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Argent Towers
07-06-2008, 02:13 AM
Well, I saw Wanted. Shitty movie, horrible plot, no cohesiveness, you don't give a shit about any of the characters. Stupid slick over-the-top gunplay, and even among the various examples of the laws of physics being savagely violated, I could not dumb myself down enough to accept the part where the hero gets a steel rod jammed down the barrel of his handgun, pulls the trigger, and shoots out the rod, killing the bad guy. In real life, a barrel obstruction like that would cause the gun to explode and possibly kill you.

But...God DAMN was Angelina Jolie fucking hot in this movie. The scene where she is standing completely naked after getting out of the hot tub thing, is what I'm specifically talking about. It was shot from behind, but what I wouldn't give to see that shot from the front. Christ, Angelina, just do porn already. At the very least, do a "secret" sex tape. I mean, if I have to see her getting banged by some guy, you could do a lot worse than Brad Pitt.

I know a lot of people think Jolie's looks are overrated - but I ain't one of 'em.

Siam Sam
07-06-2008, 02:19 AM
I think Angelina Jolie's looks are overrated. In fact, I think she looks sickly. But then, we saw Wanted yesterday and enjoyed the movie.

Lust4Life
07-06-2008, 02:52 AM
She just cant accept that I wont be going back to her so she's pulling out all the stops to try and make it happen poor woman.

Full Metal Lotus
07-06-2008, 03:33 AM
Turn the question around. Why do YOU find her so hot?

Its not her "fault" that what she looks like triggers your libido.

You have to look at why and how your libido got "programmed" in that way.
You have to take responsibility.

Its not what she is doing to you, its how you define your experience of seeing her.

Would you still feel the same way if she was 60lbs heavier.. if she had problem skin, if she farted out foul stink every 5 minutes?

Look at yourself and your motivation(s).. tie that into reality...

and (please) notice the nice woman sitting next to you...

regards
FML

Argent Towers
07-06-2008, 03:35 AM
No offense but what on earth are you talking about? You are overanalyzing this WAY too much, man.

I like all women, I appreciate all kinds of beauty and different body types. I happen to think Angelina is hot. I don't know why, I just do. What's the difference? Why must you turn this into some kind of cosmic issue?

Gukumatz
07-06-2008, 03:46 AM
Turn the question around. Why do YOU find her so hot?

Its not her "fault" that what she looks like triggers your libido.

You have to look at why and how your libido got "programmed" in that way.
You have to take responsibility.

Its not what she is doing to you, its how you define your experience of seeing her.

Would you still feel the same way if she was 60lbs heavier.. if she had problem skin, if she farted out foul stink every 5 minutes?

Look at yourself and your motivation(s).. tie that into reality...

and (please) notice the nice woman sitting next to you...

regards
FML

What the hell is this?

Full Metal Lotus
07-06-2008, 03:57 AM
well, I guess it boils down to knowing yourself.

If you want to know why stimulus "X" creates reaction "Y" in you, you have to look inwards, not outwards.

Its not "cosmic". its just a common sense answer to your basic question.

regards
FML

Argent Towers
07-06-2008, 04:00 AM
Again, no offense, but I'm going to chalk this up to your issues with the divorce that you mentioned, and leave it at that. I don't know what in God's name you're talking about, and I don't think it has anything to do with this thread (or anything to do with anything.)

Full Metal Lotus
07-06-2008, 04:57 AM
Argent..

its a direct response to the question..

Why does "X" (Angelina Jolie) have to be so fucking hot?

X is angelina Jolie, "Y" is the OP's internal response to seeing her.

I merely pointed out that the answer to that question is not "X"'s fault, but instead is a result of the perceiver's predisposed, but unknown original condition.

To be able to answer that question, one would have to know what the OP find's "hot" and why "X" (AJ) meets those internally defined conditions. The assumption that those conditions are natural, universal or culturally panginimous is false. There are many times, places and societies that would not perecieve Ms jolie in the same manner.

thus, the OP needs to explore thier internal motivations for a reasonalbe and rational explination of their initial question.

FML

Argent Towers
07-06-2008, 05:08 AM
The title is a JOKE. "Why does she have to be so fucking hot?" I don't literally believe that Angelina Jolie is deliberately being hot in order to torment me or something. Christ, this is ridiculous. I'm done with this philosophical psychobabble. You must be a big hit with the guys at the bar.

Dunderman
07-06-2008, 05:11 AM
I just looked up "takes things too seriously" in the dictionary. Weirdest thing; there was a picture of a ferric aquatic flower next to it.

Sierra Indigo
07-06-2008, 05:23 AM
Going back to Angelina...

I believe you mentioned Naked?

Kalhoun
07-06-2008, 05:46 AM
I think she's spectacularly beautiful. My husband rates her as average at best. Go figure.

There's something about the way she carries herself that would make her sexy even if she wore a bag over her head.

Fear Itself
07-06-2008, 06:02 AM
I think she looks freakish. Everything on her face is over-sized, only it is on a normal head. She is a caricature of a woman, like she was drawn by a midway artist.

I do not understand the infatuation.

Dunderman
07-06-2008, 06:02 AM
There's something about the way she carries herself that would make her sexy even if she wore a bag over her head.Yeah. She's beautiful, obviously, but she's not drop-dead classically beautiful like, say, Jennifer Connelly, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Ingrid Bergman, Hedy Lamarr, those gals. But one look at her and all I can think is "I bet she shags like a minx".

Kalhoun
07-06-2008, 06:05 AM
I think she looks freakish. Everything on her face is over-sized, only it is on a normal head. She is a caricature of a woman, like she was drawn by a midway artist.

I do not understand the infatuation.
She's got really, REALLY beautiful eyes. Prolly the most beautiful eyes in Hollywood.

trustno_1
07-06-2008, 06:29 AM
Yesterday myself and one of my males friends were discussing ms jolies attractiveness or lasck thereof. Where he said that he couldnt really see what the big deal wa about her at the same time he would not kick her out of bed for making crumbs. I then said that it was her lips that particularly bothered me. I believe the quote was "she has lips like a post pregnancy belly". We laughed so hard after that - we made it the quote of the day! I find her rather unattractive but y'know different strokes for different folks!

