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tdn
11-18-2010, 12:40 PM
And let's skip the obvious Jessica Rabbit.

I think it has to be Betty Boop, but Lois Griffin is right up there.

DigitalC
11-18-2010, 12:41 PM
Pink haired esurance girl, i'm so in love with her.

panache45
11-18-2010, 12:44 PM
Bugs Bunny. Both in and out of drag.

Gangster Octopus
11-18-2010, 12:48 PM
Red Hot Riding Hood (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8039477657790445932#) (go to about 2:40). A cross between Jessica Rabbit and Betty Boop.

Bosstone
11-18-2010, 12:48 PM
ITT sad nerds revealed.

Personally, anyone voiced by Grey Delisle.

Giles
11-18-2010, 12:49 PM
Moka Akashiya (http://animefangirls.wordpress.com/2010/07/24/rosario-vampire-character-moka-akashiya/) or Mikuru Asahina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikuru_Asahina) or Lala Satalin Deviluke (http://myanimelist.net/character/5511/Lala_Satalin_Deviluke) -- just 3 that come to mind. :)

Wheelz
11-18-2010, 12:55 PM
Lana Kane (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm315066624/tt1486217) of Archer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1486217/).

(Hilarious show, BTW. Check it out if you haven't already.)

Scumpup
11-18-2010, 12:56 PM
Mom Turner.

Kokopilau
11-18-2010, 12:58 PM
Moka Akashiya (http://animefangirls.wordpress.com/2010/07/24/rosario-vampire-character-moka-akashiya/) or Mikuru Asahina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikuru_Asahina) or Lala Satalin Deviluke (http://myanimelist.net/character/5511/Lala_Satalin_Deviluke) -- just 3 that come to mind. :)

You'd choose Mikuru over Yuki!?

Giles
11-18-2010, 01:02 PM
You'd choose Mikuru over Yuki!?
Yuki with or Yuki without glasses? Actually, I'd prefer Yuki for a long term relationship -- but sexiness isn't really her strong feature.

Intergalactic Gladiator
11-18-2010, 01:03 PM
Firestar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Firestar.jpg) is up there. She makes me feel tingly all over, like climbing the rope in gym class. She's smart, confident, a little sassy, and she looks hot in her costume.

I'm tempted to throw in the Baroness, but her portrayal in the cartoons that makes her sound like a Transylvanian cross dresser is like a bucket of cold water in your face.

Crackrat
11-18-2010, 01:03 PM
Gadget from the Rescue Rangers.

Sigmagirl
11-18-2010, 01:05 PM
Blondie Boopadoop Bumstead. And she can cook.

VarlosZ
11-18-2010, 01:07 PM
Velma Dinkley (http://www.lizzykaelar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/velma.jpg). But that's just me.

Kokopilau
11-18-2010, 01:08 PM
Yuki with or Yuki without glasses?

With, of course (Kyon's an idiot!).

Actually, I'd prefer Yuki for a long term relationship -- but sexiness isn't really her strong feature.


I beg to differ (http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr157/antpogo/haruhi/1207287496292-1.jpg) (link goes to a photobucket image of a scan of an official promotional pic from an anime magazine)

Anaamika
11-18-2010, 01:09 PM
Samurai Jack!

tdn
11-18-2010, 01:09 PM
If I'm in the mood for dumb and blonde, there's the Pussycat Melody.

KneadToKnow
11-18-2010, 01:10 PM
Seconding Lois Griffin. She's all three of Dan Savage's three Gs, plus she's smokin', even after three kids.

corkboard
11-18-2010, 01:10 PM
Blondie Bumstead. Grrrrrowl.

ETA: Damn you, Sigmagirl! But yeah.

Giles
11-18-2010, 01:14 PM
With, of course (Kyon's an idiot!).


I beg to differ (http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr157/antpogo/haruhi/1207287496292-1.jpg) (link goes to a photobucket image of a scan of an official promotional pic from an anime magazine)
She looks pretty good in that -- without her glasses, and not in her normal school uniform (which, of course, she started wearing three years before going to North High School, and hardly ever stops wearing).

Gangster Octopus
11-18-2010, 01:23 PM
Are comic book characters considered cartoon characters?

tdn
11-18-2010, 01:27 PM
Are comic book characters considered cartoon characters?

