View Full Version : Are overbites sexy to you?

Vlad M. Paler
08-06-2003, 10:52 AM
I have this fascination with overbites. As in people with overbites. I didn't say "wierd fascination", because I'm not sure it's so wierd....

I want to know if anyone else has an attraction to people with overbites. This is the strangest question I've asked, EVER.

08-06-2003, 11:19 AM
I like a toothy smile, but not really an overbite.

But I find underbites extremely unsexy

08-06-2003, 11:21 AM
A mild overbite can be sexy, sure, especially if it leads to an increased tendency to bite the lower lip. A massive overbite where the top teeth jut a full inch or two past the bottom teeth? Not so much.

08-06-2003, 11:36 AM
I'm with Giraffe. Moderation in all things. I've nearly busted a tooth kissing a girl with more of an overbite.

Happy Lendervedder
08-06-2003, 11:44 AM
Could someone please explain to me what an overbite is exactly? Is it when your top front teeth go over and in front of your bottom teeth? To what degree? Did Freddie Mercury have an overbite?


08-06-2003, 11:47 AM
I have a "thing" about teeth. Imperfect is bad. Bad teeth aren't a "deal breaker" per se, but it kind of diminishes the whole package.

In summation, no, I don't, and I think you're weird. ;)

08-06-2003, 12:29 PM
Freddie Mercury did indeed have an overbite.

This woman with whom I was madly in love back in college (and who I've been thinking about a lot lately, for some inexplicable reason) had a tiny overbite and lisp. Think Drew Barrymore. I thought it was attractive on her (on the woman I loved, not Drew Barrymore, although it's attractive on Drew as well, I guess). But I don't specifically seek out women with overbites to drool over.

08-06-2003, 12:36 PM
Not a strange question... coming from Dracula.

08-06-2003, 01:32 PM
overbites? Uh, no.

But I find underbites extremely unsexy

Underbites are so rare that they're intriging. Plus, they have a feral, primal look to them that can be sexy on a man.

08-06-2003, 04:01 PM
Ingrid Bergman: Si!
Hillary Clinton: No!

08-06-2003, 07:02 PM
look no further than Gene Tierney (http://us.imdb.com/Name?Tierney,+Gene) the sexiest overbite in filmdom...

And yeah, if the right proportions, they can be amazing...

Orange Skinner
08-06-2003, 07:42 PM
I'm another person with a thing for good teeth. Good, straight, fairly white teeth, I'll drool over that. But an overbite? Well, if it's slight, sure, that's fine. Doesn't matter one way or the other. Underbites, though, are a big no way.

Speaker for the Dead
08-06-2003, 07:42 PM
I, for one, have the same kind of fascination, but then again, maybe it's because I have one. (http://www.geocities.com/flame_of_the_dragon/short.jpg)

08-06-2003, 07:46 PM
Yeah, the bumping teeth thing is a real pain. Overbites I don't mind, it's the gaps in people's teeth that annoy me.

pseudotriton ruber ruber
08-06-2003, 07:53 PM
Rosanna Arquette. Yum.

Cat Whisperer
08-06-2003, 08:01 PM
I like buck teeth. I have a friend who goes for a missing side front tooth - hockey player style, ya know. There ya go - hope I just made you feel normal, Vlad.

08-06-2003, 11:09 PM
I like overbites, yup. I thought I was the only one. It makes the lips look more prominent.

08-07-2003, 01:18 AM
Jeff Goldblum & Geena Davis? I think they're sexy. At least those 2 people.

Lady Venom
08-07-2003, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by pizzabrat
overbites? Uh, no.

Underbites are so rare that they're intriging. Plus, they have a feral, primal look to them that can be sexy on a man.

My fiance has an underbite. It's sooo sexy. You don't really notice it unless he's smiling. It's not severe.

It's funny, because I have a slight overbite and he has an underbite. We never bump teeth. :D

08-07-2003, 10:00 AM
I have a slight overbite..the kind where i'm always catching my lower lip with my teeth.

I find teeth gaps hella sexy. An gold teeth, too.

08-07-2003, 10:57 AM
I once stumbled across a fansite for a famous actor that, along with the usual expected collection of photos, interviews, and links, has a page devoted to photos of his teeth. Or rather, photos cropped to show just the teeth.

The webmistress pointed out that he had a slight overbite, and she apparently thought it was sexy.