SenorBeef
07-06-2008, 06:47 AM
Her face seems gaunt to me. Her body is nice and she doesn't look like she's starving herself, but her face makes her look like she is. I was watching Wanted and kept noticing how harsh and angular her facial bones looked.

FriarTed
07-06-2008, 06:59 AM
Whenever full frontal Angelina is requested, a kind soul must oblige by mentioning GIA.

Ian D. Bergkamp
07-06-2008, 07:02 AM
What I find curious is how so much hotness came in part from Jon-freakin'-Voight.

Orual
07-06-2008, 07:44 AM
I like all women, I appreciate all kinds of beauty and different body types. I happen to think Angelina is hot. I don't know why, I just do.

Heck, I'm a straight woman - Angelina Jolie's on a very short list of gals I'd switch teams for.

Hockey Monkey
07-06-2008, 07:49 AM
She's my girl-crush. :swoon:

Equipoise
07-06-2008, 09:20 AM
Straight woman here.

She's my girl-crush. :swoon:Heck, I'm a straight woman - Angelina Jolie's on a very short list of gals I'd switch teams for.I think she's spectacularly beautiful. Yeah, what they said. For me, what makes her even more beautiful is that she was on the verge of being a total fuckup, seemingly heading downhill fast, and then she completely turned her life around (thankya Maddox) and became a humanitarian and worthwhile human being. So to me, she's beautiful inside and out. I don't mind if she does dumbass crap like Wanted (which was fun but stupid) every now and then because it helps finance her good deeds and the ability to appear in smaller more personal movies like A Mighty Heart, which she probably didn't get paid jack for.

Equipoise
07-06-2008, 09:56 AM
What I find curious is how so much hotness came in part from Jon-freakin'-Voight.Voight (http://www.joesclassicmovies.com/images/CONRACK-18.jpg) wasn't (http://www.laserdisken.dk/billeder/forsidealm/101750317044148335.jpg) always (http://www.angelinajoliewatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/young-aj2.jpg) a grizzled old fart, but mainly it's because her mother is Marcheline (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8885/image005familyvf1.jpg) Bertrand (http://www.marcheline-bertrand.sucze.pl/foto/images/2.jpg), who died last year of ovarian cancer. Here she is (http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/2107/joliemom.jpg) with Angelina as a child (where it's obvious that AJ has always had big lips and it's not something she did for cosmetic purposes). Another one (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1610/12834994yt.jpg). She was a beautiful woman to the end. Here she is (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/original_sin/_group_photos/jacqueline_bisset10.jpg) (on the left) holding her own standing next to Jacqueline Bisset. From the same event (http://www.knowcancer.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/marcheline-bertrand.jpg). It's pretty likely that Angelina will age well.

Kalhoun
07-06-2008, 10:05 AM
Straight woman here.

Yeah, what they said. For me, what makes her even more beautiful is that she was on the verge of being a total fuckup, seemingly heading downhill fast, and then she completely turned her life around (thankya Maddox) and became a humanitarian and worthwhile human being. So to me, she's beautiful inside and out. I don't mind if she does dumbass crap like Wanted (which was fun but stupid) every now and then because it helps finance her good deeds and the ability to appear in smaller more personal movies like A Mighty Heart, which she probably didn't get paid jack for.
She (they) give 1/3 of their income to charity and causes. That's a LOT of income. I agree...she's beautiful inside and out. And the ol' man ain't bad, either.

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
07-06-2008, 10:11 AM
I think she's spectacularly beautiful. My husband rates her as average at best. Go figure.

On behalf of all men everywhere, your husband is lying.

It is one of the accepted lies, like "I like EVERYTHING on you," "Dinner is SPECTACULAR," and "I cut the pieces of apple pie as evenly as I could."

She's sexy. She KNOWS it, and she doesn't flaunt it, it just IS her. Mr. and Mrs. Smith is a perfect example. She's not even trying- she just radiates this cool, this suave, this self-assuredness that you rarely see in a woman, because social conditioning can lead women to see their beauty in terms of what it does to others rather than what it IS on you. She's be hot in any world.

Angelina Jolie is proof that beauty is objective.

Ian D. Bergkamp
07-06-2008, 10:52 AM
Voight (http://www.joesclassicmovies.com/images/CONRACK-18.jpg) wasn't (http://www.laserdisken.dk/billeder/forsidealm/101750317044148335.jpg) always (http://www.angelinajoliewatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/young-aj2.jpg) a grizzled old fart, but mainly it's because her mother is Marcheline (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8885/image005familyvf1.jpg) Bertrand (http://www.marcheline-bertrand.sucze.pl/foto/images/2.jpg), who died last year of ovarian cancer. Here she is (http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/2107/joliemom.jpg) with Angelina as a child (where it's obvious that AJ has always had big lips and it's not something she did for cosmetic purposes). Another one (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1610/12834994yt.jpg). She was a beautiful woman to the end. Here she is (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/original_sin/_group_photos/jacqueline_bisset10.jpg) (on the left) holding her own standing next to Jacqueline Bisset. From the same event (http://www.knowcancer.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/marcheline-bertrand.jpg). It's pretty likely that Angelina will age well.

Thanks for the links. I can definitely see Angelina's resemblance to her mother.

WhyNot
07-06-2008, 11:05 AM
Angelina is frakkin' gorgeous and sexy and for some reason the most posted name whenever we do an "I'm not gay, but if I were...." thread. I wonder if it's because, while thoroughly feminine, her face does have larger, stronger features then most women. Of course, men tend to have larger, stronger facial features - which might be why straight women find her so attractive. But somehow it works without making her look like a transvestite.

No, she's not classically beautiful. Pre-skeletal Nicole Kidman was classically beautiful in that she looked like a computer model built on all the classically beautiful faces ever. She constantly looked just a little bit like Annette Bening, and then at another angle like Meg Ryan, and at another like a Greek statue... She was beauty homogenized.

Angelina is just herself. And she's hawt.