I wasn't thinking about non-animated characters when I started the thread, but post whatever you want.

Little Nemo
11-18-2010, 01:33 PM
Pink haired esurance girl, i'm so in love with her.Her name is Erin Esurance (http://www.vectorvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/esurance-2-vectorvault.jpg) and, yes, she's hot. She's like a non-pervy version of Kim Possible.

Kokopilau
11-18-2010, 01:33 PM
She looks pretty good in that -- without her glasses,

Well, can't have everything, I guess.

and not in her normal school uniform (which, of course, she started wearing three years before going to North High School, and hardly ever stops wearing).

I've always been a sucker for a girl in a qipao.

StusBlues
11-18-2010, 01:34 PM
Catwoman from Batman: Bloodstorm.

Peremensoe
11-18-2010, 01:43 PM
Red Hot Riding Hood (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8039477657790445932#) (go to about 2:40). A cross between Jessica Rabbit and Betty Boop.

No, Jessica is based on Red Hot.

Revtim
11-18-2010, 01:52 PM
Molotov Cocktease

Chronos
11-18-2010, 01:52 PM
Quoth Crackrat:Gadget from the Rescue Rangers. I'm not sure if "sexy" is precisely the right word, but I certainly agree with the general principle.

And I'll nominate Elastigirl.

Markxxx
11-18-2010, 02:00 PM
Obviously Olive Oyl should win, if only men didn't care about breasts

tdn
11-18-2010, 02:03 PM
Obviously Olive Oyl should win, if only men didn't care about breasts

Oh, I'd totally cover my bald head in olive oil and rub it all over her body.

Anaamika
11-18-2010, 02:04 PM
Obviously Olive Oyl should win, if only men didn't care about breasts

She's rancid, baby!

Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
11-18-2010, 02:08 PM
The Baroness, or Elastigirl.

littlespeedysuperbike
11-18-2010, 02:09 PM
Ms. Plainwell from "Frazz".

Mean Mr. Mustard
11-18-2010, 02:12 PM
She's rancid, baby!

She is also, from what I hear, 'extra-virgin'.


mmm

JoseArcadio
11-18-2010, 02:19 PM
Shredder.

Wheelz
11-18-2010, 02:26 PM
Molotov CockteaseIf you're going Venture Brothers, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (http://s277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/videoanime/?action=view&current=DrMrsTheMonarch.jpg&newest=1) (formerly Dr. Girlfriend) is definitely worth a mention.

I think I could learn to get used to that voice.

Bosstone
11-18-2010, 02:28 PM
If you're going Venture Brothers, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (http://s277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/videoanime/?action=view&current=DrMrsTheMonarch.jpg&newest=1) (formerly Dr. Girlfriend) is definitely worth a mention.

I think I could learn to get used to that voice.I don't even think "male" when I hear her voice any more, just "hot, smart woman."

Damn you, Venture Bros!

River Hippie
11-18-2010, 02:50 PM
Lois Griffin.

Anaamika
11-18-2010, 02:52 PM
She is also, from what I hear, 'extra-virgin'.


mmm

Touche, my friend. Touche.

Loisseau
11-18-2010, 02:54 PM
Here's my and the Checkered Demon's favorite lady with the star pupils: (NSFW)

S.Clay Wilson's Star-Eyed Stella (http://www.comicartfans.com/gallerypiece.asp?piece=149887&gsub=24394)

tdn
11-18-2010, 02:55 PM
Interesting that there's no love for Judy Jetson.

Nor Connie D'Amico, but then again she's only popular because she developed early and started giving handjobs when she was twelve and now she can't stand to look at herself in the mirror because all she sees is a whore. So she picks on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once her body is used up by age 19 she's going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even her step dad won't want.

Evil Captor
11-18-2010, 02:57 PM
Demoness Carerra of Viper GTS. Yes, it's a hentai, but one of the fun, funny ones. A Harry Potter type young male wizard meets a female demon and goes oh, so wrong.

Link is to a mildly NSFW image on Amazon.com so in a spoiler box, even though no nudity or sex. Carerra is the one in the middle.

Demoness Carrere and friends. (http://www.amazon.com/Viper-GTS/dp/B00194K73Q)

Anaamika
11-18-2010, 03:11 PM
Am I the only girl who referenced a guy in here? Please say it isn't so.

