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Dendarii Dame 11-18-2017 03:54 PM

We have a... semi-human, non-existent life at stake here.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-19-2017 10:16 AM

What a pity, Mr Smee. I'm afraid we've lost the dear Captain.

Dendarii Dame 11-19-2017 03:46 PM

They're not sailors; they're pirates!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-19-2017 06:05 PM

You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Dendarii Dame 11-20-2017 02:51 PM

I can find treasure anywhere!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-20-2017 04:42 PM

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Dendarii Dame 11-21-2017 01:04 PM

They've got our gold, and they'll do anything to keep it!

Dendarii Dame 11-22-2017 05:20 PM

And so ends another adventure of the Good Hair Crew.

Dendarii Dame 11-23-2017 07:06 PM

So who wants a piece of cake?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-24-2017 01:22 PM

Would you like a little more tea?

Dendarii Dame 11-24-2017 03:28 PM

Want to come over for dinner tonight? I have a great new recipe that I'm dying to try out.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-25-2017 11:29 AM

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Dendarii Dame 11-25-2017 05:31 PM

Look, there's a big Hollywood Halloween party tonight, and I'd love for you to come.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-25-2017 07:53 PM

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

Dendarii Dame 11-26-2017 02:52 PM

Won't you let me spend this super spooky night
Palling around with your witch crowd?
I can pitch in and help you with the frights
I promise I'll haunt you proud

Dendarii Dame 11-27-2017 07:21 PM

A witch turned Mom into a bear, but it's not my fault.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-27-2017 08:04 PM

Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Dendarii Dame 11-28-2017 12:39 PM

Ladies and gentlemen. I think the confusion here is that you are all very ignorant. Is that right word, ignorant? I mean stupid, primitive,unenlightened. You do not understand science, so you are afraid of it. Like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons. To you, science is magic and witchcraft because you have such small minds.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-28-2017 01:14 PM

There you are, you old goat! Well, what's the idea of flinging your evil spells all over the place, hm?

Dendarii Dame 11-29-2017 12:53 PM

Ready, set, magic!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-29-2017 12:58 PM

Salagadoola mechicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Dendarii Dame 11-30-2017 03:47 PM

So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 11-30-2017 05:57 PM

Oo de lally!

Dendarii Dame 12-01-2017 08:49 AM

Oo, the prince!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-01-2017 11:38 AM

Okay, first, I am not a princess. I'm the daughter of the chief.

Dendarii Dame 12-02-2017 05:34 PM

My daughter speaks with wisdom beyond her years.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-04-2017 07:52 AM

Look there she goes, that girl is strange, no question,
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

Dendarii Dame 12-04-2017 08:06 AM

I've got the batties!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-05-2017 04:31 PM

If only Casey could but get a whack at that—
We’d put up even money now, with Casey at the bat.”

Dendarii Dame 12-05-2017 07:08 PM

Ah, it is morning, and all the trains are fast asleep. All except Casey's. His train is slow asleep.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-05-2017 09:36 PM

Casey, Jr.'s comin' down the track. Comin' down the track. With a smoky stack.

Dendarii Dame 12-06-2017 01:24 PM

Have a good breakfast, Mr. Fuller. And don't you worry about any deserters, I'll take care of your train.

ekedolphin 12-06-2017 06:56 PM

Then, after lunch, it's puzzles and darts and baking.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-06-2017 08:44 PM

Sacrebleu! What is this? / How on earth could I miss / Such a sweet, little succulent crab / Quel dommage, what a loss! / Here we go, in the sauce / Now some flour, I think just a dab / Now I'll stuff you with bread! / It don't hurt, 'cause you're dead / And you're certainly lucky you are / 'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot / Toodle-oo, mon poisson, au revoir!

Dendarii Dame 12-07-2017 12:59 PM

Well, we didn't travel six thousand miles just to see some French pastry dressed up like a tin soldier! I'll tell you something, I've had with the French!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-07-2017 01:12 PM

Citizens of Paris! Frollo has persecuted our people, ransacked our city. And now he has declared war on Notre Dame herself! Will we allow it?

Dendarii Dame 12-08-2017 08:15 AM

It is a lady. A French lady.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-08-2017 08:26 AM

Why, she- she tried to kill us. That, that, that terrible woman! Oh, if I was only a ten-foot mouse, I'd show her.

Dendarii Dame 12-09-2017 05:21 PM

The battle may be bloody, but that kind of works for me.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-09-2017 05:40 PM

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

Dendarii Dame 12-10-2017 01:27 PM

You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-11-2017 07:19 AM

And in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate - why, 'tis the self-same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose.

Dendarii Dame 12-12-2017 10:02 AM

Hello, Rapunzel. Did you think I was gone forever? What's the matter, Dear? Aren't you happy to see your mummy? And look! Your hair has returned! Isn't it wonderful? Come now, dear. Let's get back to your tower, where you will be safe and secure. RAPUNZEL!!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-12-2017 02:22 PM

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Dendarii Dame 12-13-2017 12:56 PM

"But what if Sofia falls down?"

"Then I suppose she will pick herself up again."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-13-2017 02:07 PM

I climbed up the Crone's Tooth and drank from the Fire Falls.

Dendarii Dame 12-14-2017 02:47 PM

If it got out what I was doing, I'd be spending the night in the river that's what! Them guys play for keeps!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-14-2017 04:34 PM

Al? Al! Kid! Snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay!

Dendarii Dame 12-15-2017 09:03 AM

I hate to add to your troubles, but it's getting hotter.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-16-2017 09:03 AM

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz. Lay the secret on me of Man's Red Fire.


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