Argent Towers
07-06-2008, 11:12 AM
Voight (http://www.joesclassicmovies.com/images/CONRACK-18.jpg) wasn't (http://www.laserdisken.dk/billeder/forsidealm/101750317044148335.jpg) always (http://www.angelinajoliewatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/young-aj2.jpg) a grizzled old fart, but mainly it's because her mother is Marcheline (http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8885/image005familyvf1.jpg) Bertrand (http://www.marcheline-bertrand.sucze.pl/foto/images/2.jpg), who died last year of ovarian cancer. Here she is (http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/2107/joliemom.jpg) with Angelina as a child (where it's obvious that AJ has always had big lips and it's not something she did for cosmetic purposes). Another one (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1610/12834994yt.jpg). She was a beautiful woman to the end. Here she is (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/original_sin/_group_photos/jacqueline_bisset10.jpg) (on the left) holding her own standing next to Jacqueline Bisset. From the same event (http://www.knowcancer.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/marcheline-bertrand.jpg). It's pretty likely that Angelina will age well.

I think she looks way more like her father than her mother, actually. Jon Voight always did have...well...a "purty mouth," in the words of a certain forest-dwelling character who shall forever be remembered in cinematic history for that line. Jolie has the same lips and the same bone structure to her face.

Airman Doors, USAF
07-06-2008, 11:25 AM
Look up "Celebrity Movie Archive", find Angelina Jolie under "J", and fap to your heart's content. About the only thing she hasn't done is porn, so you're sure to find what you're looking for.

aldiboronti
07-06-2008, 11:32 AM
If you put a paper bag over her head, then no question, Jolie is hot. Take the bag away and my libido plummets through the floor. I've seen better looking backs of buses.

Justin_Bailey
07-06-2008, 11:33 AM
I don't mind if she does dumbass crap like Wanted (which was fun but stupid) every now and then because it helps finance her good deeds and the ability to appear in smaller more personal movies like A Mighty Heart, which she probably didn't get paid jack for.

She actually said in an interview that she did Wanted precisely because it was a "fun, big, stupid movie" and it allowed her to calm down after A Mighty Heart, which was apparently emotionally draining in real life on her.

well he's back
07-06-2008, 11:35 AM
Angelina Jolie was in that movie? I was too busy watching James McEvoy...

Alice The Goon
07-06-2008, 12:49 PM
I'm a straight woman, and I'd do her.

constantine
07-06-2008, 01:02 PM
I'm with trustno_1's friend.

Make no mistake, if, through some bizarrely unlikely set of circumstances, I met her and she was giving me an "I want to get to know you vibe" like everytime I told a joke, even if it was pretty bad, she would laugh a long time, and then she would find an excuse to touch me on the arm and then kind of let her hand linger on my shoulder when she looked into my eyes, yeah, I would be into it. I'm not gonna lie.

But, having said that, that chick is too skinny. I saw Wanted (which kind of blows by the way). I saw the scene where she gets out of the tub and she's naked from the back. And again, I think that chick is too skinny. Her arms kind of looked like sticks.

She is confident, which is cool and sexy and all that, but frankly, "confidence" per se is not the trait I find sexiest per se. "happy" and "open" and "friendly" to me are all sexier than confidence. Also I like a girl who laughs at my jokes.

BMax
07-06-2008, 01:05 PM
I haven't seen Wanted, but I thought Angelina was the hawtest thing around back when she did Girl, Interrupted, Gone in Sixty Seconds, and Tomb Raider. The last few years I've seen way too many tabloid cover photos of her looking skeletal & malnourished. For me, sex appeal is about having a healthy and athletic body.

If she's carrying a little more weight (especially in the ass) than she was in Mr & Mrs. Smith, then I'm certain I'd find her incredibly hot.

About her face & her parentage: I think she looks like both her parents, to the extent where if you morphed the two of their faces together with computer software, Angelina is what you would get. I think the reason she is usually considered more attractive than the 'classical beauty' is that America (and the world, for that matter) is a more racially diverse place, and Angela's facial features aren't 'classically European'. She has wider cheekbones and fuller lips than your average european woman. Which, once again, are thanks to her beautiful parents.

Cat Whisperer
07-06-2008, 01:21 PM
Before we start getting too carried away with how wonderful Angelina is, let's not forget how married Brad Pitt was when they started their affair.

BrainGlutton
07-06-2008, 01:36 PM
You have to look at why and how your libido got "programmed" in that way.

No doubt it's at least partly cultural. In Iron and Silk, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_%26_Silk_%281990_film%29) Mark Salzman's Chinese students think Julia Roberts is ugly, because she has thick lips. Angelina Jolie would be even uglier to them.

Equipoise
07-06-2008, 02:05 PM
Before we start getting too carried away with how wonderful Angelina is, let's not forget how married Brad Pitt was when they started their affair.I don't believe that they had an affair. I think there were sparks, certainly, and it was pretty obvious that they were soulmates, but neither strikes me as the type to have an affair. There's never been a hint of Pitt cheating on any of his former relationships. Jolie said something that, while sure, she could be lying, I tend to believe. I can't remember the exact wording, but it was along the lines of that if Brad had been the type of guy to cheat on Jen, she wouldn't have wanted him, because she could never trust him. The reason I believe it is that it just makes sense, and she became a very sensible girl after she adopted Maddox. Voight was, from what I hear, a world-class cheater, and is one of the reasons that Jolie turned her back on him.

Clothahump
07-06-2008, 06:22 PM
I won't go so far as to say she's butt-ugly. But she comes close.

Hot? Not.

FoieGrasIsEvil
07-06-2008, 06:35 PM
She looks way too much like that chick in the Tomb Raider video game to be hot.

:D

OK, she's smoking hot! I particularly am fond of her pouffy "I'll fellate you nicely" lips, her seductive eyes and her ample bum.

Yeah, and I'm a pig, too.

So shoot me, at least you can have some bacon.

sulamith
07-06-2008, 07:48 PM
Count me as another very straight woman who gets a little tingle from Angelina. She's exquisite. I also agree with those who say she radiates something special from inside. Sure, she had a troubled and wild period in her late teens and early twenties, but here's the thing...she is open and honest about all the things she did, seems to readily admit her mistakes, doesn't attempt to hide the fact that she tried many different drugs, experimented with S&M, had a lesbian affair, and tried sex with multiple partners. She even talked about being a cutter for period of time and why she felt compelled to do it.

To me, all these things endear her to me even more. Of course I don't know her and realize this is all based on interviews I have seen and read, but she comes off as really genuine and a person who has learned and grown from past mistakes. That's very attractive and sexy. Much moreso than some of these Hollywood losers who hide behind publicists (Angelina doesn't even have one) and create a totally fake image.