I feel all lonely.

BrainGlutton
11-18-2010, 03:11 PM
Wilma Flintstone is the sexiest woman who ever lived. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy8CzX4TEU)

kenobi 65
11-18-2010, 03:11 PM
Her name is Erin Esurance (http://www.vectorvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/esurance-2-vectorvault.jpg) and, yes, she's hot. She's like a non-pervy version of Kim Possible.

Indeed, I always suspected that Erin was Kim, all growed up, with pink hair. :D

zamboniracer
11-18-2010, 03:20 PM
Speaking of Kim Possible, I think one of nemesises, Shego, is pretty hot, in a skanky sort of way. Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shego)

BrainGlutton
11-18-2010, 03:27 PM
Speaking of Kim Possible, I think one of nemesises, Shego, is pretty hot, in a skanky sort of way. Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shego)

She looks exactly like Kim except for costume and coloring.

muldoonthief
11-18-2010, 03:33 PM
She looks exactly like Kim except for costume and coloring.

Nah, Kim's breasts come to a sharp point, while Shego's are rounded.

Lunar Saltlick
11-18-2010, 03:35 PM
Dr. Katz's secretary Laura is very sexy. Especially the voice. The Squigglevision helps, I think, crude as it is.

Wheelz
11-18-2010, 03:40 PM
Dr. Katz's secretary Laura is very sexy. Especially the voice. The Squigglevision helps, I think, crude as it is.Laura Silverman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798938/), sister of Sarah.

JoseArcadio
11-18-2010, 04:18 PM
Am I the only girl who referenced a guy in here? Please say it isn't so.

I feel all lonely.

This girl has already claimed Shredder (http://www.blast-o-rama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/TMNT1987_Shredder.png). He can raise my technodrome any day.

Civil Guy
11-18-2010, 10:11 PM
Many of Brooke McEldowney's characters. Sure, the writing drags some, but the ladies are sexy.

9 Chickweed Lane (http://comics.com/9_chickweed_lane/2010-11-12/)

Pibgorn (http://www.gocomics.com/pibgorn/)

Markxxx
11-18-2010, 10:15 PM
Wilma Flintstone is the sexiest woman who ever lived. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy8CzX4TEU)

No, she doesn't even beat Wiggy (http://topthat.net/webrock/images/wiggy.jpg)

Wiggy is cool
Wilma is not
Wilma's a fool
Wiggy is hot

Wiggy has hair, wild and fun
Wilma's a tight ass in bun

BigT
11-18-2010, 10:20 PM
Her name is Erin Esurance (http://www.vectorvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/esurance-2-vectorvault.jpg) and, yes, she's hot. She's like a non-pervy version of Kim Possible.

And as I have to point out every time, Kim is now 18, and was for at least half of the last season.

Still, either Shego or Yori were a lot hotter.Nah, Kim's breasts come to a sharp point, while Shego's are rounded.

And, really, it's her voice that makes her sexy.

JR Brown
11-18-2010, 11:01 PM
I am torn.

Is it Vald and Havi from A Crimson Spell? (NSFW)
HOT! (http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members0/772/1047772/images/Crimson%20Spell.jpg)
Akihito and Akami from the Finder series? (mildly NSFW)
SO HOT! (http://lynaeina.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/15.jpg)
Or maybe Feilong (http://gallery.minitokyo.net/view/481616) from Finder?

I may have to go with Souichi and Morinaga from The Tyrant Falls In Love. (very NSFW)
Because HOT! (http://sp7.fotolog.com/photo/55/20/41/ely_kamita_092/1273841319729_f.jpg)

Can you tell I'm a yaoi fangirl? ;)

Tangent
11-19-2010, 12:55 AM
Aeon Flux

Aeris
11-19-2010, 08:24 AM
One for the ladies...Aladdin

Art Rock
11-19-2010, 08:55 AM
Betty Rubble for me. No I would NOT be thinking of Wilma.

Honourable mention: Turanga Leela and Amy Wong from Futurama.

Kamino Neko
11-19-2010, 09:23 AM
You'd choose Mikuru over Yuki!?

I'd choose KYON over Yuki.

