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catflea12 11-11-2018 11:13 AM

Names for our illustrious president
 
I was calling him Agent Orange, then Cadet Bone Spurs. Flaming asshole lasted awhile, then what someone here called him, the orange shit-gibbon. Now I have evolved into Donald J Thump, the giant toe-head, because his head looks like a giantic hairy big toe. Edited to add the orange fuckstick might come up next.

Kelby 11-11-2018 11:17 AM

Cheeto Benito.

running coach 11-11-2018 11:19 AM

The Howling Yam.

Shoeless 11-11-2018 11:20 AM

TTTTrump. The first three T's stand for "Temper Tantrum Toddler".

raventhief 11-11-2018 11:30 AM

Tangerine nightmare.

Little Nemo 11-11-2018 11:37 AM

Small Hands

Max Torque 11-11-2018 11:53 AM

Loser Donald Trump
Donnie Two Scoops

Max Torque 11-11-2018 11:55 AM

I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: "failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump".

Dr. Girlfriend 11-11-2018 11:58 AM

I'm partial to Dolt 45.

K364 11-11-2018 12:02 PM

I'm just gonna stick with Liar In Chief

Ann Hedonia 11-11-2018 12:11 PM

The Hate Pumpkin
Old Dickory
The Elderly Bald And Wrinkled Daughter-Fucking Con Artist

GIGObuster 11-11-2018 12:11 PM

Mango Mussolini

enipla 11-11-2018 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Torque (Post 21316853)
I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: "failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump".

Yep, couldn't complain about 'Fake News' with that headline.

Gatopescado 11-11-2018 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raventhief (Post 21316823)
Tangerine nightmare.

Does he have his own sound-track?

Beckdawrek 11-11-2018 12:25 PM

The Orange stain on the Whitehouse.

Inigo Montoya 11-11-2018 12:33 PM

I'd settle for Mr. Trump

But in keeping with the spirit of the thread:
+1 for Dolt 45
or Swamp Drainer

Ukulele Ike 11-11-2018 12:46 PM

The Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Always go for the classics.

Points for Cadet Bone Spurs, though, which pinpoints both his hypocrisy and his cowardice.

Chefguy 11-11-2018 12:57 PM

DOTUS is my go-to.

TruCelt 11-11-2018 01:05 PM

For now I'm sticking with President Trump. I started it out of respect for the office, but then found that it makes an excellent foil for the inevitable shit storm to follow.

"President Trump publicly insulted porn star and former mistress. . ."

See how that flows? If you start it with "The Trumpster fire . .. " then the behavior sort of normalizes. What else would you expect from "Hair Gropenfuhrer"?

running coach 11-11-2018 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chefguy (Post 21316963)
DOTUS is my go-to.

SCROTUS
(So Called Ruler Of The United States)
Credited to Elayne Boosler

outlierrn 11-11-2018 01:19 PM

Il Douche, I'm not one to use gender based insults, as a rule, but it sums up how I feel about the man, and his political doctrine.

kaylasdad99 11-11-2018 01:20 PM

America-hating Fuckstick.

Blank Slate 11-11-2018 01:31 PM

Tweety Amin
Pol Pot Belly

Just saw the pic of Trump grinning prettily for Vlad, so..

Donny Dirty Knees

Projammer 11-11-2018 02:07 PM

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

running coach 11-11-2018 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Projammer (Post 21317072)
Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

He doesn't think so.

furryman 11-11-2018 02:36 PM

The Grump
Yeah, I know there's a muppet named that, but it fits.

Ludovic 11-11-2018 02:46 PM

The funniest one is "Ill Douche", but I rarely if ever use it. I use a mix of "The President", "45", and "CFSG" depending on how obvious the reference is by context.

Blank Slate 11-11-2018 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Projammer (Post 21317072)
Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

That reminds me:

Illegitimate Usurper
"so called" president
White trash piece of shit

bobot 11-11-2018 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catflea12 (Post 21316800)
... then Cadet Bone Spurs. ...

I like this one a lot. It has a genuine quality because it was penned by Tammy Duckworth, who knows more about toughness than Trump could ever comprehend. Me, personally, I just call him by his actual name. I do, however add an incredulous "motherfucking" as a middle name. Because I am still incredulous at the gullibility of so many Americans with their support for him. The dude has always been known as a con man. That's the nice way of saying it. He is the poster child for con men, the example of an over the top not even believable liar. And the Republicans still went all in, and continue to make excuses for Donald Motherfucking Trump.