She was too thin when she filmed Wanted, but as someone else already said, Angelina said she had just completed Amighty Heart, then her mother died, and she was preparing to film another movie with Clint Eastwood directing her called The Changeling, which is also about kidnapping and death. She said she was crying all the time and feeling really sad because she was grieving her mom and trying to become these characters, so she talked to Brad and he encouraged her to do Wanted. She said she needed to do something physical in order to get out of that place. Makes sense to me. Plus, she is certainly fatter now than when she did Wanted, considering she is stuffed to the gills full of Pitt DNA.

I think she and Brad seem to have a wonderful relationship. Tabloids write lies and fabricate stories cobbled together from legit interviews that they twist and take out of context (sometimes they just outright make it up), and I really thought the majority of people here would be smart enough to know that. Angelina is not one of these celebs who takes the time to address tabloids and refute their stories. That makes me love her even more, because I DESPISE tabloids. She treats them like the insignificant little rags they are. She apparently has better things to do. She gets alot crap she doesn't deserve, IMHO.

I also wish people would get over the fact that Brad Pitt got a divorce over three years ago. If you do a little research, you would easily see that his marriage was in trouble long before he met Angelina and would have left Ansiton anyway. They were horribly mismatched and wanted different things out of life. He doesn't deserve to be crucifed for it, nor does Angelina deserve to be labeled as some kind of homewrecker. There was no home to wreck from what I can tell. The triangle was fabricated by the nasty tabloids. I don't think there was an affair, either. Attraction, yes, but it appears there was no consummation until after his divorce was filed, and even them it looks like it was Brad who did the chasing. He chased Angie all the way to Africa before the ink was dry on the papers.

I will wrap this long diatribe up by saying that there seems to be a double standard for Angelina in the court of public opinion. People love to bring up that Angie and Brad were already pregnant with Shiloh before Brad's divorce was final (despite the fact that Brad had not even lived with his ex for over a year by then), so they cry "adultery", but I don't see anyone saying that about Reese and Jake. The have been together for months and her divorce just became final. Drew Barrymore had a lesbian affiar and has tattoos, yet everyone loves her. Julia Roberts really did break up a marriage, and people adore her. Some people just want to hate on Angelina no matter what. She evokes strong reactions from people either way. I see that as a good thing, and she isn't running around trying to get everyone's approval, anyway.

And, yeah, did I say I think Angelina's hot? haha!!

Orual
07-06-2008, 08:00 PM
Before we start getting too carried away with how wonderful Angelina is, let's not forget how married Brad Pitt was when they started their affair.

Because one must approve of a celebrity's personal life before casting her in lurid personal fantasies involving champagne, massage oil and Christian Bale.

WhyNot
07-06-2008, 08:06 PM
...lurid personal fantasies involving champagne, massage oil and Christian Bale.
Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. :D

gonzomax
07-06-2008, 08:15 PM
She trotted around naked in "Gia". She did a very,very good job.

Oredigger77
07-06-2008, 08:26 PM
I think she's spectacularly beautiful. My husband rates her as average at best. Go figure.

There's something about the way she carries herself that would make her sexy even if she wore a bag over her head.
Put me on the list of people who think this is the only way she'd be attractive. Great ass and I got the chance I'd do her but she wouldn't be any where near my top 10 choices.

Diogenes the Cynic
07-06-2008, 08:34 PM
I like AJ. I think she's incredibly sexy and I love the full throttle way she throws herself into even silly roles like the one in Wanted or the Tomb Raider movies.

msmith537
07-06-2008, 10:46 PM
Would you still feel the same way if she was 60lbs heavier..


I would prefer her a bit heavier. She's a little waify for my tastes but I did like her in Mrs & Mrs Smith.



...if she farted out foul stink every 5 minutes?



I'm sure I could overlook that.

Dangerosa
07-06-2008, 11:04 PM
Because one must approve of a celebrity's personal life before casting her in lurid personal fantasies involving champagne, massage oil and Christian Bale.

Whose stepmother, I was just reminded, is Gloria Steinem. Who is also hot in a 1970s Feminist sort of way, but probably wouldn't approve of me objectifying her or Ms. Jolie in such a manner.

Cat Whisperer
07-07-2008, 12:53 AM
Because one must approve of a celebrity's personal life before casting her in lurid personal fantasies involving champagne, massage oil and Christian Bale.
I don't care about her personal life of her or any other celebrity one way or the other; my fur was just getting rubbed the wrong way by people casting her as the second coming of Mother Theresa. As for whether she and Brad had an affair and whether or not she broke up the marriage, I recall her denying any involvement with Brad Pitt at the time, but here they are together, and Brad is divorced from his wife that he was married to when he met Angelina. I think this falls into the "looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck" category.

But I'll not argue the point too ferociously; none of us know who did what to whom.

plnnr
07-07-2008, 07:35 AM
My wife and I have a word we always use in reference to Ms. Jolie: luscious. That woman just exudes sexuality and we, my wife and I, wouldn't mind wallowing around in it for a day or two.

Dangerosa
07-07-2008, 07:52 AM
That oozing sexuality does make me feel a little sorry for her kids. Kids often have such an issue with their parent's sexuality. To have your mother be at the top of almost everyone's MILF list with a sexual history that is documented (or at least speculated on, though often its been Ms. Jolie herself making comments) via a simple google search might make junior high even rougher.

Uncommon Sense
07-07-2008, 08:18 AM
I'm a straight woman, and I'd do her.

Yeah, well I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body and I'll watch you do her.

Madd Maxx
07-07-2008, 08:40 AM
Argent Towers, I'm with you 1000% on this. Angelina Jolie is sex personified. If they ever made a porn version of Being John Malkovich, it should be called Being Brad Pitt and be a first person view of having sex with Angelina Jolie.

Hampshire
07-07-2008, 09:11 AM
Okay, so she has a nice body. But hard bodies are a dime a dozen. A hard bodies on film with all the retouching and correct lighting are a dime a gross.

So that leaves me to her face. To me she has Tori Spelling syndrome (fish face). Bulgy eyes and oversized lips. Why guys find this attractive I have no idea.
Plus she has huge forehead syndrome.

I vote not attractive.

