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eschereal 10-11-2018 02:23 PM

the “Keep the Thread Alive” team

K2500 10-11-2018 06:17 PM

Just an apple a day is all it takes.

Beckdawrek 10-11-2018 07:39 PM

I like bananas a bunch.
Oops wrong thread.
Oh well.

Doctor Jackson 10-12-2018 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K2500 (Post 21261736)
Just an apple a day is all it takes.

Nobody loves me... :(

eschereal 10-12-2018 10:27 AM

Doctor, doctor, give me the news …

G0sp3l 10-12-2018 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschereal (Post 21262768)
Doctor, doctor, give me the news …

Robert Palmer sucks, and Addicted to Love is overrated crap! In other news...

Beckdawrek 10-12-2018 07:38 PM

Doctor, my eyes have seen....

Lucas Jackson 10-12-2018 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G0sp3l (Post 21263962)
Robert Palmer sucks, and Addicted to Love is overrated crap! In other news...

He even ripped off one of his biggest hits:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzKVKPOXn0

K2500 10-12-2018 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Jackson (Post 21262471)
Nobody loves me... :(

(lack of)Looooove, reign o'er me!!!!!!

eschereal 10-12-2018 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G0sp3l (Post 21263962)
Robert Palmer sucks …

Hey, I do not disagree. I have been exposed to much worse, in large quantities. What sucks is when people with the worst taste are in control of the evening soundtrack, for which Lennon's 2 Minutes of Silence played several hundred times back to back is not an option, because that nasty pop shit sticks. Try getting Wham out of your head when it wants to hang out in there, threatening with “at least this isn't Billy Don't be a Hero”.

Doctor Jackson 10-15-2018 09:35 AM

CLEAR!!!

whump!

I think we have a pulse. Shocking!

Elendil's Heir 10-15-2018 11:02 AM

Those defibrillators are supposed to be, y'know.

Doctor Jackson 10-15-2018 03:34 PM

Oh yeah, and they're fun! The best part of being a fake doctor is using the fake defibrillator. Why, just the other day I used it on a fake newsperson!

burpo the wonder mutt 10-15-2018 05:35 PM

Don't defib me, bro!

Beckdawrek 10-15-2018 07:17 PM

I don't like de-fib you told on me!

Doctor Jackson 10-16-2018 10:04 AM

If you have to shock someone twice, is the 2nd a "refib"?

Elendil's Heir 10-16-2018 10:25 AM

If you used one on a ship off Cuba while munching on fake chocolate, would be a Carib carob defib?

Beckdawrek 10-16-2018 11:52 AM

Still kickin'

eschereal 10-16-2018 12:30 PM

takes a lickin', keeps on kickin'

Elendil's Heir 10-16-2018 01:05 PM

Do we have to pay Timex for that reference?

eschereal 10-16-2018 07:45 PM

Does Timex even exist to speak of anymore? Everyone has a phone, why would they bother with a tin watch?

Sicks Ate 10-16-2018 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschereal (Post 21269949)
takes a lickin', keeps on kickin'

I think there's another current thread dealing with that topic.

eschereal 10-16-2018 07:55 PM

But is there a currant thread? I want a thread on currants. Somebody should start one.

Elendil's Heir 10-17-2018 10:34 AM

Raisin Cain, are you?

G0sp3l 10-17-2018 04:58 PM

How can one raise Cain? He was the victor, Abel was the one that got rocked and zombie-ized.

Beckdawrek 10-17-2018 05:05 PM

I like pomegranates myself.

G0sp3l 10-17-2018 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beckdawrek (Post 21272561)
I like pomegranates myself.

HERETIC!!! Someone fetch me some stones!!!


ETA: that sounded better in my head!!!

Beckdawrek 10-17-2018 05:34 PM

Funny, you know me so well.

eschereal 10-17-2018 05:38 PM

Do you pull the pin before you eat the pomegranate?

Beckdawrek 10-17-2018 06:36 PM

Funny, you don't know me at all. If I pulled the pin I would chunk it.

Enola Gay 10-17-2018 08:01 PM

Go fig, or go home.

Elendil's Heir 10-17-2018 10:56 PM

I can't beet that.

Enola Gay 10-17-2018 11:59 PM

Lettuce know if you figure it out.

Gatopescado 10-18-2018 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elendil's Heir (Post 21273063)
I can't beet that.

I can beer that.

Beckdawrek 10-18-2018 12:24 AM

Arugula.


Excuse me. So sorry.

eschereal 10-18-2018 12:30 AM

wondering who will turnip next

Enola Gay 10-18-2018 12:37 AM

Melon + Broccoli = Melancholy :mad:

Beckdawrek 10-18-2018 01:00 AM

No, that's Mel-B.

eschereal 10-18-2018 09:16 AM

no, Mel-B is a kind of toast

Elendil's Heir 10-18-2018 09:17 AM

Is that a he, a she, trans or something else?

Gatopescado 10-18-2018 10:08 AM

Wasn't Mel B a Spice Girl?

Beckdawrek 10-18-2018 10:24 AM

Scary!

eschereal 10-18-2018 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elendil's Heir (Post 21273648)
Is that a he, a she, trans or something else?

Those people want us all to get sex changes. They are protesting “cis-gender” en masse. They are on a trans mission.

StusBlues 10-18-2018 12:41 PM

This happens to me all the damn time.

And I wish Obama would show us his birth certificate already.

K2500 10-18-2018 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschereal (Post 21274091)
Those people want us all to get sex changes. They are protesting “cis-gender” en masse. They are on a trans mission.

They seem to really be gearing up for change.

markn+ 10-18-2018 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G0sp3l (Post 21263962)
Robert Palmer sucks, and Addicted to Love is overrated crap! In other news...

Ooh, I just saw this. Yeah, most of Robert Palmer's stuff sucks, but .... Sneakin Sally Through the Alley was great!

Lucas Jackson 10-18-2018 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markn+ (Post 21274982)
Ooh, I just saw this. Yeah, most of Robert Palmer's stuff sucks, but .... Sneakin Sally Through the Alley was great!

Fuckin’ hell, I just looked up Robert Palmer. He’s dead! Died at 54 way back in 2003. RIP.

Beckdawrek 10-18-2018 08:20 PM

Scary!

eschereal 10-18-2018 08:20 PM

but at least the great Dee Palmer is still going strong at 81

manson1972 10-18-2018 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucas Jackson (Post 21275075)
Fuckin’ hell, I just looked up Robert Palmer. He’s dead! Died at 54 way back in 2003. RIP.

Holy crap, are you serious?

:(


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