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atimnie 08-22-2019 10:28 AM

Random Rocky Horror Quotes (and other cult movies)
I didn't make him for you!

panache45 08-22-2019 01:52 PM

Don’t dream it, be it.

Little Nemo 08-22-2019 05:16 PM

I see you shiver with antici-

Little Nemo 08-22-2019 05:17 PM


atimnie 08-22-2019 05:42 PM

But maybe the rain is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...

Mm hm hm hm hm hm...


Prof. Pepperwinkle 08-22-2019 07:02 PM

Let's do the time warp again!

Little Nemo 08-22-2019 07:57 PM

You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.

atimnie 08-22-2019 08:04 PM

I would like... if I may... to take you on a strange journey.

Spoons 08-23-2019 01:16 AM

Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?

Little Nemo 08-23-2019 01:28 AM

Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Certainly not!
Oh well. How about you?

One of the most dated lines from the movie. Back in 1975, the idea of a woman having a tattoo was so absurd it was the punchline to a joke.

Spoons 08-23-2019 01:44 AM

It's nicer than Betty Monroe had!

JcWoman 08-23-2019 07:32 AM

Lotta space in this mall.

atimnie 08-23-2019 10:56 AM

Planet? Schmanet, Janet!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 08-23-2019 05:25 PM

God bless Lili St. Cyr!

panache45 08-24-2019 06:08 AM


atimnie 08-24-2019 07:13 AM

If we're doing audience shoutbacks...

"Hey Crim, where's your fucking neck?"

Spoons 08-26-2019 12:30 AM

Whatever happened to Saturday night?

atimnie 08-26-2019 03:25 AM

Great Scott!

Aspidistra 08-26-2019 03:32 AM

There's three ways that this could go. That's good, bad, or mediocre.

Spoons 08-26-2019 03:56 AM

Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still....

Cardigan 08-26-2019 08:40 AM

So you got a flat, well how 'bout that

atimnie 08-26-2019 08:47 AM

Don't panic.

Going for other cult movies here.

Little Nemo 08-26-2019 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by atimnie (Post 21826034)
Going for other cult movies here.

Jones is my name. I'm in insurance.

Spoons 08-26-2019 12:31 PM

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

atimnie 08-26-2019 01:57 PM

Bitchin' in the kitchen and crying in the bedroom all night.

Little Nemo 08-26-2019 02:03 PM

We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man-made. Little damn things, smaller than my fist - but they're new!

atimnie 08-26-2019 02:25 PM

Say goodbye to all this...


And hello to oblivion


JRDelirious 08-26-2019 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by atimnie (Post 21826034)
Going for other cult movies here.

At least it's an ethos.

burpo the wonder mutt 08-26-2019 08:29 PM


Ike Witt 08-26-2019 10:48 PM

Did you eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippy days?

atimnie 08-26-2019 10:59 PM

If only you knew how to win some prizes
If only you knew how to play-ay
If you could sleep nights, and stop your crying
You would see that I still love you in my own way

Smapti 08-26-2019 11:50 PM

Clearly, this was to be no picnic.

Little Nemo 08-27-2019 12:17 AM

I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark!

atimnie 08-27-2019 08:06 AM

I'd only ever kissed before.

You mean she's a...
Uh huh.

Cardigan 08-27-2019 08:12 AM

Run away! Run Away!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 08-27-2019 08:17 AM

One of us! We accept you! Gooble, Gobble!

atimnie 08-27-2019 08:32 AM

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

Little Nemo 08-27-2019 09:43 PM

Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

atimnie 08-27-2019 11:42 PM

You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter
You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter
You're a hot dog...

Little Nemo 08-28-2019 12:20 AM

These go to eleven.

Spoons 08-28-2019 12:29 AM


Originally Posted by burpo the wonder mutt (Post 21827313)

"What day is it?"

"It's Thursday, Winslow. Today is Thursday."

atimnie 08-28-2019 12:42 AM

You know it don't matter anyway, and that's the hell of it.

Spoons 08-29-2019 12:26 AM

I know drug real from real real.

atimnie 09-09-2019 01:39 PM

Lick My Love Pump

Prof. Pepperwinkle 09-09-2019 01:40 PM

If only we were among friends!

Aspenglow 09-09-2019 01:51 PM

There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Brad.

atimnie 09-09-2019 01:53 PM

Sha la la la, that aint no... crime.

Spoons 09-10-2019 12:35 AM

We're old souls in a new life, baby.

atimnie 09-10-2019 01:44 AM

A kiss when I must go
No tears, in time we kiss hello

Spoons 09-10-2019 02:14 AM

This post is not in play, but if you know and like "Old Souls," Atimnie, you may find this interesting:

It's a young lady named Erica Patoka playing "Old Souls" on the piano, and singing the song. I myself like it better than Jessica Harper's version, which is excellent in its own right. But it's not Erica's.

A few years ago, I was in Las Vegas, and passing by a piano bar where a young lady was at the keys, I stopped to listen. The piano player was a slight girl, with dark hair and a slim build, very skilled at the piano, and had a soft, gentle voice. Could it be Erica Patoka? I popped in and asked the waitress. No, the piano player's name wasn't that, and it wasn't Jessica Harper either. No matter; it was enough to get me in to enjoy a couple of drinks and some excellent piano-and-vocal music.

"Old Souls" should be a classic. Pity that more people don't know it.

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