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grude
03-05-2012, 02:00 AM
I've heard this odd kinda comment from a couple of guys now, either that they are grossed out by hetero porn and cannot get aroused because a male is on screen with his gross dick or that they suspect a male friend might be gay because he watches hetero porn and they believe its so he can fantasize about the man :rolleyes:

Now granted these guys were younger than me by about 5 years, all claimed they only like lesbian pornography and anyone watching a man and woman fuck is borderline gay. At least one also had to make a big deal about any amount of non-sexual male nudity in regular films too(freaking out about the brief glimpse of a nude guy in 28 Days Later for instance and I had the urge to tell him to shut the fuck up who cares) so I'm wondering if its just immature insecurity or something.

Personally while lesbian porn(yea I know straight guys probably would have no interest in porn made FOR lesbians) has its features like the focus on cunnilingus which hetero porn often ignores, it does get boring. And a chick fucking another chick with a red rubber strap on just breaks me out of it. I do think older porn had the right idea about the guys, as average an normal looking as possible so they can become an avatar basically.

Inner Stickler
03-05-2012, 02:02 AM
Well, I dunno about straight guys, but I get annoyed when a fellow gay guy shrieks about seeing a vagina in porn or whatever. No, I don't want to fuck it but I don't want to mace it either.

VanillaGorilla
03-05-2012, 02:23 AM
Straight guy here - not turned off by hetero porn.
Guys who are seem a bit like the classic I'm-not-super-sure-on-my-sexuality-so-i'll-talk-loudly-about-how-icky-guys-and-especially-gays-are.

Alessan
03-05-2012, 02:36 AM
I'm not a fan of hardcore porn in general - too mechanical, too inhuman - but the occasional softcore male butt doesn't bother me. If it's essential to the plot, that is.

VanillaGorilla
03-05-2012, 02:38 AM
Too late to edit my previous post - what I'm talking about is of course guys like mentioned in the op, who think that watching man-woman porn is gay. Not liking porn at all is a different matter.

gaffa
03-05-2012, 02:56 AM
Is it a generational thing? I'm 51, grew up on "Golden Age" porn, and prefer straight porn. The male star's dick functions as a proxy penis for my own. I look at him receiving some excellent attention from a really skilled porn star like Vanessa del Rio and imagining that my dick is receiving the same attention. Porn viewing is fantasy - me wishing I was in that situation. What part of this is gay?

Accidental Martyr
03-05-2012, 03:06 AM
This is bizarre. I don't think I've ever heard this before. So, these guys think that only watching lesbian or solo female masturbation porn will ensure that you're not gay?

Grumman
03-05-2012, 03:30 AM
I'm a straight guy, and I don't watch heterosexual porn. I like women and don't like men, so why would I want to watch porn with less women and more men in it?

Manduck
03-05-2012, 04:13 AM
When you say they're about 5 years younger than you, what age is that? Because they sound like they're about 15.

Reply
03-05-2012, 05:00 AM
I'm a straight guy and hetero porn doesn't bother me in the least. Except when they suddenly zoom in on the guy's face near the end...

grude
03-05-2012, 05:02 AM
When you say they're about 5 years younger than you, what age is that? Because they sound like they're about 15.

Nah more like 23-25 range.

Alessan
03-05-2012, 05:06 AM
25 is the new 15.

Reply
03-05-2012, 05:09 AM
25 is the new 15.

So true.

tdn
03-05-2012, 05:59 AM
No.

WTF?

yojimbo
03-05-2012, 06:13 AM
When I see that nice hairy arse pumping away on top of a woman I picture it as mine pumping away. I like seeing a nice hairy arse pumping away.

Hmmm, nice hairy arse, wait.. what?

CalMeacham
03-05-2012, 06:24 AM
I'm not turned off by hetero porn, but I'm not turned on by it, either.

The sight of moving naked women is arousing, but I get nothing from watching someone else having sex. Of course, I derive nothing from watched other people play sports, either -- even sports I participate in.

