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Mean Mr. Mustard 02-22-2010 01:27 AM

Haiku Madness
 
After posting a reply to this thread, I've come up with a new game that's sure to sweep the nation: Haiku Madness.

Allow me to explain. The thread of note was about the disappearance of the actor who portrayed the character Boner on the old sitcom 'Growing Pains'. The title of the thread: Boner Gone Missing.

I replied stating that Boner Gone Missing sounded like the beginning of an interesting haiku, which I then completed and posted:

Boner gone missing
She doesn't shave her armpits
Wanna play Yahtzee?


Anyway, I thought we could make a game of this. The rules are simple: write a haiku using the previous poster's final line as your first.

In other words, the first line of the next haiku is, of course, Wanna play Yahtzee?

And away we go.

septimus 02-22-2010 02:19 AM

Wanna play Yahtzee?
You'd best not, I'm too lucky.
66666

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-22-2010 06:20 AM

66666

Remove two of those digits

You are the devil

phungi 02-22-2010 08:51 AM

"you are the devil"
thought the defrocked Cardinal
of the kneeling bear

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-22-2010 09:42 AM

Of the kneeling bear
I did not want a blowjob
BJ and the Bear!

link

septimus 02-22-2010 02:46 PM

BJ and the Bear?
No! Softly! Delicately!
Butterfly's BJ.

ToeJam 02-22-2010 02:53 PM

Butterfly's BJ
Labial palps not what you think,
Lepidoptera

Sternvogel 02-22-2010 02:56 PM

Lepidoptera
Collected by men with nets,
Pressed between pages.

septimus 02-22-2010 03:02 PM

Pressed between pages
An old love letter is found
Still the same story

melodyharmonius 02-22-2010 03:10 PM

Still the same story
From beginning to the end
No soup for you, George

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-22-2010 03:52 PM

No soup for you, George
Nor ice cream, nor chocolate cake
You are way too plump

Yllaria 02-22-2010 04:27 PM

You are way too plump
My little steaming dumpling
I must nibble you.

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-22-2010 08:06 PM

I must nibble you
You are cheese, you are crackers
And of course you whine

Uncle Goat 02-22-2010 09:47 PM

And of course you whine,
What about the joke thread, eh?
Mean Mr. Mustard

Shark Sandwich 02-23-2010 12:10 AM

Mean Mr. Mustard
In the study with the wrench
A Colonel no more

phungi 02-23-2010 06:49 AM

A Colonel no more
I guess he handled the truth:
you called a Code Red

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-23-2010 07:45 AM

You called a Code Red
When you should have called Code Blue
The old lady died

melodyharmonius 02-23-2010 07:48 AM

The old lady died
And her mewing hungry cats
Did feast upon her

Shark Sandwich 02-23-2010 07:50 AM

Did feast upon her,
Sashimi, nigiri, rolls.
Naked sushi bar

melodyharmonius 02-23-2010 07:59 AM

Naked sushi bar
The eel slides down her throat not
Where he planned it though

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-23-2010 12:02 PM

Where he planned it though
he thought of better options
Plan A or Plan B?

melodyharmonius 02-23-2010 12:04 PM

Plan A or Plan B?
To be or not 2 be planned?
The mind does boggle.

MovieMogul 02-23-2010 12:22 PM

The mind does Boggle.

Pear. Pair. Rape. Reap. Ripe. Pier. Um....

Stupid hard word game.

Sternvogel 02-23-2010 02:12 PM

Stupid hard word game.
"There's hungry, then there's angry.
What else ends in -gry?"

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-23-2010 02:19 PM

What else ends in -gry?
Why, there's...there's...there's...there's...there's...there's...
Gravy with no av

Shark Sandwich 02-23-2010 02:26 PM

Gravy with no av
It cannot be seen or heard
This cooking show sucks

melodyharmonius 02-23-2010 02:28 PM

This cooking show sucks
That's not Alton Brown, is it?
They don't make Good Eats.

Yllaria 02-23-2010 02:31 PM

They don't make good eats
In our cafeteria.
The people rock, though.

melodyharmonius 02-23-2010 02:50 PM

The people rock though
They don't always roll with the
Punches they are dealt

phungi 02-23-2010 03:20 PM

punches they are dealt
violating the count in
express check-out lane

Intergalactic Gladiator 02-23-2010 03:27 PM

Express check-out lane
of life never contains
a rewind button

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-23-2010 03:30 PM

a rewind button?
a fast forward, even pause?
life is linear

TruCelt 02-23-2010 03:33 PM

express check-out lane
I need more groceries, but
Celtling is grumpy

TruCelt 02-23-2010 03:34 PM

Life is linear
posting is time consuming
must create faster

tdn 02-23-2010 03:39 PM

Must create faster
Time is money, money time
No time to lose, bub

Intergalactic Gladiator 02-23-2010 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tdn (Post 12153236)
Must create faster
Time is money, money time
No time to lose, bub

No time to lose, bub
I'm the best at what I do
And that ain't pretty

Sternvogel 02-23-2010 04:25 PM

And that ain't pretty
But my kid drew the picture,
So it is treasured.

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-23-2010 05:35 PM

so it is treasured
more than diamonds or silver
my new DVR

Intergalactic Gladiator 02-23-2010 05:53 PM

My new DVR
Won't rewind, I must flip the
drive and fast forward

Shark Sandwich 02-23-2010 06:50 PM

Drive, and fast! Forward
to the liquor store for beer.
Lost starts in one hour.

phungi 02-23-2010 07:42 PM

Lost starts in one hour
two decades in the past, though
on this exact spot

Intergalactic Gladiator 02-23-2010 08:34 PM

On this exact spot
We'll have our BBBQ
The last B's for beer.

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-23-2010 09:57 PM

the last B's for beer
and the last Q is for cue
BB's are big boobs?

Uncle Goat 02-23-2010 10:05 PM

BB's are Big Boobs?
the little boy asked as
he pointed the gun

Hoopy Frood 02-24-2010 06:43 AM

He pointed the gun.
And pointedly asked of him
"Do you feel lucky?"

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-24-2010 06:44 AM

he pointed the gun
good luck: it was not loaded
because he sure was

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-24-2010 06:46 AM

Do you feel lucky?
I did, but my post came late
Damn you, Hoopy Frood

melodyharmonius 02-24-2010 07:49 AM

Damn you, Hoopy Frood
You Freudian Hopping Frog
How quick you jump in

Intergalactic Gladiator 02-24-2010 09:11 AM

How quickly you jump in
While everyone is looking
and shout "Cannonball!"

Mean Mr. Mustard 02-24-2010 09:46 AM

and shout "Cannonball!"
and shout "grenade!" and "arrows!"
I just pissed myself


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