View Full Version : Favorite Family Guy Clips

Frustrated Wonderer
12-02-2006, 01:06 PM
This show is awsome, I will post here a few of my favorite family guy clips from Youtube.com

Please feel free to post any Family Guy clip you find funny

Here are the clips:





Please give me some feedback.

12-02-2006, 01:16 PM
Can't find a clip, but the bit where Lois is in jail and she keeps saying dirty-sounding things and Quagmire is going nuts in the background.

12-02-2006, 01:36 PM
Can't find a clip, but the bit where Lois is in jail and she keeps saying dirty-sounding things and Quagmire is going nuts in the background.

I was just coming in to mention that!

Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh.
Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me...
Quagmire: Oh God!
Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
Quagmire: Oh God!!!
Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole.
Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!!
Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire: That one is also sexual.

I'm also a huge fan of:

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

12-02-2006, 02:52 PM
Family guy on Hummers (warning, uncensored):

And some roleplaying:

12-03-2006, 01:47 AM
It makes me giggle when Peter uses the Arron Neville Megaphone....

12-03-2006, 01:48 AM
AAron Neville

Frustrated Wonderer
12-03-2006, 02:00 AM
Two capital "A's" in Aaron?


12-03-2006, 05:02 AM
Two capital "A's" in Aaron?

Hmmm...That's Double A's. As in Double A batteries in a small pocket vibrator that goes, "Hmmm..."

12-03-2006, 06:49 AM

cactus waltz
12-03-2006, 06:49 AM
I'm not a fan of Family Guy personally, but I have to give it for Pete singing B-52's 'Rock lobster':