I suspect the two indifferences are closely related. I really don't "get" watching other people have sex. This goes for lesbians, as well. I'm interested because there are two naked women moving around, not because of what they're doing.

AqualungBats5th
03-05-2012, 07:05 AM
I've heard this odd kinda comment from a couple of guys now, either that they are grossed out by hetero porn and cannot get aroused because a male is on screen with his gross dick or that they suspect a male friend might be gay because he watches hetero porn and they believe its so he can fantasize about the man :rolleyes:

I've never heard a dude say this, but if I did I'd just assume this was some form of homophobia on his part. Due to: I can't figure out what else would cause this fixation on the "gross"ness of men/penis. It's basically the idea that sexualizing men is somehow less okay than sexualizing women.

Most of my porn consumption is hetero but sometimes it is a boner killer. For example, when the dude(s) talk too damn much. Also not real interested when they get a little too objectifying or at all rapey toward the ladies. That is what is gross.

On the other hand, I've run into a lot of lesbian porn lately that's all gentle and tender and frankly passionless. I'm as straight as an arrow, but man that is boring to watch.

willthekittensurvive?
03-05-2012, 08:28 AM
I seem to remember from some documentary that reason that interracial porn was so popular was because you always could always tell if the bottom you were looking at was male or female, no risk of becoming aroused by male nudity.

Baracus
03-05-2012, 08:36 AM
I've never heard a dude say this, but if I did I'd just assume this was some form of homophobia on his part. Due to: I can't figure out what else would cause this fixation on the "gross"ness of men/penis.
Yeah, I don't really get it. I don't get grossed out looking at my own, why would I get freaked out by somebody else's? These guys better stay away from any type of gym/health club locker room or else they are really going to lose their shit.

corkboard
03-05-2012, 08:36 AM
Straight guy here- I enjoy hetero porn, and I also enjoy lesbian porn. The sight of another guy's cock or ass does not diminish my enjoyment of it, in fact I quite enjoy watching the girl or girls work their magic on the cock/s. For some reason I do not enjoy cunnilingus performed by a guy- I just don't want to see his face in there, for some reason. I think the OP's friends are overcompensating out of a concern that either (i) they like guys, and are afraid to admit it, or (ii) they think that by admitting they enjoy hetero porn, their similarly small-minded friends will assume that means they're gay.

I.e., they're stupid and immature.

Der Trihs
03-05-2012, 09:02 AM
For some reason I do not enjoy cunnilingus performed by a guy- I just don't want to see his face in there, for some reason. Same here, or the man kissing her - that also bothers me for some reason. Funny thing is, it's the same thing with homosexual porn; a closeup of full-on man-on-man anal sex doesn't bother me, but men kissing each other is yucky.

The Man With The Golden Gun
03-05-2012, 12:00 PM
I don't like seeing men in porn. Not because it's "gay" or anything, but because male porn actors are almost always ugly as hell.

Seriously, I'm straight and even I wouldn't mind cock in porn if it was attached to a guy that didn't look like he'd been whacked with the ugly stick a few thousand times. Maybe it's just the porn I watch.

I think I read somewhere that many porn studios do this intentionally because most porn is marketed to men and they want to ensure that the men watching will be turned on by the woman and not the man so the watcher won't have one of those uncomfortable "homo moments", as the article I read put it. Maybe I'm just an enlightened type, but having a "homo moment" where I'm briefly turned on by the guy honestly doesn't bother me.

Jasper Kent
03-05-2012, 12:29 PM
This is one of the most amusing threads I've read in a long time-- at least as entertaining as most porn(of any kind).

My 2 cents' worth:
Not homophobic in the least, so seeing male/female or male/male sex doesn't bother me at all. But for arousal, I'll watch female/female every time. I think it's simply because I find women much more attractive than men.

FWIW, my ex-girlfriend(we were together 6yrs) felt the same way. She was bisexual, but would only watch lesbian porn. She was equally attracted to both sexes, but said that women were visually more erotic.

