View Full Version : Blowtorch vs. Barbecue

03-03-2005, 01:05 AM
Who'd win?

03-03-2005, 01:31 AM
Doing what?

03-03-2005, 02:03 AM
Inferno, of course. Psychotic delusional pyromaniac giant robotic ants beat mear humans any day of the week. ;)

Little Nemo
03-03-2005, 03:05 AM
The barbecue always wins of course - if it's pre-heated.

Hey, It's That Guy!
03-03-2005, 08:05 AM
Blowtorch is armed with a flamethrower. Barbecue is a firefighter. They'd just keep cancelling each other out all day, until one runs out of fuel or the other runs out of fire-retardant foam spray!

Maus Magill
03-03-2005, 08:29 AM
Well, the Barbecue is alredy cooked (otherwise it's just be a dead pig), so I see no contest here.

Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
03-03-2005, 09:13 AM
Who'd win?

Yo Joe.

Both are wearing fireproof suits.
Blowtorch has a flamethrower.
Barbecue has an axe.

Bye-bye Blowtorch.

03-03-2005, 03:40 PM
Dangit, and here I was thinking that this would involve liquid oxygen.

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