09:24 AM
Useless and in vain to resist!

Homebrew
02-04-2003, 09:26 AM
Woo Hoo! I was afraid this would be closed by now!

gouda
02-04-2003, 11:22 AM
'Xcept fer this here post!

gouda
02-04-2003, 11:24 AM
Yumpin' Yiminy!! I went past the 200-post mark without even realising it!! All thanks to this thread, methinks....

twickster
02-04-2003, 11:34 AM
Zounds!

And gadzooks!

swampbear
02-04-2003, 11:52 AM
Because this thread is still open, I must post.

mouthbreather
02-04-2003, 12:29 PM
I like to mess up the order of things.

Smeghead
02-04-2003, 01:13 PM
Coming to the rescue of the letter order!!

Homebrew
02-04-2003, 01:40 PM
"Definitely difficult to stop", he says in a Rainman voice. "Definitely"

Tupug Anachi
02-04-2003, 01:51 PM
Eenie, meanie, mine, moe. Where the Fudge will this thread go?

BioHazard
02-04-2003, 02:10 PM
[b]G[/b}o? I'd say it's already gone. OFF THE DEEP END!

Homebrew
02-04-2003, 03:12 PM
Having been off the deep end for quite some time, I welcome the rest of you!

twickster
02-04-2003, 04:20 PM
In a world of uncertainty, I find it reassuring that this thread just keeps chugging along.

TelcontarStorm
02-04-2003, 05:16 PM
Just keep it going.

Smeghead
02-04-2003, 06:16 PM
Keep it going...

BioHazard
02-04-2003, 06:34 PM
Live, I say, LIVE!!!

Homebrew
02-04-2003, 06:36 PM
My compulsion abates not!

Kat
02-04-2003, 06:59 PM
Need...help...to...resist...Submit...button....

Derleth
02-04-2003, 07:14 PM
Obviously, we need a twelve-step program.

Posters Anonymous, anyone?

samarm
02-04-2003, 07:16 PM
how about continuing in the style of a conversation, one word at a time?

Obviously...

Watcher of the Skies
02-04-2003, 07:59 PM
Quell the urge to turn this thread into something else.

koeeoaddi
02-04-2003, 08:05 PM
Right behind you Watcher, consider it squelched.

Khadro
02-04-2003, 08:06 PM
Seeing as how this thread refuses to die, I think I shall post here once more.

Khadro
02-04-2003, 08:07 PM
There, that ought to do it.

Kat
02-04-2003, 08:17 PM
Uunderstand this: This thread must live!

rjk
02-04-2003, 08:34 PM
Very well.


Hi, Jack!

Fern Forest
02-04-2003, 10:46 PM
Xounds! This is the 450th post in this thread, including the OP.

Smeghead
02-04-2003, 11:31 PM
Yippee! We're almost to page 10!

Seven
02-04-2003, 11:57 PM
Zowiee! You're right.

robinc308
02-05-2003, 12:20 AM
Amazing. Who would have thought 10 pages of it.

Sock Munkey
02-05-2003, 06:25 AM
Beats the heck outta me.
(sorry about doing the wrong letter before, I was looking at the wrong page when I posted)

Jukeball
02-05-2003, 06:42 AM
Canned Beer Does seem to have it's effects!

swampbear
02-05-2003, 07:48 AM
Everytime I come into MPSIMS, I feel to urge to post in this thread

twickster
02-05-2003, 09:54 AM
Fer sher, man!

FallFast
02-05-2003, 10:36 AM
Good googly moogly, 10 pages

swampbear
02-05-2003, 11:09 AM
Happiness is........posting in this thread.

Watcher of the Skies
02-05-2003, 11:22 AM
I can't believe I'm actually posting to this thread from work.

koeeoaddi
02-05-2003, 11:28 AM
Just as I can't believe I happened by right after you again. Watcher, we have to stop meeting like this!

Tupug Anachi
02-05-2003, 11:53 AM
Kan't stop myself! :D

Liberal
02-05-2003, 11:55 AM
Lolly pop, lolly pop, oh lolly lolly pop...