AClockworkMelon
03-05-2012, 12:50 PM
I guarantee they watch normal hetero porn. It started with one retard saying it trying to sound very-not-gay and then the other retards agreed with him, also trying to sound very-not-gay.

The only problem I have is when I'm watching a woman get fucked in a porno and it cuts to the guy's face for like five seconds. Really? Do we really need to have a random zoom-in on his face?

obbn
03-05-2012, 12:57 PM
Is it a generational thing? I'm 51, grew up on "Golden Age" porn, and prefer straight porn. The male star's dick functions as a proxy penis for my own. I look at him receiving some excellent attention from a really skilled porn star like Vanessa del Rio and imagining that my dick is receiving the same attention. Porn viewing is fantasy - me wishing I was in that situation. What part of this is gay?

THIS. Sounds like the friend you are talking about is borderline homophobe. I've seen it in my younger days, one of our friends so intent on showing us that he was an all-American straight male that he would denounce anything as gay. Really stupid, porn is a fantasy, and while I like watching lesbians as much as the next guy all lesbo's all the time would get down right boring.

tdn
03-05-2012, 01:12 PM
The only problem I have is when I'm watching a woman get fucked in a porno and it cuts to the guy's face for like five seconds. Really? Do we really need to have a random zoom-in on his face?

Look away! Look away! Aaaaaaah!

running coach
03-05-2012, 01:18 PM
Ron White weighs in. NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg

Illuminatiprimus
03-05-2012, 01:20 PM
That's really silly. I'm gay and enjoy on occasion watching bi porn where the guys fuck the girls, then play with each other, and I seriously get into watching a hot guy putting his hot dick in a vagina that I'm not all that fussed about. So if I can look at something that is in fact alien to me (don't have a vagina, never been near one) and not freak out about it, why wouldn't they be able to look at a penis when they're quite familiar with their own?

Sounds like doth protesting too much, but not because I think they're gay, just sounds like they're of the mindset that conflates being a straight man by being SUPER NOT GAY AND MEN URGH GROSS ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!, rather than just being attracted to women.

gaffa
03-05-2012, 01:20 PM
THIS. Sounds like the friend you are talking about is borderline homophobe. I've seen it in my younger days, one of our friends so intent on showing us that he was an all-American straight male that he would denounce anything as gay. Really stupid, porn is a fantasy, and while I like watching lesbians as much as the next guy all lesbo's all the time would get down right boring.
Thank you.

I don't get straight guys only watching "lesbian" porn - by this I mean the all-female productions intended for consumption by men and straight couples. (I've seen genuine lesbian porn featuring women who look more like K.D. Lang and Rachael Maddow, and it is totally different.) My fantasy life, and porn viewing, is about having sex with hot women. The best way to do that is by seeing the women having sex. And the sort of sex I wish to see is fucking and sucking. And for that you need a penis.

There are few things in this world stupider looking than woman sucking a dildo.

Fear Itself
03-05-2012, 01:21 PM
I love getting blowjobs. I don't enjoy watching blowjobs.

I also don't enjoy watching money shots or facials.

I enjoy watching women receiving pleasure. Men? Not so much.

running coach
03-05-2012, 01:23 PM
There are few things in this world stupider looking than woman sucking a dildo.

That's for the androidsexuals.

Clothahump
03-05-2012, 01:25 PM
I'm hetero, but I don't watch very much porn at all. I have a basic requirement that both individuals be somewhat photogenic and the vast majority of people in porn films are just plain butt-ugly to me.

StusBlues
03-05-2012, 01:26 PM
I'm not turned off by it per se, but I earnestly appreciate any and all efforts by the cameraman/editor/director to de-emphasize the man's presence whenever possible.

That, and dildoes take me out of the moment entirely.

Jasper Kent
03-05-2012, 01:26 PM
There are few things in this world stupider looking than woman sucking a dildo.

Now, that is absolutely true!

But for me, I still insist that lesbian porn is arousing if it's reasonably believable.