Locrian 11-11-2018 03:32 PM

I've been using Douche L'Orange. And Orange Turd.

River Hippie 11-11-2018 03:57 PM

I'm still pretty solid on Donnie Two Scoops because for me it highlights his spoiled toddler nature and at the same time it sounds like a mobster thug nickname.
The Stable Genius is still a favorite because if you are you don't need to tell people.
Dotard is another good one.

purplehorseshoe 11-11-2018 04:00 PM

Cheeto In Chief.

Skywatcher 11-11-2018 04:12 PM

iDJiT; DJT for short.

Mumberthax 11-11-2018 04:52 PM

Trump the Chump works for me!

BigT 11-11-2018 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Projammer (Post 21317072)
Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

And you will continue to be an ass in Trump related threads. Not gonna stop us.

RTFirefly 11-11-2018 05:46 PM

"IQ 45" is what my wife generally goes with.

ETA: Don't see "Cheetolini" yet. :)

RTFirefly 11-11-2018 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Projammer (Post 21317072)
Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

When he tries to BE President of the entire country, rather than of just the 42% who are his fan club, you might have a point.

Snowboarder Bo 11-11-2018 06:09 PM

I've kept a list:

Cheetolini
Dolt 45
Mango Mussolini
The Abomination of Desolation
The Shitgibbon
The Short-Fingered vulgarian
Cheeto Jesus
Our Nutcase-in-Chief
President Tangletongue

Projammer 11-11-2018 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigT (Post 21317295)
And you will continue to be an ass in Trump related threads. Not gonna stop us.

I've never even opened the big three (I assume) Trump threads. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in your safe spaces.

Mr. Miskatonic 11-11-2018 06:53 PM

Locally: Gritty’s oranger drooling idiot cousin.

Chronos 11-11-2018 07:01 PM

The Living Embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins. OK, not as snappy as some of these, but it's good to point out the hypocrisy of the so-called "Religious Right".

Blank Slate 11-11-2018 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Projammer (Post 21317452)
I've never even opened the big three (I assume) Trump threads. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in your safe spaces.

Safe space! Now that's hilarious. Your chickenshit "president" is afraid of reporters. He's afraid of the wind and rain. He's afraid of accountability. Most of all, he's afraid of the truth.

You're weak and your president is a coward.

Locrian 11-11-2018 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Miskatonic (Post 21317468)
Locally: Gritty’s oranger drooling idiot cousin.

Hey, now. Gritty got more write-ins than Carson Wentz, Snoopy and Nick Foles. He's declared (some kind of) candidacy in 2020.

Newsweek

Here's The tees! Only 19.95!

Love the campaign slogan!

HMS Irruncible 11-11-2018 07:35 PM

My latest Twitter fave was Diapers J. Bigot.

E-DUB 11-11-2018 08:52 PM

It's not very clever, but I don't capitalize his name. I figure we've seen it so many times with all FIVE letters capitalized that I'm just doing my part to restore some balance to the universe.

SteveG1 11-11-2018 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Projammer (Post 21317072)
Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

Are you preaching at us? Hopefully when Meuller and Avenatti and the FBI and the state attorney generals are done with him, he won't be president anymore. He will be Prisoner Number 7233526322 or whatever.

He is not OUR president. The majority did not want him. He won due to a fluke called the Electoral College, which I think needs to be overhauled or trashed completely. He only represents the Russians, the fat cats, fascists, alt right, racists, and dominionists.

He does not represent anyone else. He hates liberals blacks browns etc etc etc. He despises anyone not born with money. He hates anyone who isn't useful to him, or won't kiss his ass.

He does not even represent this country's best interests. He sabotages and betrays them.

So no, he is NOT our president. He never even tried to be.

And a bit more. Putin controls him, and he's a fucking traitor.

Isosleepy 11-11-2018 09:10 PM

How about: “Twitter saw another whopper from Donald “Grabby-hands” Trump’”.

Wesley Clark 11-11-2018 09:20 PM

Dorito Mussolini
Gropenfuhrer
Il Douche
Putin's asset

Little Nemo 11-11-2018 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Projammer (Post 21317072)
Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

So what? There's nothing that says we can't call Donald Trump names just because he's President.

Here's the only good part about Donald Trump being President; it means that he'll go down in history as a failure. Two hundred years from now, people will still talk about Donald Trump because they'll remember how he did such a terrible job as President.

Buck Godot 11-12-2018 12:21 AM

How about Miserable Fat Trump Bastard


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