Max Torque
07-07-2008, 01:46 PM
To me, she's....fine, I guess. I mean, she's way above average in the looks department, but she's nowhere near making The List (my personal list of celebrities that I'd shag in a heartbeat and my wife wouldn't be allowed to complain about; she has a List of her own, topped by Andy Garcia, she tells me). I dunno, I just don't see what's so special about her. Everyone raves about the eyes and the lips, but to me, meh.

Tops on my list, just in case someone's curious, is Claire Danes. Oh Claire. When will you realize that we're meant to be together?

xanthous
07-07-2008, 04:38 PM
I think AJ is smokin' hot (and I'm a hetero woman speaking), but I thought she was garishly underweight in Wanted. The pharmacy shoot-up scene with her in a dress, and those gangly sticks-for-legs sticking out at the bottom—man, I totally get why she was in baggy pants for much of the rest of the flick. I would MUCH rather see the Lara Croft-era AJ (or a pregnant AJ) than this skeleton of a woman...

Troy McClure SF
07-07-2008, 06:12 PM
Straight male, but I don't dig her particularly. She looks damn cute sometimes, thanks to the aforementioned eyes, but she doesn't really do it for me.

DudleyGarrett
07-07-2008, 06:24 PM
I must admit that I go through spells with AJ.

When I saw Hackers, I thought to myself, "That may very well be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."

Then I saw Gia, and I thought, "Wow, she's ugly as hell."

These days, I'm in the middle I think.

I am weird, no?

Antinor01
07-07-2008, 06:52 PM
Gay male here and I'd take a roll in the sack with her. The women is sexy as all get out.

Hail Ants
07-07-2008, 11:59 PM
Yeah, she's definitely 'movie star' beautiful. But, I don't know. She's kinda, um, scary looking. Or intimidating looking. Like she would not give you the time of day unless you're at least as pretty as her Bradley.

Plus she's a home-wrecker.

Plus growing up she probably blew her brother at some point.

Plus (needless to say) she's overall stone-cold, bat-shit, fucking out-of-her mind. I saw her on Inside the Actor's Studio. She had a 'no rules' hippie mom. So she had a live-in boyfriend at 13, and by 14 she was already so bored with fucking & sucking that she started cutting to get a thrill.

Eeek! No thanks. Mr. Pitt be damned, I'd take Jennifer Aniston over her any day. She's all-American, sweet girl-next-door pretty. I picture her in pigtails, plaid shirt, and cut-offs rolling around in a hayloft.

Jolie? On a Paris catwalk snorting heroin behind the curtains.

MrDibble
07-08-2008, 03:30 AM
Like she would not give you the time of day unless you're at least as pretty as her Bradley.
Have you seen Billy-Bob Thornton?

sulamith
07-08-2008, 07:12 AM
Yeah, she's definitely 'movie star' beautiful. But, I don't know. She's kinda, um, scary looking. Or intimidating looking. Like she would not give you the time of day unless you're at least as pretty as her Bradley.

People who have worked with her (Dustin Hoffman, Clint Eastwood, Robert DeNiro, James McEvoy, Marianne Pearl) have nothing but nice things to say about her, that she is very down-to-earth and sets people at ease quickly, that she's not above making a self-deprecating joke and even she herself has said she thinks she looks rather like a muppet. And to echo Mr. Dibble, see Billy Bob.

Plus she's a home-wrecker.

Brad is quoted as saying his life was "going nowhere" before he met Angelina. He and Aniston spent more time apart than they spent together during their 4-year "merger" (quoting Brad again), plus Jen said in 2003 Brad was not the love of her life, and she even forgot to thank him when she won her Emmy. As I said before, no home to wreck. You do know that Jen's very own BFF Courtenay Cox lived with Micheal Keaton for a year while he was still legally married to someone else, right? Is she a homewrecker, too?

Plus growing up she probably blew her brother at some point.

Somebody's been reading too many tabloids. All because of one closed-mouth kiss on the lips. There is a picture of Micheal Douglas kissing his father Kirk on the lips. I guess they are having incestuous sex, too.

Plus (needless to say) she's overall stone-cold, bat-shit, fucking out-of-her mind. I saw her on Inside the Actor's Studio. She had a 'no rules' hippie mom. So she had a live-in boyfriend at 13, and by 14 she was already so bored with fucking & sucking that she started cutting to get a thrill.

I agree that she had a mother who was too permissive (and an absentee father), but that doesn't equate to Angelina being crazy (especially now), and if you truly knew anything about teenage girls who cut themselves, you would know it has nothing to do with needing a thrill.

Eeek! No thanks. Mr. Pitt be damned, I'd take Jennifer Aniston over her any day. She's all-American, sweet girl-next-door pretty. I picture her in pigtails, plaid shirt, and cut-offs rolling around in a hayloft.

So you're a Jennifer Aniston fan, and obviously you wouldn't think anything positive about Angelina anyway. Sure, Aniston has an all-American image, but she also has one of the most aggressive bulldog publicists in the industry (Stephen Huvane) to make damn sure that's how you see her. Ansiton, by her own admission is as neurotic as they come, and has many of her own psychological issues. She's not perfect, either.

Jolie? On a Paris catwalk snorting heroin behind the curtains.

Angelina did say she tried heroin once years ago, and she also talked about how she has no need to be self-destructive anymore. I think it is healthy that she is willing to be open and honest about it. Personally, I identify more with any person who has had to overcome alot of deep, dark stuff and come through it so nicely.

Funny how there is usually not alot of sympathy for Angelina. She is always perceived as the scary bad girl that "stole" poor defenseless Brad Pitt. Despite the fact that Billy Bob left her rather cruelly with a little child to raise by herself because he told her he didn't want to be a father, then he went ahead and had a child in short order with another woman. Ouch! To me, I guess ol' BBT just didn't want to be a father to a baby that wasn't genetically his, which speaks badly about him as a person. Angelina seemed to really love Billy Bob, and all this probably really caused her alot of pain, but she didn't go whining about it to Vanity Fair. She picked herself up and kept going and didn't say one bad word about BBT in the press. I relate to, and admire that, actually.

The way people react to this whole Joile vs. Aniston thing fascinates me (since I took the time to find out more) and says alot about America's attitudes towards women, and women's attitudes towards themselves. We still have a huge need to label things based on surface perceptions.