Accidental Martyr
03-05-2012, 01:28 PM
The only problem I have is when I'm watching a woman get fucked in a porno and it cuts to the guy's face for like five seconds. Really? Do we really need to have a random zoom-in on his face?
They need an edit point to cut from one shot to another.

Chronos
03-05-2012, 01:55 PM
Personally, I much prefer porn without men in it (lesbian* or solo), but I don't for a moment think that liking hetero porn makes one gay. The way I see it, there are basically two different ways of appreciating porn: Some guys will identify with the dude in the scene, and if there's nobody to identify with, they'll feel left out. On the other hand, some guys (myself included) mostly don't identify with the guy on screen, and that makes him competition, not an avatar. I don't want to share the hot chick with anyone.

I especially don't get the appeal of fellatio porn. What I'm seeing on screen there is a lady's face, which is something I see live every day, and a guy's penis, which is something I see every time I use the bathroom.

And I agree that dildo blowjobs are especially absurd. Who's the audience for that supposed to be, anyway? My guess would be that the folks who like dildos will be mostly disjoint from the folks who like blowjobs.

*(And yes, I'm quite aware that most of the ladies I'm watching probably aren't actually lesbians, and that it might not necessarily even be something that would be appealing to a lesbian. I'm OK with that. Porn is not about reality.)

Mister Rik
03-05-2012, 02:17 PM
For some reason I do not enjoy cunnilingus performed by a guy- I just don't want to see his face in there, for some reason.
I love watching girl-on-girl cunnilingus, but I hate watching guy-on-girl cunnilingus most of the time. Because when girls do it, they tend to get their whole mouth into the action, getting their lips right on the other girl's pussy and their nose buried in the other girl's pubic hair if she has any, or at least where the hair would be, and their whole tongue sliding up and down the slit. They actually look like they're "eating" pussy. Men performing cunnilingus tend to look like they're thinking "camera angle" the whole time, their lips never touching the pussy, their head turned at a weird angle, and their tongue unnaturally extended and waggling away rapidly on the clit.

And the men in hetero porn need to shut the fuck up. Or at least stop trying to do a male version of the "fake orgasm moaning" that the women do. Few things sound as ridiculous as a guy going, "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!" while he's coming. Gentlemen, the women have to moan and squeal because we can't see their orgasm. Yours, OTOH, is center stage, in full view. Your moaning and grunting is superfluous, and sounds stupid.

Invisible Chimp
03-05-2012, 02:44 PM
Personally, I much prefer porn without men in it (lesbian* or solo), but I don't for a moment think that liking hetero porn makes one gay. The way I see it, there are basically two different ways of appreciating porn: Some guys will identify with the dude in the scene, and if there's nobody to identify with, they'll feel left out. On the other hand, some guys (myself included) mostly don't identify with the guy on screen, and that makes him competition, not an avatar. I don't want to share the hot chick with anyone.

I used to not identify with the dude in straight porn and watched a lot of lesbian porn. For some reason I'm now more likely to see the dude as an avatar and I watch more straight porn. I don't like to watch dudes go down on chicks because seeing the dudes' faces ruins the fantasy that he's me. I do like to watch cunnilingus in lesbian porn.

Thinking that watching straight porn makes you gay because of penis is retarded.

tdn
03-05-2012, 03:10 PM
Thinking that watching straight porn makes you gay because of penis is retarded.

Eww, hetero sexual porn! That's so gay!

Rachellelogram
03-05-2012, 04:16 PM
Sounds like typical hyper-male posturing typical of the "bro" culture.

I don't care if people make noise during porn sex, as long as it's realistic. Women who squeal with every thrust are a big turnoff, though.

gaffa
03-05-2012, 04:20 PM
Sounds like typical hyper-male posturing typical of the "bro" culture.

I don't care if people make noise during porn sex, as long as it's realistic. Women who squeal with every thrust are a big turnoff, though.
My pet peeve is that whiny, nasal Mmmmmm-Yaaaa! that US porn starlets all seems to be trained to make.