Watcher of the Skies
02-05-2003, 12:47 PM
Mistakenly. I tried to make the case to someone that the fascination with this thread involves a higher brain level than it would seem on the surface of it. Unfortunately beyond that thought I could not explain it further.

swampbear
02-05-2003, 12:54 PM
No matter how hard I try to resist, the compulsion to post in this thread is too strong.

koeeoaddi
02-05-2003, 12:58 PM
Obviously a 12 step program is in order.

Watcher of the Skies
02-05-2003, 02:20 PM
Please don't feed the dopers posting here.

swampbear
02-05-2003, 03:11 PM
Quite the addiction I have to this thread.

PigArcher
02-05-2003, 04:00 PM
Really, this is getting pretty sad...

XJETGIRLX
02-05-2003, 04:17 PM
Since I haven't posted in this thread yet, I figured I might as well.

Smeghead
02-05-2003, 04:40 PM
This is almost certainly the most times I've posted to a single thread.

PigArcher
02-05-2003, 05:28 PM
Unbelievable, this thread is.

Kat
02-05-2003, 06:27 PM
View this thread with pride!

twickster
02-05-2003, 06:43 PM
Who'da thunk it would keep going this long?

Watcher of the Skies
02-05-2003, 07:22 PM
You'd think we would all have more important things to do but no...

Fern Forest
02-05-2003, 07:34 PM
X Watcher. ... T, U, V, W, [u]X[/b]. Then Y and lastly
...
Z

Fern Forest
02-05-2003, 07:35 PM
Aaaaarrggh!!! I previewed but only to make sure Z hadn't been taken yet. Nuts!

Smeghead
02-05-2003, 07:38 PM
Bwhahaha!! This thread liiiiives!!!

JohnT
02-05-2003, 08:07 PM
'Course it does. It will never die...

Watcher of the Skies
02-05-2003, 08:32 PM
D'Oh! I can't believe I posted out of order. Twice. It's this infernal thread I tell you. It's not my fault.

it'sjustme
02-05-2003, 11:03 PM
Gee, I've never done this before!

Ruby
02-05-2003, 11:47 PM
Every good boy does fine.

PigArcher
02-06-2003, 12:07 AM
Face (if you know a little about music you might see how this ties into the previous post)

rjk
02-06-2003, 12:50 AM
Great! Hurray! It's Jack!

samarm
02-06-2003, 01:59 AM
Killimanjaro

Learning piano, I was tought Every Good Boy Deserves Favour, maybe it was just me...

samarm
02-06-2003, 02:00 AM
Mearly ten pages?

Not nearly enough!

Smeghead
02-06-2003, 02:56 AM
Oh boy. Let's take on the LOTR thread!!

Fern Forest
02-06-2003, 04:22 AM
Perhaps we'll even make the news in the Podunk Times!

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samarm
02-06-2003, 06:02 AM
Oh no, my sarcasto-meter has gone off the scale!

samarm
02-06-2003, 06:03 AM
Qquick, someone give me a dictionary! I'm having trouble with my alphabet! D'oh!

samarm
02-06-2003, 06:04 AM
Ridiculous! I've lost the ability to spell! Double D'oh!

samarm
02-06-2003, 06:06 AM
Soon be onto 11 pages! Woo-hoo!

twickster
02-06-2003, 06:30 AM
This is now the first thread I check when I get here...sad, isn't it?

samarm
02-06-2003, 06:31 AM
Unless you have one of your own threads to check on, I take it?

twickster
02-06-2003, 06:38 AM
Would that be weird? I'm consoling myself that at least I haven's subscribed.

swampbear
02-06-2003, 07:10 AM
Xerox copies of this thread and send em to your friends! They'll be thrilled. Well, maybe not thrilled. Maybe just convinced that you really are nuts.

FallFast
02-06-2003, 08:51 AM
You might start to wonder when the mods will shut this thread down. They wouldn't do that, its educational!

Inky-
02-06-2003, 08:59 AM
Zounds! It's lasted this long!

swampbear
02-06-2003, 09:14 AM
Akin to crack this thread has become because of its addictive qualities.

Watcher of the Skies
02-06-2003, 09:57 AM
Believe! You've got to just believe!

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