View Full Version : Not ejaculating, woman's feelings hurt?

Captain Midnight
06-20-2010, 12:51 AM

Last night I and my lovely wife had sex late last night. I had to wake up this morning and she was the one who brought up the subject. Of course, I accepted the proposal.

We went through the motions, but I could not reach climax. I tried for a bit, but I just couldn't go. There was "nothing in the tank", so to speak. I think the wife felt fulfilled but she asked me where my sperm was, and I just said that it was coming out tonight and we stopped and she went to bed.

I was a bit hungover that day and I think I jerked off. (it relieves the hangover, theank you internet porn.) The wife has a wonderful vagina, (she only uses it to go to church on Sunday with.) Oh well.

Any thoughts?

06-20-2010, 01:07 AM
More foreplay. Guess you're either pretty old or really out of shape. If latter, start eating better and exercising. If former, congrats on making it this far.

06-20-2010, 04:26 AM
I am not sure that the OP posted ths sober and it certainly is not a Great Debate.

If the OP wants to ask this as a General Question or an opinion poll in another forum when he is a bit more coherent, that is fine, but this is closed.

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