Bigshift
03-05-2012, 04:34 PM
anyone watching a man and woman fuck is borderline gay.

That's like saying masturbating is gay. It's okay for them not to like heterosexual porn but saying that it's borderline gay is ridiculous. Why would gay people watch hetero porn anyway?

grude
03-05-2012, 04:39 PM
That's like saying masturbating is gay. It's okay for them not to like heterosexual porn but saying that it's borderline gay is ridiculous. Why would gay people watch hetero porn anyway?

I made the topic because I was wondering if this was a trend or something(I do not agree with the reasoning) because I had heard it from more than one person.

Reminds me of The Simpsons "Ew you kissed a girl? That is so gay!" :D

Illuminatiprimus
03-05-2012, 05:45 PM
Why would gay people watch hetero porn anyway?Well... (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=576203)

River Hippie
03-05-2012, 06:09 PM
No penis in my porn please. I don't care for hard core stuff or gynecology shots but I like nude women alone or with other women. I guess the fantasy for me is that they are just warming themselves up for me.

TBG
03-05-2012, 06:23 PM
Those guys are probably closeted and overcompensating. "EWW a penis in a vagina? Who wants to see that. Oh I mean who wants to see a penis of course, yes, bring on the lesbians. I LOVE LESBIANS BECAUSE I'M SUPER STRAIGHT"

toofs
03-05-2012, 11:02 PM
I don't mind hetero porn. The guy is just a stunt cock.

Voyager
03-06-2012, 01:10 AM
There are few things in this world stupider looking than woman sucking a dildo.

Thank you. If it were a hot dog there would at least be some nutritional value.

(Not bothered at all, btw.)

DKW
03-06-2012, 04:22 AM
It's been an eternity since I had the slightest desire to watch hetero hardcore (y'know, the stuff with clearly visible genitalia interacting and the...er, consequences; I hate using loaded, meaningless terms like "porn"). Even when I rented my first adult tape from a local video store...that should give you some idea how freaking long ago this was...it was hard to watch. If I had any alternative, I probably would've given up on it within a month.

I'm with Clothahump that the performers are hard on the eyes. More than that, though, is that hardcore makes sex seem sordid and disgusting. And the performers very rarely look like they're enjoying it at all. Frankly, I have trouble even seeing the point; the typical XXX production has all the eroticism of a punch in the face.

But the huge, huge turnoff, the dealbreaker, the reason I'm never, ever going back?

Semen.

I HATE money shots. Hate them, hate them, hate them. They're foul and disgusting and sickening, and EVERY act ends with one, and I can't even bear to look. That anyone considers them necessary is just another sad example of stupid patriarchial garbage ruining everything it touches thousands of years after its outlived its usefulness. In fact, I'd be hard-pressed to find anyone, heck, even married couples wanting to have a baby, who finds messy ejaculate attractive. (There's a reason it's supposed to go inside a woman's body, y'know.)

Now, softcore, like the kind Playboy used to produce, that has hope. There you'll find romance, chemistry, seduction, the kind of things that make a sexual relationship worth it. But there's good and there's bad, and it depends in large part how much everyone involved cares. The worst softcore is flat-out depressing.

(Man, can't wait to see the kind of responses I'll get for this. :) )

grude
03-06-2012, 04:30 AM
It's been an eternity since I had the slightest desire to watch hetero hardcore (y'know, the stuff with clearly visible genitalia interacting and the...er, consequences; I hate using loaded, meaningless terms like "porn"). Even when I rented my first adult tape from a local video store...that should give you some idea how freaking long ago this was...it was hard to watch. If I had any alternative, I probably would've given up on it within a month.

I'm with Clothahump that the performers are hard on the eyes. More than that, though, is that hardcore makes sex seem sordid and disgusting. And the performers very rarely look like they're enjoying it at all. Frankly, I have trouble even seeing the point; the typical XXX production has all the eroticism of a punch in the face.

But the huge, huge turnoff, the dealbreaker, the reason I'm never, ever going back?

Semen.

