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MeanJoe
11-22-2003, 09:53 AM
Michigan Sucks and doesn't even have the common courtesy to Swallow, they SPIT!

Let's Go Bucks!!!!


O - H - I - O!!!!


WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!! 1 HOUR UNTIL THE GREATEST RIVALRY IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL BABY!!!!!!

MeanJoe





Fuck Michigan

Jay Belanger
11-22-2003, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by MeanJoe
Michigan Sucks

You misspelled "Ohio State Blows Chunks!"

The bad news about the upcoming butt-whipping that OSU is about to undergo is that it will probably ruin their chance to stomp on Oklahoma. But given that the BCS decides that, who knows?

quixotic78
11-22-2003, 10:33 AM
Ohio State 13, M*ch*g*n 12. Maybe 9. There will not be an offensive touchdown in the game.

Print it.

Ike Witt
11-22-2003, 10:43 AM
As much as I hate all Big 11 teams I do, at this point, have to say "Go Blue" - since I am a USC fan.

Jay Belanger
11-22-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by quixotic78
Ohio State 13, M*ch*g*n 12. Maybe 9. There will not be an offensive touchdown in the game.


I hope there isn't an offensive touchdown in the game, since any touchdown that OSU scores would be offensive. Any touchdown that UM scores, of course, would be righteous.

I'm sorry to see that M*ch*g*n only scores 12 points in your scenario, but MEECHIGAN will score at least 20, of course.

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