And to tie it back to the topic of the thread, yes, all this makes her even more smoking HAWT!

Kalhoun
07-08-2008, 08:13 AM
Yeah, she's definitely 'movie star' beautiful. But, I don't know. She's kinda, um, scary looking. Or intimidating looking. Like she would not give you the time of day unless you're at least as pretty as her Bradley.

Plus she's a home-wrecker.

Plus growing up she probably blew her brother at some point.

Plus (needless to say) she's overall stone-cold, bat-shit, fucking out-of-her mind. I saw her on Inside the Actor's Studio. She had a 'no rules' hippie mom. So she had a live-in boyfriend at 13, and by 14 she was already so bored with fucking & sucking that she started cutting to get a thrill.

Eeek! No thanks. Mr. Pitt be damned, I'd take Jennifer Aniston over her any day. She's all-American, sweet girl-next-door pretty. I picture her in pigtails, plaid shirt, and cut-offs rolling around in a hayloft.

Jolie? On a Paris catwalk snorting heroin behind the curtains.I don't think she's a home-wrecker. Pitt and Aniston had very different pictures of their future lives. Everything I read (not that it's gospel) said they were on the rocks already. People grow apart. Also, it takes two to tango. Pitt is the one that ended his marriage; not Jolie.

Equipoise
07-08-2008, 09:13 AM
Aniston fans crack me up. A person is always the person they were at one time and can never change, and even if they do, they still deserve to be scorned and hated for how they acted back then?

Homewrecker my ass. Pitt badly wanted kids. I was a fan of his way back from the time of Kalifornia, and I read numerous interviews over the years, looooong before he met Aniston, where he said that he loved kids and was looking forward to one day having a large family. Aniston's pooh-pooh'd the notion that they were growing apart because she didn't want kids, at least not yet, but I notice they didn't have any. It's a choice and a fine choice if both parties agree, but obviously they weren't compatible on this front.

I do believe that there were immediate sparks between Pitt and Jolie, probably starting with how he treated Maddox (whereas Thornton didn't want anything to do with Maddox). I don't believe they had an affair, because as I said earlier, Jolie wouldn't want a guy she couldn't trust, but I can guess that the moment they met, it was inevitable that they would get together. I just believe that Pitt ended his marriage before that happened. I'm HARSH on people having affairs. I think most people who have affairs are scum of the earth, so perhaps my bias toward these two is making me overlook a possible affair, but I can't help it. I don't believe it happened. Everything points to the fact that Pitt and Jolie were meant to be together though. Should he have stayed with Aniston, unhappy, with no kids to raise, just to avoid hurting her feelings? She's a beautiful person, she seems like a nice person, and they were a very cute couple, and I wish her well, but it just wasn't meant to be.

Jenfraud
07-08-2008, 04:55 PM
Aniston wrecked her own marriage by over-estimating her own talent, and under-estimating her marriage. Brad stayed with her hanging onto her fake promise of starting a family for SIX long years. They split 'amicably' up until the announcement in January, but then Aniston saw that Brad moved on quickly to Angelina. Aniston was hoping to do this "on again, off again" PR game with Brad, which he couldn't give a damn about. Aniston's ego was hurt, lost a great PR game, so she turned on Brad in Vanity Fair 2005 interview, letting her friends and the writer trash Brad. She is a malicious, passive-aggressive, and pathetically insecure loser. Brad, GOOD RIDDANCE. You earn your happiness today. Look who got almost 6 kids and who got NONE, while still yapping "I want children" empty song. Brad saw through her lies and now so many people after seeing Brad so happy with his big family with the Oscar winning Angelina.

Argent Towers
07-08-2008, 05:02 PM
Jenfraud? Did you join this forum specifically to discredit Jennifer Aniston?

That's...awesome.

Lobohan
07-08-2008, 05:25 PM
Aniston wrecked her own marriage by over-estimating her own talent, and under-estimating her marriage. Brad stayed with her hanging onto her fake promise of starting a family for SIX long years. They split 'amicably' up until the announcement in January, but then Aniston saw that Brad moved on quickly to Angelina. Aniston was hoping to do this "on again, off again" PR game with Brad, which he couldn't give a damn about. Aniston's ego was hurt, lost a great PR game, so she turned on Brad in Vanity Fair 2005 interview, letting her friends and the writer trash Brad. She is a malicious, passive-aggressive, and pathetically insecure loser. Brad, GOOD RIDDANCE. You earn your happiness today. Look who got almost 6 kids and who got NONE, while still yapping "I want children" empty song. Brad saw through her lies and now so many people after seeing Brad so happy with his big family with the Oscar winning Angelina.Are you Angelina Jolie? How you doin'? ;)

Jenfraud
07-08-2008, 06:01 PM
I think she's spectacularly beautiful. My husband rates her as average at best. Go figure.

There's something about the way she carries herself that would make her sexy even if she wore a bag over her head.


I agree. Her beauty is within herself, how she sees herself. Her outer beauty just enhances it. There are plenty of beautiful women, but Angelina knows herself and her sexuality. She has no inhibition. Angelina confronted her youthful dark days, various fantasies and desires, then GREW UP to be this formidable, MATURE woman. It's a hell of a lot different from that certain sitcom actress who, at age 40, still hanging onto the "America's sweetheart" image with her dear life, all the while still carrying around her insecurities and forcing upon her partners.

sulamith
07-08-2008, 07:02 PM
Aniston fans crack me up. A person is always the person they were at one time and can never change, and even if they do, they still deserve to be scorned and hated for how they acted back then?

Homewrecker my ass. Pitt badly wanted kids. I was a fan of his way back from the time of Kalifornia, and I read numerous interviews over the years, looooong before he met Aniston, where he said that he loved kids and was looking forward to one day having a large family. Aniston's pooh-pooh'd the notion that they were growing apart because she didn't want kids, at least not yet, but I notice they didn't have any. It's a choice and a fine choice if both parties agree, but obviously they weren't compatible on this front.

