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Swallowed My Cellphone
10-20-2010, 05:55 PM
I just saw the third Millenium series book by Larsson. The English follow-up title to The Girl Who Played with Fire is.... ::drumroll::... The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest.


I propose that we get a ouija board and have Larsson continue the series. And for the next title I propose:

The Girl Who Runs with Scissors.

What new titles should the series have?

10-20-2010, 08:49 PM
The Girl Who Made a Face and it Stuck That Way

The Girl Who Stepped On A Crack and Broke Her Mother's Back

The Girl Whose Dog Ate Her Homework

MPB in Salt Lake
10-20-2010, 08:56 PM
"The Girl Who Became A Vegetarian, But Didn't Become Preachy And Holier-Than-Thou About It"

10-20-2010, 08:59 PM
The Girl Who Woke Up In A Tub Full of Ice

10-20-2010, 08:59 PM
"The Girl Who...Oh, Nevermind"

10-20-2010, 09:16 PM
In closer keeping with the theme,
The Girl Who Woke Sleeping Dogs

10-20-2010, 09:30 PM
The Girl Who Stirred the Pot

The Girl Who Skated on Thin Ice

10-21-2010, 12:28 AM
The Girl Who Flouted Societal Norms.

10-21-2010, 12:30 AM
The Girl Who Did Something She Had Been Advised Not To Do.

10-21-2010, 12:43 AM
The girl who was named after a boy named Sue.

10-21-2010, 05:55 AM
The girl with the hornet stings?

but actually the name of the first book was "Men who hate woman", but the publishers thought that title would make it un-marketable
the US publischers

Sr Siete
10-21-2010, 06:02 AM
And the second was something like "The girl who dreamt of matches and a gasoline can"

10-21-2010, 06:35 AM
The Girl Who Put Out on the First Date.

10-21-2010, 06:45 AM
The Girl Who: Adventures of a Teenage Time Lord.

10-21-2010, 07:23 AM
The Girl Who Two : Electric Boogaloo

Swallowed My Cellphone
10-21-2010, 09:23 AM
The Girl Who Woke Sleeping DogsThe Girl Who Stirred the Pot

The Girl Who Skated on Thin IceOh, those are quite good. They really keep in with theme the English publishers gave the titles.

Hmm... The Girl Who Disturbed Sh*t doesn't quite ring.

10-21-2010, 09:29 AM
The Girl Who Got All Up In Your Grill

The Girl Who Was All, Like, WhatEVer

10-21-2010, 09:36 AM
The Girl Who Done A Whoopsie on the Carpet

Bill Door
10-21-2010, 09:42 AM
The Girl who Opened a Can of Worms

10-21-2010, 11:43 AM
The Girl Who Opened a Can of Worms II: Back in the Can.

10-21-2010, 11:53 AM
The Girl Who Went Out on a Limb

10-21-2010, 11:59 AM
The Girl Who Stopped Living And Became A Mixed-Up Zombie.

10-21-2010, 11:59 AM
The Girl Who Became A Woman

10-21-2010, 12:21 PM
"The Girl Who Became A Vegetarian, But Didn't Become Preachy And Holier-Than-Thou About It"

That's impossible...Those girls don't exist.

Tom Scud
10-21-2010, 12:22 PM
The Girl Who Had a Vegetarian Friend and Kept Making Douchebaggy Jokes About People Eating Tasty Animals

10-21-2010, 12:33 PM
The Girl Who Listened to Radiohead Because SHE WAS NOT A ROBOT!

10-21-2010, 12:45 PM
The Girl Who Took Candy From Strangers

Alka Seltzer
10-21-2010, 01:02 PM
The Girl Who Walked Under a Ladder
The Girl Who Came Between a Bear and its Cubs
The Girl Who Leapt Before She Looked
The Girl Who Counted Her Chickens
The Girl Who Opened the Box
The Girl Who Threw Stones While Living in a Glass Domicile
The Girl Who Juggled Chainsaws
The Girl Who Grabbed a Tiger by the Balls
The Girl Who Argued With an Idiot
The Girl Who Entered an Ass Kicking Contest with a One-Legged Man

10-21-2010, 01:16 PM
The Girl Who Went Swimming Less Than an Hour After Eating

10-21-2010, 01:22 PM
The Girl Who Wore Pantyhose with Sandals
The Girl Who Put Ketchup on Hot Dogs
The Girl Who Wore a Yankees Jersey to an Indians Game (advertised in the obituary section)
The Girl Who Could Never Decide What to Order in Restaurants But Would Just Say "What Are You Having?"
The Girl Who Always Drove in the Left Lane Even When She Wasn't Passing

10-21-2010, 01:46 PM
The Girl Who Drank Beer Before Liquor

10-21-2010, 02:02 PM
The Girl Who Wore White After Labor Day

10-21-2010, 02:03 PM
The Girl Who Compared Apples to Oranges

10-21-2010, 02:31 PM
The Girl Who Knew Jack

10-21-2010, 03:58 PM
The Girl Who Can Turn the World on With Her Smile and Who Can Take a Nothing Day and Suddenly Make It All Seem Worthwhile

The Girl Who Messed Around With Jim Ba-Doo-Da-Doo-Doo Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee Deet

Darth Nader
10-22-2010, 11:52 AM
The Girl Who Drank Beer Before LiquorThe Girl Who Totally Flashed her Boobs at That Guy, Oh Shit Did He Take a Pic?

10-22-2010, 11:38 PM
"The Girl Who Used Her Cellphone During Take-offs and Landings"

10-22-2010, 11:48 PM
The Girl Who Looked a Gift Horse in the Mouth

10-23-2010, 10:38 AM
The Girl Who Removed Furniture Tags

The Girl Who Didn't Shake Well Before Using

The Girl Who Didn't Dry-Clean Only

The Girl Who Didn't Believe That Objects Were Closer Than They Appeared

The Girl Who Played With Matches

10-23-2010, 11:41 AM
The Girl Who was That Girl

The Girl Who Brought a Knife to a Gun Fight

The Girl Who Just Wouldn't... Shut... Up

The Girl Who Went Too Far at the CFNM Party

Siam Sam
10-23-2010, 12:04 PM
The Girl Who Loved It Anyway

The Girl Who Shagged Me

The Girl Who Smokes While She Eats

(The third book in the trilogy, Hornet's Nest, has been available here in paperback for some months now, and I finished reading it earlier this month. The wife recently finished the first book, and we just saw the film version today.)

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