I would be unwilling to argue, although I will say that I was seriously weirded out to find a page full of pictures of someone's teeth. It was like something out of Poe.

08-23-2003, 01:41 PM
Sure, can-openers help me eat. Food/sex/drugs/booze/sluts all go together. If she can open a Heini, some tuna fish, feed my dog, and polish my nob she works. ;-b

08-23-2003, 03:28 PM
I admit it, I have an overbite...a big one too, but my teeth are straight, so I don't think it is that bad looking. I just have a bit of a bunny rabbit smile (which people tell me suits me anyway). Plus, overbites give you big pouty lips... I was thinking about getting a horrible horrible surgury to get it fixed (mainly for the TMJ problems I have in the joint, not so much for cosmetic reasons), but it just seems to painful. I don't mind overbites in other people, but I'm not especially attracted to teeth either way.

08-23-2003, 03:28 PM
Considering the kind of sex I like most, an overbite can be dangerous.

Now dentures, on the other hand . . .

08-23-2003, 05:14 PM
I don't think Jeff Goldblum & Geena Davis have overbites. I swear to you, when Goldblum smiles or eats, his upper and lower toofuses meet.

All William Castle (http://www.imdb.com/Name?Castle,%20William) horror heroines have an overbite. He either thought they were sexy or thought his target audience did.

An overbite will make the upper lip pouch out and put the cheeks and jaw in a slightly off position, so perhaps the resulting expression is what appeals to those who go for this sort of thing.

My vote goes for the crooked canine. Just one little off-kilter wolf tooth.

08-24-2003, 09:07 AM



(Typical Geocities pop ups warning)

Actress Olivia D'Abo.

The stills don't show it to well, but watch the Law & Order - Criminal Intent shows she guest starred in. Watching her talk and smile it's very obvious. And so sexy I could crap my pants.

I would post some better pics, including close ups, but the court order prevents me from doing so. :dubious:

08-24-2003, 09:17 AM
I don't find overbites particularly sexy, but if I had one, I'd look a lot more like Søren Kierkegaard and thus, get all the philosophy majors.

Chicks pondering existential dillemas are sexy beyond any reasonable ability to control myself.

apricot syrup
08-24-2003, 04:12 PM
Overbites are cute but not sexy.

apricot syrup
08-24-2003, 04:18 PM
It is a bit like dating Bugs Bunney.

08-24-2003, 04:43 PM
Bugs Bunny, in a dress, is SEXY!!!

08-25-2003, 06:22 AM
How many of you GenX'ers fell in love with Rebecca Demornay in Risky Business? An incredibly sexy overbite is what made her so hot (and her full monty didn't hurt either!)

08-25-2003, 12:47 PM
Overbites are extremely sexy. And though true underbites are indeed rare, a very large portion of people, especially pouty Women, jut their bottom lip out, which gives the impression of an underbite. It's especially prominent when some Women get angry. I was actually going to post a poll similar to this one about if any one finds this pout sexy. Maybe in a while I will.

Someone who has one of the most sexy smiles is Nicole Kidman. I don't think she has an overbite, nor an underbite. But her teeth are just perfect. Sorry I couldn't find any pics showing her perfect teeth but you can see in any of her movies.

08-26-2003, 02:19 AM
How can anyone think Olivia D'Abo is sexy? She's a scary woman.

No overbites for me, thank you. I like horses, but not to kiss.

08-27-2003, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by gum
How can anyone think Olivia D'Abo is sexy? She's a scary woman. Yeah, her overbite is a bit over the top. Plus the STILL has that underbite looking bottom lip thing going. Not scary really to me. She's still attractive, but there are better examples of sexy overbites. The only one I can think of is Shiri Appleby (http://www.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1699&photo=Events/1699/ShiriApple_Grani_647642_400.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Appleby,%20Shiri) because I remember an actual scene in Roswell (http://www.imdb.com/Title?0201391) where an orthodontist commented on her nice overbite.

Then there's Nicole Kidman (http://www.cinema-stars.com/kidman/imageHtms/33.htm). I still can't tell if she has an overbite though. Wait. She seems to here. (http://www.nicole-kidman-pictures.com/nicole040.jpg) But here she doesn't. (http://www.nicole-kidman-pictures.com/nicole067.jpg)
I think she had some work done. Hope my ortho work looks this good.

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