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08-23-2000, 04:05 PM
Since we all seem to be sex-obsessed here,and inspired by Giraffe's post in the 'Is sex ever fun' thread :

"Sex. Give it a chance."

This message was brought to you by the Sex Advisory Council.

Maybe sex doesn't have a good enough advertising agency. We need new taglines :

"Got sex?"

"Sex. The other white meat."

What else?

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:07 PM
"Sex. It's everywhere you want to be."

08-23-2000, 04:10 PM
"Just do it."

Silver Fire
08-23-2000, 04:11 PM
Sex. Good to (till?) the last drop.

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:12 PM
"Behold - the power of sex."

"Sex. It's what's for dinner."

08-23-2000, 04:13 PM
"Sex powers the Internet."

08-23-2000, 04:17 PM
Sex forever.

Unauthorized Cinnamon
08-23-2000, 04:18 PM
Like a Rock

Get it your way

It's the Real Thing, Baby

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:23 PM
"Sex - the quicker picker-upper."

"Sex - don't leave home without it."

08-23-2000, 04:26 PM
Sex The choice of a new generation

Arnold Winkelried
08-23-2000, 04:34 PM
For the celibate crowd: "Sex sucks."

08-23-2000, 04:39 PM
Sex - Mmm Mmm Good!

08-23-2000, 04:39 PM
Sex ... Is it in you?

08-23-2000, 04:40 PM
Sex. Great taste, and more filling.

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:41 PM
"The power of sex in the palm of your hand."

08-23-2000, 04:48 PM

"It's time we made sex history?"


Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:49 PM
"Sex - the headache medicine."

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:51 PM
"The power to calm, the power to comfort, the power to come successfully."

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:55 PM
"How do you spell relief?"

"Recommended by top breeders."

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 04:57 PM
"Don't get mad, get sex."

AAAHHH!!!! I can't stop!!

08-23-2000, 04:58 PM
"Obey your thirst"

or (somewhat obvious, and obviously dated):

"Where's the beef?"

ChrisP One Kenobe
08-23-2000, 04:59 PM
Sex-It's in there.

Life sucks without sex

Sea Sloth
08-23-2000, 05:02 PM
"Just like mom used to make."

ok, I'm leaving now.

(Somebody do a Nyquil rip-off!)

08-23-2000, 05:03 PM
"Less Filling, Tastes Great."

08-23-2000, 05:31 PM
"Because so much is riding on your sex."

"You deserve a BJ today"

"When you absolutley, positively have to blow a nut tonight"

"What would you do at the tittie bar?"

"Comes in your mouth, not in your hands"

"Hey, how about a nice Hawaiin pussy?"

"Sometimes you feel like busting a nut, sometimes you don't"

"Penis, e-rect penis. What kinds of girls love erect penises? e-rect penises? Fat girls, skinny girls, girls who climb on rocks, tough girls, certain men, even girls with chicken pox love penises, e-rect penises, the penises girls love to bite."

"I feel like fuckin tonight, like fuckin tonight..."

"My sex slave has a first name; it's C-I-N-D-Y . My sex slave has a second name; it's S-L-E-Z-Y. Oh, I love to eat her every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause CINDY SLEZY has a bed, and she just loves to give me head"

"I can't believe it's not a woman!"

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your servers...

08-23-2000, 05:43 PM
Fighting abstenance since 1973......It's sooooo much harder
than I thought.

08-23-2000, 05:46 PM
Got Sex?

08-23-2000, 05:52 PM
Id walk a mile for sex.

08-23-2000, 05:59 PM
"It's finger lickin' good!"

08-23-2000, 05:59 PM
I think the highest priority of any sex PR campaign should be to get Bob Dole to stop doing Viagra commercials. Christ, the mental image of him chasing Liddy around his office with a big ol' boner puts me off the idea for days at a time.

Suggested slogan: "There is some sex that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard."

08-23-2000, 06:04 PM
For the techies:

'Sex Inside'

'Where do you want to come today?'

08-23-2000, 06:15 PM
WAAAAAZUUUUUP in your pants?
Got milked?
Image is nothing, sex is everything....
Sutra self!
Half blinded and hairy palmed.
Cunning Linguist!

More as they come to me *groan*

And my own sig....

vidi vici veni

Takeoff of the original Roman phrase, veni vidi vici, which means I came, I saw, I conquered!

08-23-2000, 06:30 PM
A porn magazine=$8.00

A monthly subscription to an adult web site=$29.99

A blow-up doll=$30.00.

Doing it the first time with the one you love=priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else there is cash.

08-23-2000, 06:48 PM
Because SO much is riding on your condoms....


08-23-2000, 07:07 PM
Be with everyone you can be.

It's not just sex, it's an adventure.

Fellatio - Aim High.

And the Marines don't even need any altering -

We're looking for a few Good Men!

08-23-2000, 07:23 PM
The truth is out there-SEX.

08-23-2000, 07:24 PM
Sex - Ten Million strong . . . and growing.

Sex - strong enough for a man, but pH-balanced for a woman.

Sex - betcha can't eat just one.

Sex - it's everywhere you want to be.

Sex - the choice of a new generation.

Sex - have you had sex this month (takeoff of Potomac Mills's "Have you been to Potomac Mills this month?")?

08-23-2000, 08:57 PM
Sex-the San Francisco treat

08-23-2000, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by MaryAnnQ
Sex-the San Francisco treat

Why, thank you! :D

08-23-2000, 09:10 PM
You all crack me up !

