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Hazle Weatherfield
03-15-2008, 01:40 PM
I didn't know if the other thread was too old to add to, so, I didn't.

I had only heard of this video through the SDMB, but I had heard enough to decide that it was definitely something I didn't want in my permanent memory bank. Done deal.

So....I'm reading a pretty entertaining interview with George Clooney in this month's Esquire and the interviewer has GC watch the video. My wine-addled late-night brain thinks, "Hell, if George Clooney can handle it, so can I."

Ok, that is one bell you can NOT unring. I am so, so sorry!

In the clear light of today, however, I actually think that the thing is fake...so, there! I'm not just saying that to make myself feel better...that's really my opinion.

Anyway, I know I'm late to the game on this one. I just wanted to express my displeasure with Esquire and my own lack of self control in avoiding the whole thing in the first place.

Belowjob2.0
03-15-2008, 01:47 PM
I was guessing chocolate enemas.

You know, pump it in, squeeze it out.

I hope it was chocolate enemas.

Couldn't be the real thing. Could it? :eek: :eek: :eek:

mobo85
03-15-2008, 01:55 PM
Apparently, it is (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1130071onecup5.html) chocolate.

I'm filiing this video under goatse as things I know what they are, but choose not to see, but I must say it gives a disturbing new twist to Me and You and Everyone We Know. ))<>((

Beware of Doug
03-15-2008, 02:00 PM
My Og, poor old Esky must really be losing readers to the lad-mags if one of their interviewers foists 2g1c on a subject.

What's next, make 'em pound a Smoker's Cough (http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/s/smokers-cough-13180.html) and see if they hurl?

Arnold Gingrich has been turning in his grave for quite a while anyway, though, so this is probably just an extra little push.

svrider
03-15-2008, 02:43 PM
Fake or not, I'd like to thank those that made it. I nearly keeled over from laughing when I finally got my sister to watch it. Next victim is my boss.

Moirai
03-15-2008, 03:20 PM
The most hilarious videos on YouTube can be found by using "2 girls 1 cup reaction" as your search terms. One girl even showed it to her parents...

Two and a Half Inches of Fun
03-15-2008, 03:34 PM
The most hilarious videos on YouTube can be found by using "2 girls 1 cup reaction" as your search terms. One girl even showed it to her parents...

Did you see the one with the grandmother?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE

Yorikke
03-15-2008, 06:34 PM
Did you see the one with the grandmother?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE

I am 34 years old who laughs a lot. I have NEVER laughed as hard as when watching that video. I woke my wife up from a nap, she thought I was having a seizure. She said I sounded like "A fucking maniac." Thanks so much for the link! :p

Joe

DLuxN8R-13
03-15-2008, 06:36 PM
Fake or not, I'd like to thank those that made it. I nearly keeled over from laughing when I finally got my sister to watch it. Next victim is my boss.

You are a terrible, terrible person. ;)

Revtim
03-15-2008, 06:41 PM
Did you see the one with the grandmother?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWEI've watched a bunch of these reaction vids, and this is the best.

bbs2k
03-15-2008, 07:22 PM
Although this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw) reaction is still the best.

GIGObuster
03-15-2008, 07:33 PM
I've watched a bunch of these reaction vids, and this is the best.

I go for the parody ones. A Guy put Kermit the frog reacting to the video and then in the sequel Kermit, like many others, looks for others to gross out with the video.

The "reaction" of Rowlf the Dog is priceless.

Language not safe for work, but nothing gross on the screen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y

mobo85
03-15-2008, 07:36 PM
I go for the parody ones. A Guy put Kermit the frog reacting to the video

I was going to mention this, as I did see this one, and it's rather disturbing (but funny, I guess). Kermit wasn't grossed out- quite the opposite, actually...quite the opposite.

Guinastasia
03-15-2008, 07:53 PM
Rowlf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y&feature=related) wasn't too impressed.

