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Beckdawrek 08-06-2018 02:46 AM

Ol' blue eyes, himself.

My singing leaves_____.

Knowed Out 08-06-2018 06:21 AM

... cats running away in fear.

My favorite song is ...

Patx2 08-06-2018 10:57 AM

sung frequently in the highlands of Scotland.

I took yodeling lessons since...

Cardigan 08-06-2018 01:10 PM

the kazoo lesson workshop was already filled.

When in Rome....

Elendil's Heir 08-06-2018 01:17 PM

be sure to admire Michelangelo's gilded stoats in the Vatican Museum.

The Swiss Guards really know how to ___________________________

Happy Lendervedder 08-06-2018 01:20 PM

...make a mean grilled cheese.

When in Switzerland...

betterlifethroughchemistry 08-06-2018 01:26 PM

grab me a box of chocolates, Swiss chocolate is so good because...

Elendil's Heir 08-06-2018 01:35 PM

it doesn't have all those fucking holes, like their cheese.

Senegalese chocolate, on the other hand, _________________

RivkahChaya 08-06-2018 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by Elendil's Heir (Post 21130855)
Senegalese chocolate, on the other hand, _________________

is mostly wrapper.

The quick, brown. . .

Happy Lendervedder 08-06-2018 01:49 PM is a real hit at dinner parties.

His wittiness is legendary among...

Elendil's Heir 08-06-2018 01:54 PM

Senegalese chocolate magnates and their hangers-on.

Mondays always make me wanna ________________

Patx2 08-06-2018 04:02 PM

eat grilled cheese and chocolate.

I find on Tuesday’s...

Happy Lendervedder 08-06-2018 04:41 PM

...I'm a bit bloated and backed up.

Lactose intolerance is unpleasant, but...

snfaulkner 08-06-2018 04:56 PM's better than cancer.

The last time ebola...

Spoons 08-06-2018 05:20 PM

... affected anybody, it wasn't pleasant.

Far more pleasant, however, is ...

RivkahChaya 08-06-2018 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by Spoons (Post 21131339)
Far more pleasant, however, is ...

... being just sick enough to stay home from work without guilt, but not too sick to play video games.

Now, if I may digress momentarily. . .

Spoons 08-06-2018 11:37 PM

... I'd like to discuss the films of Mel Brooks.

One which I think is particularly noteworthy is ...

Beckdawrek 08-06-2018 11:44 PM

Not on my playlist, now I am a sad:(

To cheer up I______.

RivkahChaya 08-06-2018 11:47 PM


Originally Posted by Beckdawrek (Post 21131884)

To cheer up I______.

watched the ACTUAL To Be or Not to Be, not the stinkin' Mel Brooks remake. He needs to stick to original material.

Remakes are. . .

Knowed Out 08-07-2018 07:09 AM

... proof that Hollywood has run out of ideas.

Although the exception to the rule would be ...

Elendil's Heir 08-07-2018 09:04 AM

Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, a remarkable film which I am shocked - shocked! - to say the Academy Awards utterly ignored.

Whenever the Academy Awards ignore me, I just ____________________________

Spoons 08-07-2018 03:06 PM

... look at my shelves full of Golden Globes, Emmys, and Tonys, and figure that it's the Academy's loss if it ignores me.

In fact, I'm currently working on ...

snfaulkner 08-07-2018 04:38 PM

...a diabolical plan for vengence.

Step #1:...

Patx2 08-07-2018 05:23 PM

design my outfit for the red carpet.

Sequins and feathers...

betterlifethroughchemistry 08-07-2018 05:36 PM

and see-through areas when the flash bulbs pop because I always like to show off my...

Beckdawrek 08-07-2018 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by betterlifethroughchemistry (Post 21133642)
and see-through areas when the flash bulbs pop because I always like to show off my...

my large brain and beee-oootiful hair.
When I go to the after party________.

snfaulkner 08-07-2018 08:05 PM

...some guy offers me a fistful of pills.

I gobble them down...

betterlifethroughchemistry 08-07-2018 08:12 PM

double-dip some tasty Buffalo chicken dip, then turn around only to be confronted by an angry...

Spoons 08-07-2018 08:15 PM

... pharmacist, who is not pleased that I dipped the pills he just gave me in Buffalo chicken dip.

Oh well, time to head for the bar, where ...

snfaulkner 08-07-2018 08:25 PM

...I can wait for the mystery pills to do their thing.

The bartender...

Mr Zox 08-07-2018 11:39 PM starting to turn green and grow a third head.

All-in-all, just another ordinary day in...

boson 08-08-2018 12:01 AM

...which it is deja vu deja vu all day long.

Today I had a deja vu when I saw...

Beckdawrek 08-08-2018 12:05 AM

Kids in the school supply aisle. A few days more and quiet stores to shop in.

I was buying______.

Spoons 08-08-2018 12:46 AM

... school supplies for the kids.

But the list of stuff the school requires--I mean really, do elementary school kids need ...

Knowed Out 08-08-2018 08:19 AM

... pencils and paper? I thought everything was online now.

Another strange thing about school nowadays is ...

Patx2 08-08-2018 09:51 AM

they sit around on laptops and don’t have as many verbal discussions.

Something I’d like to discuss is...

Elendil's Heir 08-08-2018 02:27 PM

why the kids in the neighborhood point at me and laugh whenever I walk my pet stoat, Mr. Vomit.

It's enough to make me want to ______________

snfaulkner 08-08-2018 05:06 PM amok throughout the neighborhood with a curvy dagger.

Let's seem them point and laugh when...

RivkahChaya 08-08-2018 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by snfaulkner (Post 21135904)
Let's seem them point and laugh when...

...they no longer have index fingers, Heh, Heh, Heh.

I love my dead, gay. . .

Beckdawrek 08-08-2018 06:22 PM

And happy parrots memory. She said 20 cheerful phrases.

I am ordering a new ______.

snfaulkner 08-08-2018 06:29 PM

...toaster over. The old one was haunted.

Exorcism proved....

betterlifethroughchemistry 08-08-2018 06:37 PM

the toaster demon diabolically prevented the bagel setting from actually work, so the new one I ordered matches my...

Spoons 08-08-2018 10:18 PM

... jumbo bagels.

They are difficult to find, though, so I usually ...

Beckdawrek 08-08-2018 10:31 PM

Forego for donuts instead.

My favorite donut tastes like___.

Happy Lendervedder 08-08-2018 10:34 PM food.

My cat smells like...

Spoons 08-08-2018 11:28 PM

... he cannot get enough of whatever he happens to be smelling.

Perhaps I need to stop ...

Beckdawrek 08-09-2018 12:12 AM

Spraying perfume on my cats.

Chanel#5 doesn't mix well with______.

Spoons 08-09-2018 12:38 AM

... Scotch.

What does mix well with Chanel No. 5 is ...

Beckdawrek 08-09-2018 01:40 AM

Love, baby, love!

Love means______.

Spoons 08-09-2018 01:59 AM

... never having to say you're sorry.

The problem with those old 1970s movie lines is ...

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