View Full Version : If a celebrity has to fall off the wagon...

Tom Tildrum
01-16-2014, 10:19 PM
Trace Adkins found the most awesome (http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/15/trace-adkins-in-rehab-ship-impersonator-alcohol-fight/) way to do so. He got into a drunken brawl (http://www.cmt.com/news/country-music/1720631/trace-adkins-rehab-follows-dispute-with-impersonator.jhtml?rsspartner=unknown) on a cruise ship with ... wait for it ... a Trace Adkins impersonator.

Imagine how that must have gone down: "Who the hell do you think you are? I don't like your face!"

01-16-2014, 11:02 PM
I imagine the impersonator being dragged away after the fight, screaming "No! You don't understand! I'm the real Trace Adkins, you're making a huge mistake!"

Jeff Lichtman
01-17-2014, 02:34 AM
Reminds me of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vS9mmYVD_8).

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