I do believe that there were immediate sparks between Pitt and Jolie, probably starting with how he treated Maddox (whereas Thornton didn't want anything to do with Maddox). I don't believe they had an affair, because as I said earlier, Jolie wouldn't want a guy she couldn't trust, but I can guess that the moment they met, it was inevitable that they would get together. I just believe that Pitt ended his marriage before that happened. I'm HARSH on people having affairs. I think most people who have affairs are scum of the earth, so perhaps my bias toward these two is making me overlook a possible affair, but I can't help it. I don't believe it happened. Everything points to the fact that Pitt and Jolie were meant to be together though. Should he have stayed with Aniston, unhappy, with no kids to raise, just to avoid hurting her feelings? She's a beautiful person, she seems like a nice person, and they were a very cute couple, and I wish her well, but it just wasn't meant to be.

Love your post, and ITA, especially with what you said about Brad. I have followed his career since Interview With the Vampire, Legends of the Fall, and 12 Monkeys. I put on 12 Monkeys just to watch the asylum scenes. A popular catch phrase in our house is "Get out of my chair!!!" It amazes me that anyone could think for one minute this guy would be content as Malibu Ken to Jen's Barbie. One needs only to look at the movie roles he has chosen. He mostly picks roles that are quirky and dark with a little kink on the side. He likes to ugly himself up and even gender-bend, too. Anything to overcome the leading man trap. Angelina seems a much better fit for him, and he certainly does seem happy with her, considering he has pretty much been cemented to her side since they got together. He told Larry King that they just don't like being apart.

I, too, think Brad and Jen were a cute couple, but truth be told, he got kinda boring during his marriage to her, and I lost interest. His creativity didn't seem too inspired either because he didn't work much, and the films he did make from 2000-2004 were not his best work. He said he was depressed, and his career flagged. Maybe he was on the rebound from Gwen Paltrow, IDK. OTOH, the post-Angelina Brad seems renewed and is doing some really good work, both on and off the screen. I am really looking forward to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button coming out later this year. It pairs him with Cate Blanchett and David Fincher is directing.

Mostly I find it very interesting how this particular Hollywood divorce and the ensuing manufactured triangle still polarizes people. Something about these three people hits some kind of chord that creates a strong reaction one way or another. As in the examples I gave of other celebrities who have committed equal or greater trangressions, somehow people feel more strongly about this one. There's alot of projecting of feeling going on that seems greater than usual.

I guess it is Angelina's hotness. Blame it on the hotness! If she weren't so bleeping hot, none of this would have happened.

Equipoise
07-08-2008, 07:33 PM
Aniston wrecked her own marriage by over-estimating her own talent, and under-estimating her marriage. ... She is a malicious, passive-aggressive, and pathetically insecure loser. BradSigh, is that really necessary? I don't see any need to turn this into an ugly Aniston-bashing thread. They didn't work out, that should be enough. Aniston fans and Jolie fans both need to cool it. You and Hail Ants should go mud wrestle or something and get this hatred out of your system.

Kolga
07-08-2008, 08:03 PM
Add me to the list of semi-straight women who'd definitely NOT kick Angelina out of bed. Lately, however, she's begun to look a bit skeletal, so I think the pregnancy-related weight gain has done nothing but good things for her looks. She's definitely not a "classic" beauty (whatever THAT means), but her features are interesting and work well together.

Yea, apparently she was a bit of a fruitbat for a few years earlier in her life, but hey, who wasn't?

Jenfraud
07-09-2008, 07:48 AM
Yes, I am here to expose the fraudulent Miss Aniston, who put forth the 'bermuda triangle' for her own benefit to demonize Angelina Jolie. Here is another instance of her hypocrisy, promoting an environmentally un-eco friendly bottled water called "Smart(dumb)Water".

"Ms. Aniston's choice of beverage is indeed a poor reflection on her part. Ironic, as well! With last year's reports of Ms. Aniston spending less than five minutes in the shower to conserve water - her decision to represent a bottled water brand only serves to undermine her earth-friendly image.

One of the best and most simple things you can do to reduce your ecological footprint is to stop buying bottled water. Making bottles to meet Americans’ demand for bottled water required the equivalent of more than 17 million barrels of oil last year (alone) – enough fuel for more than 1 million U.S. cars for a year - and generated more than 2.5 million tons of carbon dioxide." From osoblog.tv

SaharaTea
07-09-2008, 08:03 AM
Jolie is beautiful but she is severely limited as an actress IMO. She can't really play anything besides the "sexy vixen" role.

Believe what you want about Pitt and Jolie, but it's pretty well established that Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton were doing something (http://www.hollywood.com/feature/id/471885) while he was still in a long-term relationship with Laura Dern. Fair or not, I'm not sure she'll ever get rid of the "homewrecker" cloud.

Argent Towers
07-09-2008, 08:05 AM
Fair or not, I'm not sure she'll ever get rid of the "homewrecker" cloud.

Even so, who gives a fuck about that, when it comes to her sex appeal?

Madd Maxx
07-09-2008, 08:11 AM
She can't really play anything besides the "sexy vixen" role.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Jenfraud
07-09-2008, 08:39 AM
She can't really play anything besides the "sexy vixen" role.

Believe what you want about Pitt and Jolie, but it's pretty well established that Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton were doing something (http://www.hollywood.com/feature/id/471885) while he was still in a long-term relationship with Laura Dern. Fair or not, I'm not sure she'll ever get rid of the "homewrecker" cloud.

"sexy vixen" is a huge part of what a Hollywood leading actress of her age is expected to be able to pull off. Charlize Throne, Zeta Jones, Halle Barry, etc come to mind? On the other hand, those who CAN'T do a "sexy vixen" are considered a failure. Just see Jennifer Aniston in DERAILED. Jolie or Zeta Jones would have nailed that role in the first shot.

Laura Dern herself HOMEWRECKED Billy Bob while he was married but no one points finger at her. Why? Simply, because she isn't as beautiful as Jolie. She is another one who can't pull of "sexy vixen".

So I see you have a double standard.

Dangerosa
07-09-2008, 10:25 AM
. Fair or not, I'm not sure she'll ever get rid of the "homewrecker" cloud.

Not sure that it ever hurt Elizabeth Taylor. In fact, I think that scandal goes a long way to maintaining her reputation - and whatever desire she has to stay in the spotlight. Jolie seems wise, she is making a reputation for herself around third world children - something she can pull off she sexy (homewrecker, slut, depending on your point of view) starts to look desperate. (There are sexy women who remain sexy as they age - not sure if Jolie will pull it off)

Equipoise
07-09-2008, 01:59 PM
Jolie is beautiful but she is severely limited as an actress IMO. She can't really play anything besides the "sexy vixen" role.Didn't see A Mighty Heart, did you? Yeah, the pregnant wife of a murdered journalist was sure a sexy vixen alright. Based on precursor indications, she was thisclose to getting an Academy Award nomination but the field was very crowded.