GIGObuster
03-15-2008, 08:27 PM
Rowlf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggaWaK5d23Y&feature=related) wasn't too impressed.
However it was impressive enough to be posted twice! :p

Moirai
03-15-2008, 09:50 PM
I just saw the Kermit one yesterday, and I don't know what was funnier- seeing him reach for the lotion or hearing him say "fuck."

Priceless.

Guinastasia
03-17-2008, 05:47 PM
BTW, what was George's reaction?

Two and a Half Inches of Fun
03-17-2008, 06:10 PM
BTW, what was George's reaction?

He ate it up.

Guinastasia
03-17-2008, 06:50 PM
*groan* That was low, even for you.



Found it! (http://www.celebitchy.com/9932/esquire_journalist_gets_george_clooney_to_watch_2_girls_1_cup/)


(Clooney's reaction, that is)

Moirai
03-17-2008, 07:50 PM
Damn, Clooney sounds like a hell of a guy, and funny too. He'd fit right in around here...

Two and a Half Inches of Fun
03-17-2008, 09:40 PM
As soon as I heard 2G1C and Esquire interview, my first thought was A.J. Jacobs.

Lobohan
03-17-2008, 09:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

No gross out, but a little adult language.

Lakai
03-17-2008, 11:15 PM
My favorite reaction is by The Roots. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVlh0maJGw)

They look like they're on a scary roller coaster ride.

BoBettie
03-17-2008, 11:57 PM
I am 34 years old who laughs a lot. I have NEVER laughed as hard as when watching that video. I woke my wife up from a nap, she thought I was having a seizure. She said I sounded like "A fucking maniac." Thanks so much for the link! :p

Joe

That is seriously fucking funny stuff right there. The hysterical laughter in the background is what gets you.

BoBettie
03-18-2008, 12:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

No gross out, but a little adult language.

That made getting out of bed worth it today.

Airman Doors, USAF
03-18-2008, 12:07 AM
You think that's gross? I suggest you avoid watching the BME Pain Olympics at all costs. Fake or not (and God, I hope it is), it is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever had the misfortune to see.

DLuxN8R-13
03-18-2008, 02:31 AM
You think that's gross? I suggest you avoid watching the BME Pain Olympics at all costs. Fake or not (and God, I hope it is), it is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever had the misfortune to see.

What he said.

Seriously.

After a steady diet of shock docs, mondo movies and unrated horror imports (as well as a subscription to Bizarre Magazine back in the day, before they turned it into just another titty mag), there ain't a lot that makes me cringe just watching it ... this did. That 2Girls shit was just stupid and pointless and a little disgusting; the BME Pain Olympics video literally made me groan out loud while clutching myself (I do not mean in a good way, either). And I'm a freakin' ghoul as far as my taste in videos is concerned.

Hostile Dialect
03-18-2008, 04:19 AM
nm

Guinastasia
03-18-2008, 05:52 AM
You think that's gross? I suggest you avoid watching the BME Pain Olympics at all costs. Fake or not (and God, I hope it is), it is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever had the misfortune to see.


I'd like to know why, of all the nasty ass scat porn out there, this is the one that became so infamous. It's pretty tame, as far as that goes. I've seen far worse.

Airman Doors, USAF
03-18-2008, 07:43 AM
I'd like to know why, of all the nasty ass scat porn out there, this is the one that became so infamous. It's pretty tame, as far as that goes. I've seen far worse.

You've seen worse than men emasculating themselves with knives and hatchets? If so, please, keep it to yourself. I don't want to know about it.

Zebra
03-18-2008, 08:21 AM
I am not watching that. I've never seen goatsee either.

Guinastasia
03-18-2008, 07:22 PM
You've seen worse than men emasculating themselves with knives and hatchets? If so, please, keep it to yourself. I don't want to know about it.


D'oh, sorry, I meant that 2G1C itself was pretty weak as far as gross-out porn goes. I should have read more closely.


BTW, for those who haven't seen the video...here you go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2oU7bV1Cq8&feature=related).

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