I HATE money shots. Hate them, hate them, hate them. They're foul and disgusting and sickening, and EVERY act ends with one, and I can't even bear to look. That anyone considers them necessary is just another sad example of stupid patriarchial garbage ruining everything it touches thousands of years after its outlived its usefulness. In fact, I'd be hard-pressed to find anyone, heck, even married couples wanting to have a baby, who finds messy ejaculate attractive. (There's a reason it's supposed to go inside a woman's body, y'know.)

Now, softcore, like the kind Playboy used to produce, that has hope. There you'll find romance, chemistry, seduction, the kind of things that make a sexual relationship worth it. But there's good and there's bad, and it depends in large part how much everyone involved cares. The worst softcore is flat-out depressing.

(Man, can't wait to see the kind of responses I'll get for this. :) )

.............well..........................I........................mostly agree with you. No for real I do, in fact I'm not really a fan of modern commercial porn. Why? The chicks don't even look like humans, they look like porn clones from porn island. They all look the same, hard implant boobs and collagen lips and weird looking bleached vaginas and bleach blonde hair and artificial tan skin tone and press on nails with no pubes.

I prefer classic porn or amateur stuff, there you see attractive but real looking women, and their differences are interesting(you get surprises like pencil nipples too which are a nice bonus) they are attractive but in the way that you might see a hot chick on the street, not human barbie doll.

Illuminatiprimus
03-06-2012, 05:00 AM
[Everything that is wrong with straight porn]This is interesting because a lot of the things you mention don't feature as a problem in gay (guy on guy) porn. First of all because the audience is exclusively looking at only one gender you don't have the issue of a disparity between the looks of performers. The men are always lookers, even if it's only within the category they're going for (so if you're into bears you might like a tubby guy with a beard, but it's not my thing).

Second - semen is what it's all about. If there isn't a cum shot then I, quite frankly, feel robbed. A man ejaculating is the apex of the male sexual experience, and seeing it creates a completely lizard reaction of "WANT!" for me. I'd imagine it's the same for a lot of gay men.

A lot of gay performers definitely look like they're enjoying themselves, in fact the ones where they don't seem to be are where I suspect they've paid some straight guy to be gay for the scene and he's doing stuff that doesn't turn his crank. That said there are stars that claim to be gay for pay who perform extremely well (NSFW - http:// gay.theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/starDetail?theaterId=14077&starId=47978 - Tom Smith is one such star and has a very respectable portfolio of gay stuff, and he's one of my favourite performers, I've never seen him phoning it in). When you get into the more amateur level studies, or those that take a more philosophical approach to their porn (like Treasure Island Media who market themselves as documenting gay male sexuality, rather than making contrived pornography) you end up with people who have chosen to work together so it's less of a humdrum job and more fun.

On the contrary to your preference for softcore, I'm not in the least bit interested in a story or some kind of set up for the sex. I'm happy for there to be props and a fantasy invoked, like guys having sex in the locker room wearing sports kit, but I don't want to have to watch several minutes of them talking about how one guy let the team down, and how he's going to have to pay everyone back and can he think how (cue music, clothes off). It's not what I log on for.

Rachellelogram
03-06-2012, 05:19 AM
I agree that money shots are silly and unrealistic. I've never met a guy who had a thing for them, and they sure don't do anything for me. Keep that stuff in a condom, it's easier for cleanup!

Reply
03-06-2012, 08:41 AM
It's been an eternity since I had the slightest desire to watch hetero hardcore (y'know, the stuff with clearly visible genitalia interacting and the...er, consequences; I hate using loaded, meaningless terms like "porn"). Even when I rented my first adult tape from a local video store...that should give you some idea how freaking long ago this was...it was hard to watch. If I had any alternative, I probably would've given up on it within a month.

I'm with Clothahump that the performers are hard on the eyes. More than that, though, is that hardcore makes sex seem sordid and disgusting. And the performers very rarely look like they're enjoying it at all. Frankly, I have trouble even seeing the point; the typical XXX production has all the eroticism of a punch in the face.