Sex - we love to see you smile

Sex - over 1 billion served

Sex- home of the whopper

Sex - premium quality, winning taste

Sex - lose weight, feel great

Sex - plumps when you cook 'em

Sex - snap, crackle, pop ( ouch! )

Sex - breakfast of chamions

Sex - let your fingers do the talking

Ukulele Ike
08-23-2000, 10:12 PM
Looks like it's up to me to go back, back, back to those thrilling days of yesteryear..

"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh, what a relief it is!"

"Sex...it Satisfies!"

"They all Laughed when I Got Down on my Knees...But When I Started to Play with It!--"

"Sex...Blow Some My Way!"

"Have Sex...and You'll Never Miss Sweets that Make You Fat!"

"Sex...the Pause That Refreshes!"

"Have Sex...Forty Million Frenchmen Can't be Wrong!"

08-23-2000, 10:16 PM
Sex - it's not just for breakfast anymore.

08-23-2000, 10:50 PM
Sex Happens.

Saint Zero
08-23-2000, 11:12 PM
We power the internet. Sex.

(sun, I think.)

Medea's Child
08-23-2000, 11:28 PM
So now that you have won the Superbowl, what are you going to do now?
I'm going to get laid!

In a related note, this thread has sickened me . I glace at every banner ad and *poof* its a sex slogan. I used to be a fairly decent person, I swear...

"Instant approval, instant rewards" <used to be for a Visa card>

"Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for whores"

"Explore the best places on earth" <Discovery Travel>

And we won't talk about Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy.

08-24-2000, 12:06 AM
The American Sexpress Condom. Don't have sex without it!

08-24-2000, 12:27 AM

Sex, it's what's for dinner

Sex, the choice of a new generation.

Do you whoopee?!

Your in good hands with sex.

Sex is my middle name.

Sex, don't leave home with out it.

If it's sex, it's got to be good.

Sex, have it your way.

Nothing comes between me and my sex.

Sex, it's the real thing.

Cooks who know, trust fellatio.

Sex, it's finger lickin' good.

Sex, billions and billions served.


08-24-2000, 01:19 AM
Sex - it does a body good.

(No one else has thought of this yet? I'm really suprised.)

Emperor Penguin
08-24-2000, 04:39 AM
Sex, The soup that eats like a meal

Sex, Just did it

Sex, part of a balanced breakfast

Sex, get cracking

and always remember,

9 out of 10 dentists agree, sex helps fight cavities

08-24-2000, 05:08 AM
Sex- WWJD?

08-24-2000, 07:17 AM
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Sex-I'd rather fight than switch.

Hey Mabel - Another blow job.

Sex - Its the real thing.

10-2-4 Its always the right time for sex.

Sex - The quicker picker upper.

08-24-2000, 07:39 AM
Sex-The nighttime, snuffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head so you can rest medicine.

(From Gallery Furniture) Sex-It Saves. You. Money!

(Reece's Cups) There's no wrong way to eat a....

And like a good neighbor, Sex Farm is there.

The good hands people.

Did somebody say...McSex?

08-24-2000, 07:46 AM
How else can you make two months salary last forever?

08-24-2000, 08:48 AM
Mentos - The Sex Maker

I want my Sex (From I want my Mtv)

Sex has bite (From Barqs has Bite)

08-24-2000, 10:02 AM
Sex is the word.


08-24-2000, 10:07 AM
The newest McSlogan: We love to make you smile.

08-24-2000, 10:36 AM
Take a stick. Pull it out. etc...

And, along those same lines

BJ's, just for the taste of it.

Lip smackin'
Finger lickin'
Rib ticklin'
Foot stompin'
Great tasting'
(off a plastic cup I got at a BBQ place, minus the sex.)

DVous Means
08-24-2000, 11:19 AM
Sex - Nature's little sedative.

Mentos will now be known as Poontos: The Pussy Mint

08-24-2000, 11:23 AM
Dammit Seale....I was going to post the newest Mickey D's slogan. Grrr.

08-24-2000, 11:58 AM
Every ad I see now gets me thinking about the OP. I am sitting at my desk and I look up and see the Apple poster I have on my wall. It is a picture of all five "flavors" of iMacs. The tag line...


08-24-2000, 02:02 PM
After reading this, it occured to me that just about anything can be about sex, if you're in the right frame of mind (and aren't we usually?).

I picked up my potato chip bag and read the back. My changes are in parenthesis.

Tired of (things) that go mush when you bite 'em, or go to pieces when you dip 'em? Chomp into (this), the extra thick and hearty (one) bursting with big taste.

08-24-2000, 02:36 PM
Sex-The nightime screaming, groaning, squirming, moaning, giving head so you can cum medicine....

08-24-2000, 04:03 PM
How'z about Leggo my NewHo?

Or, a site (www.leftbehind.com) for those who aren't getting any?

(Lycos) Sex! Go get it!

< Orson Welles voice > We will serve no shlong, unless it's long.

(Microsoft) Where do YOU want to ho today?

New sex toys from Mattel: The Transformers! More than meets the eye!

Sea Sloth
08-24-2000, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Black12
"Just like mom used to make."

ok, I'm leaving now.

(Somebody do a Nyquil rip-off!)

Thank you WeirdDave! I was beginning to think it would never get done! :)

08-24-2000, 04:09 PM
Just say, "Yes" to sex.

08-24-2000, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Sealemon88
(Microsoft) Where do YOU want to ho today?

Nah....the better Microsoft one is "Who do you want to do today?"

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