View Full Version : What would you do...

08-10-2003, 01:31 AM
... if I suddenly insulted your mother's shoe size?

"Man! Those are huge! I bet babies could go swimming in those shoes!" :eek:

08-10-2003, 01:42 AM
Laugh my ass off (and then put it back on)


08-10-2003, 01:54 AM
get you some glasses. she wears a 6.

08-10-2003, 02:50 AM
Hey, Jonmarzie, how about we talk about your brother and his plans...:). I pay well.

08-10-2003, 08:18 AM
Look around for my Mother!!! She's not supposed to be here!

08-10-2003, 02:32 PM
But Maureen, what if I already have glasses?

flood, wouldn't that be a tad shady? Unless you really do pay well.

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