Emotions are kind of a necessary thing, IMO.

msmith537
11-19-2010, 09:37 AM
Coming up a few (non Jessica Rabbit) characters of the top of my head:

Erin Esurance (TV commercials) (http://i.bnet.com/blogs/erin-esurance.jpg) Sadly, too much fan made porn and being a shitty icon ended her career. (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.bnet.com/blogs/erin_esurance_tribute_art_by_1nch.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bnet.com/blog/advertising-business/esurance-axes-erin-after-the-secret-agent-took-on-an-x-rated-life-of-her-own/5034&h=415&w=300&sz=38&tbnid=UeYan_3H_vRJSM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Derin%2Besurance&zoom=1&q=erin+esurance&hl=en&usg=__PcOR4qOqcLMIXzWlGum1wE1pBe8=&sa=X&ei=oJPmTOLgKsSgOuOl1cMK&sqi=2&ved=0CCoQ9QEwCA)

Faye Valentine (http://www.animecentral.com/UserFiles/News/faye_valentine.jpg)(Cowboy Bebop)

Cheetara (http://www.mayonessa.com/slc/cheetara.jpg)(Thudercats) - I have to agree with Mrs Mumbleteepeg (1:58) (http://robotchicken.wikia.com/index.php?title=Mumm-Ra_is_Mrs._Mumbletipeg)

Baroness (http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17695/crt%20baroness.jpg) (G I Joe)

Rogue (http://rhml.lib.mo.us/garrett%20f%202/images/marvel/x-men/rogue.jpg)(X-Men)

Ariel (http://hillbuzz.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/little_mermaid-the_metaphor_is_obvious.jpg?w=350&h=295) (The Little Mermaid) - Shame about having a fish vagina though.

control-z
11-19-2010, 10:29 AM
Ariel on Thundarr the Barbarian. Magic hands. ;)

EristicKallistic
11-19-2010, 11:17 AM
No love for Marge Simpson? Meh.

ReticulatingSplines
11-19-2010, 11:31 AM
I can't believe nobody's said Belle from Beauty and the Beast yet. Cute, well-read, and you know she's a deviant.

Lois Griffin is okay, but I think the news anchor is hotter. What's her name? Diane something or other, I think.

control-z
11-19-2010, 11:39 AM
Lois Griffin is okay, but I think the news anchor is hotter. What's her name? Diane something or other, I think.

I used to think Lois was hot but got over it. Big nose, annoying voice, puts up with idiot fatass husband.

Diane Simmons I think is her name. Yeah she's definitely hot but sort of a mess, seems like she would have self esteem issues.

Nzinga, Seated
11-19-2010, 11:42 AM
I will put some coco in the mix and nominate Coal Black (http://www.museumofuncutfunk.com/The_Museum_of_Uncut_Funk/The_Censored_Eleven_-_Banned_Cartoons_files/coalblackcoal.jpg). I think she's sexy.

ETA: I think part of what makes Marge and Lois sexy is that they seem to really like sex. So that's hot.

hellpaso
11-19-2010, 12:25 PM
No love for Luann Platter?

msmith537
11-19-2010, 12:51 PM
I can't believe nobody's said Belle from Beauty and the Beast yet. Cute, well-read, and you know she's a deviant.

Lois Griffin is okay, but I think the news anchor is hotter. What's her name? Diane something or other, I think.

Simmons.

No love for Tricia Takanawa? (http://users.digiex.net/curlysteve/Images/Tricia_Takanawa1.jpg)

EristicKallistic
11-19-2010, 01:09 PM
I will put some coco in the mix and nominate Coal Black (http://www.museumofuncutfunk.com/The_Museum_of_Uncut_Funk/The_Censored_Eleven_-_Banned_Cartoons_files/coalblackcoal.jpg). I think she's sexy.

ETA: I think part of what makes Marge and Lois sexy is that they seem to really like sex. So that's hot.

I agree with this post in its entirety.

Troy McClure SF
11-19-2010, 02:42 PM
Kim Possible
Erin Esurance
Becca from TaleSpin, who reminded me of Rebecca Howe.

Wheelz
11-19-2010, 02:45 PM
I will put some coco in the mix and nominate Coal Black (http://www.museumofuncutfunk.com/The_Museum_of_Uncut_Funk/The_Censored_Eleven_-_Banned_Cartoons_files/coalblackcoal.jpg). I think she's sexy.Oooh! You just made me remember Foxxy Love (http://cinderellaariel.blogspot.com/2008/11/foxxy-love_28.html?zx=27e1c16fbe927629) from Drawn Together. All kinds o' hot!