I find the vast majority of hetero porn degrading and disgusting too, but there are a few good producers that make what is essentially Playboy porn minus the wannabe-plot and with genitalia added in. Attractive women, tolerably attractive men who don't slap, cuss, or degrade the women, etc., and frankly is just a lot less kinky and IMO more enjoyable than the EXTREME HARDCORE TEN MILLION SLUTS IN GAGGED TENTACLE BUTT-RAPE #292 crap that's so prevalent.

Supposedly "just plain romantic sex" is considered a tiny niche, mainly for women/couples and a very few guys. Too bad.

But the huge, huge turnoff, the dealbreaker, the reason I'm never, ever going back?

Semen.

Even when it's a natural result of two people enjoying themselves? What exactly are they supposed to do at the end, just fade to black?

I agree that money shots are silly and unrealistic. I've never met a guy who had a thing for them, and they sure don't do anything for me. Keep that stuff in a condom, it's easier for cleanup!

Does "money shot" imply something more than a visible male orgasm?

Fear Itself
03-06-2012, 08:45 AM
Does "money shot" imply something more than a visible male orgasm?Yes. It means withdrawing from the vagina at the moment of orgasm, and ejaculating on the woman's back, stomach or face.

Reply
03-06-2012, 08:47 AM
Yes. It means withdrawing from the vagina at the moment of orgasm, and ejaculating on the woman's back, stomach or face.

Oh. If it's in the woman, it's not a money shot? Misconception corrected.

tdn
03-06-2012, 08:55 AM
In fact, I'd be hard-pressed to find anyone, heck, even married couples wanting to have a baby, who finds messy ejaculate attractive.

Really? You could start by walking out your front door and talking to people. There are TONS of people who find it attractive. That's why it's so prevalent in porn! It may not be your cuppa, but it works for a lot of people.

I agree that fake moaning and other fakery is a turnoff. But not all porn is like that. If you think that it is, then you're not looking hard enough. It's really pretty easy to find stuff where it's obvious that the participants are genuinely enjoying themselves.

That's the great thing about those huge free porn sites -- there's something for everyone. You just have to search in the right categories.

Reply
03-06-2012, 09:34 AM
That's the great thing about those huge free porn sites -- there's something for everyone. You just have to search in the right categories.

If only it were that easy. Try finding "without a money shot" on a big free porn site... most of the categories are way too broad.

I can't wait for the age of semantic porn to dawn, when every clip is automatically tagged and labeled by every imaginable criteria ;)

tdn
03-06-2012, 09:43 AM
If only it were that easy. Try finding "without a money shot" on a big free porn site... most of the categories are way too broad.

Funny, I find most of them don't have a money shot. And it's pretty easy to predict when it's going to happen if there is one. Can't you just close the window just before that?

Mister Rik
03-06-2012, 09:46 AM
.............well..........................I........................mostly agree with you. No for real I do, in fact I'm not really a fan of modern commercial porn. Why? The chicks don't even look like humans, they look like porn clones from porn island. They all look the same, hard implant boobs and collagen lips and weird looking bleached vaginas and bleach blonde hair and artificial tan skin tone and press on nails with no pubes.

Wow, are the major, mainstream "we-sell-DVDs" adult studios still pushing that look? Aside from the "no pubes" part, that's the same look they were pushing in the late 1980s when I watched my first porn video.

Jasper Kent
03-06-2012, 09:52 AM
I guess y'all know how to tell if there's a porn star at the gas station?

At the last second he pulls the nozzle out and sprays gasoline all over the trunk of his car.

Vinyl Turnip
03-06-2012, 09:54 AM
I'm with Clothahump that the performers are hard on the eyes. More than that, though, is that hardcore makes sex seem sordid and disgusting. And the performers very rarely look like they're enjoying it at all. Frankly, I have trouble even seeing the point; the typical XXX production has all the eroticism of a punch in the face.