The Jolie of Billy Bob Thornton was a very different Jolie from the one who emerged after she adopted Maddox. I really do believe she woke up and looked at the world around her and decided she didn't like what she saw, starting with Billy Bob, who's a great actor but a real dick who's cheated on every woman he's ever been with and who was disgusted that he lost the attention of his trophy wife to a kid that wasn't even his.

gaffa
07-09-2008, 08:57 PM
Laura Dern herself HOMEWRECKED Billy Bob while he was married but no one points finger at her. Why? Simply, because she isn't as beautiful as Jolie. She is another one who can't pull of "sexy vixen".
You're kidding? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100935/) Right? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102753/)

Please don't make blanket statements about an actress if you haven't seen some of their best work.

Equipoise
07-13-2008, 09:23 AM
I'd feel a little sheepish starting a thread just for this, but I wanted to pass along the news somewhere that the Jolie-Pitt clan is up by two. Congratulations to them!

Doctor: Angelina Jolie gives birth to twins (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/doctor-angelina-jolie-gives-birth-to-twins/10736)
...Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Cesarian section on Saturday night.

Siam Sam
07-13-2008, 10:20 AM
BBC Television reported that they'd sold the first-picture rights for the twins to a US magazine for US$11 million. I thought: "What the hell??!?" Then BBC said all of the money would go to charity, so I thought okay, that's cool.

Hail Ants
07-14-2008, 04:08 AM
Jeez! Didn't think anyone was gonna take this thread so serious! My post was just my (apparently inaccurate) impression of Jolie. Plus about 50% stuff that I just made up to be funny! :D

I guess she's more a victim of her own success, being gorgeous, having a gorgeous hunk of a husband, being a great, Oscar-winning actress, etc. The adopting orphans thing just puts it so far over the top its impossible for me not to wanna make fun of her!

BTW, she herself said on Inside the Actors Studio that she and her boyfriend did cutting for the thrill. Plus, the first thing I ever saw her in was HBO's Gia, and she was just a little too good in it to make me believe it was all acting.

Not to mention that any woman who marries Billy Bob "wife-beater" Thorton must kinda like getting slapped around!

BTW, there's (or at least was) a clip on YouTube of her with her father at the Oscars. She's like 12 years old and she's already disturbingly hot (and surprisingly shy).

KarlGauss
07-14-2008, 05:36 AM
Pardon my ignorance and my hijack, but, there are at least two references in this thread to AJ "cutting". To what does that refer? Please enlighten me (a grizzled old fart). Thanks!

Dunderman
07-14-2008, 06:04 AM
Pardon my ignorance and my hijack, but, there are at least two references in this thread to AJ "cutting". To what does that refer? Please enlighten me (a grizzled old fart). Thanks!Cutting yourself. Done by self-destructive people, depressed people, and people for whom an actual suicide attempt is a bit too much of a cry for help.

KarlGauss
07-14-2008, 06:16 AM
Cutting yourself. Done by self-destructive people, depressed people, and people for whom an actual suicide attempt is a bit too much of a cry for help.Ah! I see. Thanks!

Rubystreak
07-14-2008, 08:20 AM
Vivienne is a lovely name, but Knox? The boy's name is Knox Pitt? That's... terrible.

Equipoise
07-14-2008, 08:34 AM
Vivienne is a lovely name, but Knox? The boy's name is Knox Pitt? That's... terrible.Knox Jolie-Pitt, which is a little better, but yeah, it's unusual. Maybe it's a family name. I'm not sure what the obsession with names ending in x (at least for the boys) is: Maddox, Pax, and Knox. I can't imagine what the next boys' name will be.

Yorikke
07-14-2008, 10:17 AM
She doesn't do much for me (straight male). Sure, she's pretty, and has a nice body, but her lips are weird and she needs a cheeseburger. Give me Scarlett J. any day.

Joe

gaffa
07-14-2008, 12:49 PM
Cutting yourself. Done by self-destructive people, depressed people, and people for whom an actual suicide attempt is a bit too much of a cry for help.
It's also an extreme type of BDSM "play" (this is something I should have added to my "Things you wish you had never learned" (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=470104) thread.)

TheBoltEater
07-14-2008, 07:16 PM
She doesn't do much for me (straight male). Sure, she's pretty, and has a nice body, but her lips are weird and she needs a cheeseburger. Give me Scarlett J. any day.

Joe

Scarlett and Angelina define for me the difference between beautiful and sexy. Most every young actress in Hollywood is beautiful, to varying degrees, but the truly sexy are a much smaller subset.

Angelina oozes sex. Scarlett's getting there. Natalie Portman's more classically beautiful, and certainly a better actress (IMHO, of course), but you never get straight women declaring their wanton lust for her.....

...though if any ladies here would like to prove me wrong, you go right ahead. :)

Siam Sam
07-14-2008, 10:59 PM
BTW, there's (or at least was) a clip on YouTube of her with her father at the Oscars. She's like 12 years old and she's already disturbingly hot (and surprisingly shy).
She was hot, too, just a few years later in that Meatloaf video, "Rock 'n' Roll Dreams Come Through," which is where I first saw her.

Then she went all wanky.

Argent Towers
07-14-2008, 11:02 PM
Gah, Scarlett Johannson is a barbie doll. She has generic blonde-bimbo looks. I see girls hotter than her on the IU campus every day.

Siam Sam
07-14-2008, 11:19 PM
Gah, Scarlett Johannson is a barbie doll. She has generic blonde-bimbo looks. I see girls hotter than her on the IU campus every day.
Well, truth be told, I see lots of girls hotter than her every day, too. :D

Kayeby
07-14-2008, 11:24 PM
Knox Jolie-Pitt, which is a little better, but yeah, it's unusual. Maybe it's a family name.
Apparently Knox is Brad Pitt's grandfather's middle name.

And another vote for Angelina Jolie being hot. I don't know if it's constant make-up or great genes, but she has absolutely luminous skin. Just gorgeous.

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