I hate to break it to you, ReticulatingSplines, but Diane Simmons is dead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Simmons#Channel_5_.28WQHG.29).

YogSothoth
11-19-2010, 02:53 PM
Princess Jasmine from Aladdin

Agent Foxtrot
11-19-2010, 02:59 PM
Druuna. NSFW, so Google her yourself.

Little Nemo
11-19-2010, 03:12 PM
And as I have to point out every time, Kim is now 18, and was for at least half of the last season.At my age, an eightteen year old high school student is still pervy.

River Hippie
11-19-2010, 03:25 PM
No love for Luann Platter?

If that's Luanne from King of The Hill then, no, the voice totally kills it.

JohnT
11-19-2010, 03:56 PM
I've only read it since this past April, but Faye from Questionable Content meets all my requirements - brunette, glasses, round of hip and breastesess.

ThelmaLou
11-19-2010, 04:43 PM
I guess I'm dating myself here, but The Phantom. I used to have serious, detailed fantasies about him.

AClockworkMelon
11-19-2010, 06:14 PM
Princess Jasmine from AladdinYeah, this.

Khadaji
11-19-2010, 06:21 PM
Daisy Mae from Lil' Abner. Heck, many of the women from dogpatch
Blondie.

pulykamell
11-19-2010, 06:51 PM
Well, when I was a wee teen going through the initial stages of puberty, I must say, I did have a thing for Lisa from Robotech (http://thatcostumegirl.com/gallery/d/367-1/lisa.jpg): The Macross Saga.

Tangent
11-19-2010, 07:08 PM
She-Ra (http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/she-ra2.jpg)

Horatio Hellpop
11-19-2010, 07:11 PM
Sita (http://ubuntuatwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Sita_Namaste_white.png), in Blues mode, with those phenomenal swivel hips. Her eyes are like lotuses, her cheeks, lotuses, and her breasts, like big, firm, juicy lotuses!

installLSC
11-19-2010, 10:34 PM
I'll go oldschool with these:
Rosemary from Hong Kong Phooey (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6hDZt1e0ofY/Sk1xcbIgNGI/AAAAAAAAF3w/xHGN9usm9-A/s320/rosemary.jpg). Yowza, what legs!
A grown up Pebbles from the Pebbles and Bam Bam Show (http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Pebbles_and_Bamm_Bamm/the_pebbles_and_bamm-bamm_show.jpg). Originally voiced by Sally Struthers, who was pretty damn sexy herself back in the day.

Tangent
11-19-2010, 10:46 PM
Penelope Pitstop (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51H8GNKY8DL._SX500_.jpg) from Wacky Racers and The Perils of Penelope Pitstop.

Hazle Weatherfield
11-20-2010, 01:24 AM
Dr. Quest and Race Bannon. Also, Tarzan.

Little Plastic Ninja
11-20-2010, 02:07 AM
Batman.

and he's always prepared. for anything! /thighslap

Quartz
11-20-2010, 02:43 AM
No love for Jane (http://www.skylighters.org/jane/)?

jackdavinci
11-20-2010, 02:58 AM
Do comics count? Then maybe Tom of Finland. But something from a non sexually related source

I always had a huge crush on David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch. I mean, grass skirt, huge muscles, and fire dancing? *swoon*!

But then, any of the Disney Princes' could qualify under the right circumstances (http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/).

Petrobey Mavromihalis
11-20-2010, 03:05 AM
Don't think there's been any mention of Modesty Blaise (http://www.goodgirlart.se/res/Default/modestyblaiseavrayhusac.jpg).

EvilTOJ
11-20-2010, 04:00 AM
No love for Marge Simpson? Meh.

Oh god a few weeks ago in the Dead Calm parody where she's prancing around in a bikini? Hotttttt. t.t. t. I was actually thinking "Homer you lucky b- wait it's just a cartoon character!" That and how many of these characters have been in Playboy?

Quartz
11-20-2010, 06:36 AM
And let's skip the obvious Jessica Rabbit.

