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ekedolphin 03-16-2017 06:45 AM

Speak to me only in Disney quotes
Let's start a conversation using just Disney quotes. They can be from the Classic Animated Canon, the TV shows, the traditional live-action films, but hmm... I'll draw the line and say nothing from the Marvel Cinematic Universe or Star Wars.

I'll start us off.

"Gaston, you have got to pull yourself together!"

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-16-2017 06:52 AM

Let it go! Let it go!

burpo the wonder mutt 03-16-2017 10:28 AM

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-16-2017 10:54 AM

I'm no fool, no sirree, I'm gonna live to be 73.
I play safe for you and me, 'cause I'm no fool.

Dendarii Dame 03-16-2017 01:27 PM

And now you are ready for the most exciting game of all.

ekedolphin 03-16-2017 10:01 PM

Nice one, Simba.

Evan Drake 03-16-2017 10:50 PM

Hand me that copy of The Brothers Grimm.

Civil Guy 03-16-2017 11:56 PM

Why am I not surprised?

ekedolphin 03-17-2017 01:39 AM

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from Not Surprise.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-17-2017 06:46 AM

It was the eve of our beloved Queen's Diamond Jubilee, and the year Her Majesty's government came to the very brink of disaster. She... But I'm getting ahead of myself. My name is Doctor David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen's 66th regiment. I had just returned to London after a lenghty service in Afghanistan, and was looking for a place to stay, preferably dry. Little did I know that my life was about to change forever.

Dendarii Dame 03-17-2017 07:21 PM

You get down there and find the big diamond, or you will never see the teddy again!

burpo the wonder mutt 03-17-2017 08:04 PM

Where's your kid now, Sheriff?

ekedolphin 03-18-2017 07:02 AM

We've got a bill of sale right here!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 08:44 AM

You mistreat this poor boy the same way you mistreat my people. You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!

ekedolphin 03-18-2017 10:34 AM

"You're so weird."

"You have no idea."

burpo the wonder mutt 03-18-2017 03:27 PM

For a guy with three hearts you're not very nice.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 03:46 PM

There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct! No depravity he wouldn't commit.

Dendarii Dame 03-18-2017 04:50 PM

How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 07:05 PM

You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

ekedolphin 03-19-2017 06:05 AM

To Ratigan! To Ratigan! The world's greatest criminal mind!

PoppaSan 03-19-2017 06:38 AM

Long live King Richard!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-19-2017 07:01 AM

Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Aurora!

Dendarii Dame 03-19-2017 01:07 PM

"I've been wondering. Why do they call you Roland the Second?"

"Because my father, the former king, was also named Roland."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-19-2017 10:55 PM

This wasn't like any old Leprechaun that you wouldn't say hello twice to. But who was he, but Brian Conners himself, the King of them all! But I got me eye fixed on 'im. They can't escape, ye know, as long as ye don't look away. Now the night was dark, and the mountain was covered with mist, and the moon was no bigger than the light from a hay-penny candle. But it didn't hide 'im from me, for there he stood, with an angry little gob on him, an' his face as fierce as fire...

ekedolphin 03-19-2017 10:58 PM

I'll be your candle on the water, 'til every wave is warm and bright.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 11:23 AM

I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything I dreamed it would be?

Dendarii Dame 03-20-2017 02:19 PM

Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 02:24 PM

Someday my prince will come.

ekedolphin 03-20-2017 03:50 PM

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.

Rick Kitchen 03-20-2017 04:14 PM

The chicken lives!

ekedolphin 03-20-2017 04:18 PM

It's incredible! Sixteen years, and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you checked everywhere?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 05:54 PM

I peeked behind the Cyclops's eye. I did! But he wasn't there.

Dendarii Dame 03-21-2017 01:39 PM

Will you listen to this? He's just another chariot chaser. This we need.

ekedolphin 03-22-2017 10:44 AM

At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-22-2017 10:49 AM

One song, I have but one song! One song, only for you!

Dendarii Dame 03-22-2017 08:02 PM

This concert was to be the masterpiece of my distinguished career! Now thanks to you, I'm the laughingstock of the entire kingdom!

Dendarii Dame 03-24-2017 02:57 PM

I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-24-2017 07:01 PM

You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!

Dendarii Dame 03-25-2017 08:13 AM

Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-25-2017 10:17 AM

Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?

Dendarii Dame 03-26-2017 03:08 PM

Do? What in heaven's sake can I do, silly?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-26-2017 06:20 PM

You're never gonna get away again! We're gonna put chains on ya when you're workin'!

ekedolphin 03-26-2017 10:13 PM

Watch out, or I'll tear you apart!

Dendarii Dame 03-27-2017 09:19 AM

I got my sword!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-27-2017 09:21 AM

"Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king, born of England."

ekedolphin 03-27-2017 03:12 PM

You idiots! We've ALL got swords!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-27-2017 03:14 PM

Clang, clang! Swish, swish!

Dendarii Dame 03-28-2017 02:30 PM

The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-28-2017 06:58 PM

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

Dendarii Dame 03-30-2017 02:01 PM

But what it's all about, you'll really never know. And yet it-it it's so much simpler than any of you think. We give all we have. We fight! We die, for a simple thing. Only that a man could stand.

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