I prefer European porn, especially the French- and Italian-made stuff. The women tend to be better looking---fewer balloon-boobs, trout pouts, sunburnt leathery faces, and ugly tats---and do a more convincing job of appearing to enjoy it.

Never thought of myself as prudish, but I can't think of anything unsexier than the current trend of gagging/puking, spitting, choking, etc. All I can think of when I see that shit is "God, I feel bad for that girl... and her parents."

Reply
03-06-2012, 10:04 AM
Funny, I find most of them don't have a money shot. And it's pretty easy to predict when it's going to happen if there is one. Can't you just close the window just before that?

You do? Maybe we're not looking at the same places.

And I don't mind money shots, I just prefer it when he comes in her. That's not really the point though, heh. I just wish there were better categories.

Larry Mudd
03-06-2012, 10:09 AM
I can't wait for the age of semantic porn to dawn, when every clip is automatically tagged and labeled by every imaginable criteria ;)Hands-free skipping over anal and spitting scenes? That does sound like a glorious future.

tdn
03-06-2012, 10:28 AM
You do? Maybe we're not looking at the same places.

And I don't mind money shots, I just prefer it when he comes in her. That's not really the point though, heh. I just wish there were better categories.

I do see categories such as "come in vagina." I have no idea what's in them though, as I've never taken the time to look.

Fear Itself
03-06-2012, 10:32 AM
Oh. If it's in the woman, it's not a money shot?

I do see categories such as "come in vagina."More commonly known as a "creampie".

overlyverbose
03-06-2012, 12:09 PM
As a female who sometimes enjoys hetero porn, my biggest issue is that they switch positions constantly. They never "settle in" like a normal couple would. It looks almost like a demonstration of various positions. I'm okay with lesbian porn, but some of it is clearly made for a male audience and looks borderline painful.

madmonk28
03-06-2012, 12:21 PM
Count me in as someone who finds most of what's out there just grotesque. It like watching a freak show of low self esteem.

tdn
03-06-2012, 12:43 PM
As a female who sometimes enjoys hetero porn, my biggest issue is that they switch positions constantly. They never "settle in" like a normal couple would.

I like that. Too much of the same position and I get bored. Maybe I just have a short attenti ooh a penny!

running coach
03-06-2012, 01:00 PM
I like that. Too much of the same position and I get bored. Maybe I just have a short attenti ooh a penny!

Penny is a freak in bed.

Procrustus
03-06-2012, 04:49 PM
Can't believe I'm the first to ask,

What, no poll?

SCSimmons
03-06-2012, 06:12 PM
Can't believe I'm the first to ask,

What, no poll?

No pole, either. Go figure.

Jasper Kent
03-06-2012, 06:19 PM
No pole, either. Go figure.

I have to turn my head in disgust when I see words like this on a pornography thread.

GoodOmens
03-07-2012, 11:32 AM
I certainly don't mind hetero porn; the guy isn't why I'm there, and if he's really ugly or a douchbag that's not fun to watch, but I do like watching fucking. I also enjoy watching a good cumshot, and the guy is kind of necessary for that. Lesbian porn is nice, though even there I do like some strap-on action.

What I really don't like is more than one guy with one girl, the whole gangbang or bukkake thing. 2 girls, 1 guy, great, wonderful, love it.

Steken
03-07-2012, 12:26 PM
I prefer European porn, especially the French- and Italian-made stuff. The women tend to be better looking---fewer balloon-boobs, trout pouts, sunburnt leathery faces, and ugly tats---and do a more convincing job of appearing to enjoy it.

+1

Almost everything people on here seem to dislike about porn is in fact only really prevalent in American porn: Ugly men, terrible boob-jobs, fake lips, bad skin, bad make-up, that ridiculous "mmmmmm-yaaaa!"-nonsense, etc.

The finest European porn has none of that shit.

(Plenty of money shots, though.)

kaylasdad99
03-07-2012, 12:30 PM
Oh. If it's in the woman, it's not a money shot? Misconception corrected.No, that's more along the lines of "misconception occurred." It's when she takes a Plan B pill that misconception is corrected.

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