But she can't help it; she's just drawn that way. :)

zamboniracer
11-20-2010, 10:28 AM
An up and comer is Vanessa Dooffenshmirtz from Phineas & Ferb. Link (http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/Vanessa_Doofenshmirtz). Although she is only 16 years old, I prefer to think that Danville's Tri-State area includes West Virginia, which may mean that she's legal. :D

Yorikke
11-20-2010, 08:00 PM
All I know is that I wanna be the meat in a Leela - Amy sandwich (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuJybCwpNv_xb-pvMG8ixbF5ey9RQCoE_EA-v2bswWt-WZhRt0).

Joe

Evil Captor
11-20-2010, 08:41 PM
I gotta add Six of Nine from Tripping the Rift

Spoiler box cause she's smokin' hot

Six of Nine (http://www.terrysawyer.com/)

Student Driver
11-21-2010, 03:44 AM
Well, when I was a wee teen going through the initial stages of puberty, I must say, I did have a thing for Lisa from Robotech (http://thatcostumegirl.com/gallery/d/367-1/lisa.jpg): The Macross Saga.

Yeah, I'm on board with this. Minmei was cute but annoying... Lisa was a woman. Rick should thank his lucky stars.

Yodalicious
11-21-2010, 08:04 AM
Nancy's Aunt Fritzi. Yowza!

Maiira
11-21-2010, 04:47 PM
Ace (http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n227/maiira_is_MY_name/One%20Piece/ace.jpg) from One Piece. He's super buff, which actually wouldn't work for me in real life (I tend to prefer my dudes lean), but he works it. Also, the freckles are adorable. I'm like, nearly a year behind on the manga, but yes, I am aware that he is dead. God damn you, Oda. God damn you.

Guinastasia
11-21-2010, 10:46 PM
I always thought Dimtri in the animated Anastasia was rather hot. (The fact that he was voiced by John Cusack adds to that)

Lucky 13
11-21-2010, 11:36 PM
Ever since I started watching Naruto, I've had a thing for Kakashi (http://www.pureanimegallery.com/v/naruto/hatake-kakashi/hatake-akashi-profile.jpg.html?g2_fromNavId=xc9bd6dd3). I don't care that he's wearing a mask that covers most of his face, he's still hot. It's the attitude, I think. Plus there was that filler episode where he pulls his mask off to eat at the ramen place, and no one sees his face but the people who work there, and both the guy and the girl seem to like what they see. I'm still looking for a guy willing to cosplay as him. :o

akira5822
11-22-2010, 01:36 AM
Faye Valentine http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images%3Fp%3Dfaye%2Bvalentine%2Bcowboy%2Bbebop%26ei%3DUTF8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701-s&w=715&h=713&imgurl=lh6.ggpht.com/_xiFueKnihRA/SdzVw-BKgvI/AAAAAAAACeg/WPzAOdpKzDY/cowboybebop%2520%252855%2529.jpg&rurl=http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/X4oIdE8lCYWVorNCmmoR-Q&size=136KB&name=cowboy+bebop+fay...&p=faye+valentine+cowboy+bebop&oid=e8aa3a23e7ff23ecbee981ff613345dd&fr2=&no=11&tt=4800&sigr=11rrd449l&sigi=12prd470t&sigb=1311icoj3&.crumb=7EMMScvKL8o

Labtrash
11-22-2010, 05:46 AM
Nova from Star Blazers

http://www.starblazers.com/images/gallery_images/maingallery46.JPG

Skywatcher
11-22-2010, 10:29 AM
Gadget from the Rescue Rangers.That you, Ray?

SykoSkotty
11-22-2010, 10:44 AM
Princess Jasmine from Aladdin

+1 : she was stunning, as far as cartoon characters go.

Darth Panda
11-22-2010, 12:23 PM
Amy from Futurama. Hot, rich, and asian? Yes, please.

Onomatopoeia
11-22-2010, 12:56 PM
Lois Griffin.Nope. Giant head. Big nose. Annoying, whiny voice. Francine Smith who, surprisingly, no one mentioned, is unapologetically sexy without being a total slut...unless Stan wants her to be.

Aeon FluxDefinitely

I'd choose KYON over Yuki.

Emotions are kind of a necessary thing, IMO.Beside my not being gay, Kyon's just a dupe.

No love for Luann Platter?Nah. She's just this side of retarded, and her bible-thumping makes her extremely annoying.

ReticulatingSplines
11-22-2010, 01:12 PM
Francine Smith who, surprisingly, no one mentioned, is unapologetically sexy without being a total slut...unless Stan wants her to be.



Actually, she IS a total slut, or at least used to be. The "world's largest rose garden" is the plot in which she planted a rose bush for every guy she slept with, which caused Stan a bit of consternation until he nailed someone else. And let's not forget that "Come on Eileen" was written about her. Literally.

Infovore
11-22-2010, 01:43 PM
Eric Magnus Lensherr (or whatever he's claiming his real name is these days), aka Magneto (http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/705/705136/xavier-vs-magneto-a-philosophical-debate-20060504060600557.jpg) (that's him from "House of M")

Akira Hojo (http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/manga/1/1415l.jpg), from Sanctuary.

Onomatopoeia
11-22-2010, 01:44 PM
Actually, she IS a total slut, or at least used to be. The "world's largest rose garden" is the plot in which she planted a rose bush for every guy she slept with, which caused Stan a bit of consternation until he nailed someone else. And let's not forget that "Come on Eileen" was written about her. Literally.Hah! I forgot about that. I guess she is (was) a slut. :) She's still sexier than Lois Griffin.

Kamino Neko
11-22-2010, 03:26 PM
Beside my not being gay, Kyon's just a dupe.

That's actually tangential to the point of my post.

I actually don't particularly like Kyon - especially after the second series - but he's at least got emotions. (Even if they're rather maladjusted.)

My point was to point out that I don't find Yuki at all attractive, due to her utter lack of an emotional existence.

Chronos
11-22-2010, 04:23 PM
Amy from Futurama. Hot, rich, and asian? Yes, please. Hot, rich, Asian, and easy. That last one is important, though it's arguable whether it's a pro or a con.

I sort of feel that this thread should be divided up into two subcategories, characters who are intended primarily as sex symbols (such as Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop, Six from Tripping the Rift), etc., and characters who are fully-formed characters who happen to be sexy.

Merijeek
11-22-2010, 04:37 PM
ITT sad nerds revealed.

Personally, anyone voiced by Grey Delisle.

Emily Elizabeth Howard? Eeeeeww.

-Joe

Merijeek
11-22-2010, 05:00 PM
Well, when I was a wee teen going through the initial stages of puberty, I must say, I did have a thing for Lisa from Robotech (http://thatcostumegirl.com/gallery/d/367-1/lisa.jpg): The Macross Saga.

Hells, yes, how was it ever supposed to be some sort of contest between her and Minmay? And on robotech don't forget about original Marlene. Much hotter than the redhead version, and I assure that's not a phrase I use much...

-Joe

Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
11-22-2010, 05:18 PM
Hells, yes, how was it ever supposed to be some sort of contest between her and Minmay? And on robotech don't forget about original Marlene. Much hotter than the redhead version, and I assure that's not a phrase I use much...

-JoeDana Sterling was better than any of em.

Little Nemo
11-22-2010, 05:35 PM
Oh god a few weeks ago in the Dead Calm parody where she's prancing around in a bikini? Hotttttt. t.t. t. I was actually thinking "Homer you lucky b- wait it's just a cartoon character!" That and how many of these characters have been in Playboy?Don't forget she also appeared in Maxim (http://img3.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/10/04/4,parody,simpson,humor,simpsons,spoof-1d329afc694d213a266409b7f02e2e2a_h.jpg)

Little Nemo
11-22-2010, 05:44 PM
Princess Jasmine from Aladdin+1 : she was stunning, as far as cartoon characters go.If you want stunning, take a trip to Disneyworld. They have attractive young women dressed up like Jasmine in Epcot.

It's the happiest place on earth (http://family.go.com/images/upload/R/Cvsnover402385421653_R_Detail.jpg)

Merijeek
11-22-2010, 06:18 PM
Dana Sterling was better than any of em.

With that blonde globe/'fro hair do? I don't think so. Though I did forget Miriya. Mmm...Miriya.

-Joe

Uosdwis R. Dewoh
11-22-2010, 06:41 PM
Amy from Futurama. Hot, rich, and asian? Yes, please.
I agree Amy is the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

msmith537
11-22-2010, 09:12 PM
Hells, yes, how was it ever supposed to be some sort of contest between her and Minmay?

It was a contest between two typical anime female archtypes. Minmay as the typical annoyingly adorable shrill anime girl and Lisa as the tough military commander with a soft spot for the hero.



Dana Sterling was better than any of em.


Ugh. She was like Lisa Simpson joins the Robotech Defense Force.


I always like the Masamune Shirow's characters like Major Motoko Kusanagi (http://media.photobucket.com/image/major%20Motoko%20Kusanagi/LordBurn/MajorMotoko.jpg)from Ghost in the Shell or Duenan (http://mayafreaksblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/appleseed-1.jpg) from Appleseed. But them I'm sort of partial to chicks in impractically tight leather and kevlar body armor carrying guns twice their size lounging provocatively on top of power-armor mecha. (http://gallery.shirow.net/v/shirow/)

The Scrivener
11-22-2010, 09:36 PM
Bullwinkle J. Moose. He's a bit of a galoot, but you know what they say about moose with big antlers...

Biffy the Elephant Shrew
11-22-2010, 09:55 PM
Bullwinkle J. Moose. He's a bit of a galoot, but you know what they say about moose with big antlers...

"Big antlers, big...uh...in the pantlers?"

Evil Captor
11-22-2010, 11:22 PM
I agree Amy is the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Spoken like a true Bender!

Anduinel
11-23-2010, 01:23 AM
Eric Magnus Lensherr (or whatever he's claiming his real name is these days), aka Magneto (http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/705/705136/xavier-vs-magneto-a-philosophical-debate-20060504060600557.jpg) (that's him from "House of M")

No, it's the King of Spain. (http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=190217) I'm not kidding.

Anyway, mine...

Bengali and Cheetara (http://www.cartoonscrapbook.com/02pics/thundercats01.jpg) from Thundercats.

Northstar (http://hyphenatedrepublic.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/northstar_gallery1.jpg) and Nightcrawler (http://images.elfwood.com/fanq/a/m/amclark/nightcrawler_hang_co.jpg) from X-Men.

Allen Schezar (http://www.fortunecity.com/rivendell/warrior/1089/EscaAllen.jpg) from Escaflowne.

Tsume (http://www.gamehiker.com/masamune/pbstuff/Tsume%20%96%20Wolf%92s%20Rain.jpg) and Blue (http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/members/5339268-bibu-chan-albums-wolf-s-rain-picture5362-blue-may-not-full-wolf-but-she-has-heart-one.jpg) from Wolf's Rain.

Gojyo (http://www.freewebs.com/merciful-goddess//Pics/Saiyuki/Gojyo.jpg) from Saiyuki.

Obsidian and Damon (http:/http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a363/Suzene/scansbackup/manhunter06.jpg/) from the Manhunter comics (but only together).

Lust4Life
11-23-2010, 12:17 PM
Lois Griffen, though I'd shag Marge Simpson if she asked me nicely.

msmith537
11-23-2010, 01:10 PM
I'm surprised no one has got in tune with "Sailor Moon" because that cartoon has the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.


(Actually, I've never seen anything but the commercials for the show. It looks stupid. I just wanted to use the song lyric).

Methyl Ethyl Death
11-23-2010, 02:50 PM
Well, lets see, since msmith537 mentioned Thje Major from GiTS, I'll throw in my vote for another sexy woman of authority, Misato Kusanagi from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

http://www.thekeep.org/~rpm/img/nge/misato_hello.jpg

http://scienceblogs.com/sunclipse/upload/2010/04/misato%2002.jpg

Methyl

Wheelz
11-23-2010, 03:06 PM
All of these anime girls look the same to me.

Does that make me racist?

Evil Captor
11-23-2010, 07:24 PM
All of these anime girls look the same to me.

Does that make me racist?

No, it makes you a marvel of egalitarianism for being willing to overlook their differing and, let's face it, widly unreal hair coloring.

Czarcasm
11-23-2010, 07:26 PM
My Beloved says Race Bannon.

Evil Captor
11-23-2010, 07:28 PM
My Beloved says Race Bannon.

So she would be the Race-ist here!

Baker
11-23-2010, 07:48 PM
At my age(now 55) I'm ashamed to admit that I had it bad for David Xanatos, from the Gargoyles series.

Rahne McCloud
11-23-2010, 07:54 PM
So she would be the Race-ist here!

I'm not, I happen to like Black Panther from the Avengers, and the Dark Knight.:D

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