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Karen Lingel 02-12-2019 04:39 PM

Any off the wall ideas to test the 'life is a simulation' theory?
Photos of genitalia


Well, I will grant you that that's off the wall...

Ludovic 02-12-2019 07:48 PM

Lamest Cartoon Series Ever
Do You Edit on Wikipedia?


Hey, it's better than World of World of Warcraft.

kunilou 02-12-2019 09:55 PM

Financial dilemma: What would you do?
Please recommend me a moisturizer


I'd probably buy the less expensive one

Ludovic 02-13-2019 05:44 AM

Do endless sexual opportunites actually get boring?
What do you call this type of street?


They used to call it Grope**** Lane.

Ludovic 02-13-2019 08:59 AM

Solutions for elderly relative who won't hang up phone
The 'Negro Motorist Green Book' (1936-1967)


If you want to talk to your friends all the time, gramps, well, you can just drive to Memphis for that price.

ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 02-13-2019 02:31 PM

Is making friends harder these days?
Photos of genitalia


That may not be the best way to introduce yourself.

Jackmannii 02-13-2019 03:56 PM

The simple pleasure of an ice cold Coke
Do endless sexual opportunites actually get boring?


Yeah, who'd want to bother with some dumb orgy, when there's a cold, frosty Coca-Cola™ waiting for you in the fridge?

Jackmannii 02-14-2019 10:37 AM

So what was your simple act of kindness today?
The simple pleasure of an ice cold Coke


Jobless and needing shelter for the night? Have a Coke, my good man. :)

Ludovic 02-14-2019 12:11 PM

Financial dilemma: What would you do?
Who has represented you in Congress?
How have you made government 'work for you'


Have you been represented by someone who lets you make government 'work for you', wink wink, nudge nudge?

Ludovic 02-14-2019 01:18 PM

Ever notice how some PhD holder are incredibly arrogant and think of themselves as gods?
So it's not just the Catholics


No, you're thinking of saints.

CalMeacham 02-15-2019 06:31 AM

Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm

How long have you been married?

Finally, thigh chafe days are over (thinking about summer dresses, yay!)









I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend

Happy Valentine's Day, my Doper chums!

Jackmannii 02-15-2019 07:53 AM

After an appendectomy?
Human Foot Washed Up on Beach: Male or Female?


Are you sure you passed your surgery boards?

Annie-Xmas 02-15-2019 08:38 AM

Bragging on my new motorcycle
I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend
This person does not exist


Almost? Anymore!

Just Asking Questions 02-15-2019 09:36 AM

Girlfriend cant walk after orgasm

I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend

Jackmannii 02-15-2019 10:59 AM

What should they play at your funeral?
Cougar tracks


"In memory of Bob Bunschlagel - yes, we'll all miss him." :(

kunilou 02-15-2019 05:48 PM

When to replace laptop
After an appendectomy?


Sure, you'll be pretty sore down there for a little while, but I don't think a full replacement is necessary.

MEBuckner 02-16-2019 08:25 AM

What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies


Hey, guys, I've been feeling a little down, so could everyone not post any more in this thread? Thanks!

Jackmannii 02-16-2019 09:44 AM

Is there such thing as a stupid question?
Have Trump supporters been causing mass shootings and the stories being buried?


Well...

kunilou 02-16-2019 05:23 PM

A list of way Trump is helping Russia, et al.
Air Fryer make/model suggestions


Is it just coincidence that the only air fryer I can find in my local stores is the Kalashnikov Glorious Oligarch model?

Ludovic 02-16-2019 06:45 PM

What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Mass Killings in the United States 2019


Brings a right smile to my face every time.

Jackmannii 02-17-2019 10:40 AM

Cirrhosis? WT Everloving F?
So I Have Cirrhosis...


Worst. Pickup lines. Ever.

Ludovic 02-17-2019 02:32 PM

Chimpanzee's closest relative?
Galactic Ghoul

Johnny L.A. 02-17-2019 11:06 PM

Have Trump supporters been causing mass shootings and the stories being buried?
How to get last night riot into the news?

Ludovic 02-18-2019 08:55 AM

I Almost Went Out With A Literal Bang This Weekend
How long have you been married?

Sicks Ate 02-18-2019 11:37 AM

Need help identifying something found with my Catholic MIL's things!

The Holy Platter

Ludovic 02-18-2019 01:13 PM

What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Manual typewriters are great!

Ludovic 02-19-2019 07:20 AM

Is too much capsaicin dangerous/harmful?
A Plumbing Question


It's dangerous to your plumbing, if you know what I mean.

Annie-Xmas 02-19-2019 08:57 AM

Woooo, heading off traveling tomorrow!
How to See the Moon


That's quite a journey

Annie-Xmas 02-19-2019 09:54 AM

When did zombies change from magic to science?
Who do you think the most underrated rock guitarist is?


Tom Toomey of The Zombies

Spiderman 02-19-2019 11:15 AM

Mass Killings in the United States 2019
No swimming! A vasectomy celebration thread.


Technically, you're not killing 'em, just blocking their way out.

Johnny L.A. 02-19-2019 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ludovic (Post 21495896)
Is too much capsaicin dangerous/harmful?
A Plumbing Question


It's dangerous to your plumbing, if you know what I mean.

If it doesn't burn coming out, it wasn't hot enough going in.

Ludovic 02-19-2019 03:45 PM

When did zombies change from magic to science?
Yesterday

kunilou 02-19-2019 10:22 PM

Payless Shoes - closing all 2100 US stores
Mass Killings in the United States 2019


Oh the shoemanity!

Ludovic 02-20-2019 05:57 AM

How long have you been married?
Long time in the MMP


Outside of the MMP, I've still been married a long time!

MEBuckner 02-20-2019 06:50 AM

From the Main Page:

Dubious Devices
Are Segways a Flop?

CalMeacham 02-20-2019 06:53 AM

Do you like celebrating your birthday?

Does it take a village? Or MYOB?




Yeah, it takes an entire village to properly celebrate my birthday. I follow the Bilbo Baggins model.



What do you do to cheer yourself up?

When the apocolypse comes, I'm raising skunks




Whatever works for you, man.

Jackmannii 02-20-2019 07:23 AM

Does Yau-Yau have a meaning in Chinese?
Chimpanzee's closest relative?


Dang, that kid's gonna get a ribbing from his classmates when he starts school. :(

CalMeacham 02-20-2019 07:45 AM

I don't always buy a car, but when I do, I prefer to know what I'm doing.

Self driving cars are still decades away

Annie-Xmas 02-20-2019 08:42 AM

Non English Grammar Pet Peeves
"Gringo" - Is it offensive? How offensive?
Things that make you immediately stop reading something


Seeing the non English offensive word "Gringo"

Annie-Xmas 02-20-2019 09:05 AM

How has the Trump presidency affected your life?
Why do people start smoking?


I started smoking when Trump became President

Ludovic 02-20-2019 02:18 PM

Paying extra on mortgage payments
Would this be a violation of two-party consent?


Only if the contract didn't allow extra payments.

Ludovic 02-21-2019 06:27 AM

Should businesses be allowed to be cashless?
Is Fox News really all that bad?


They wouldn't be all that bad if they were cashless, if you know what I mean.

Ludovic 02-21-2019 07:06 AM

Chinese Translation Question
What does "yu yubai" mean in Chinese?
Does Yau-Yau have a meaning in Chinese?

Annie-Xmas 02-21-2019 09:12 AM

What are the LAST lines of the book(s) you've just finished?
When did zombies change from magic to science?


I have to write a zombie tale just to use that last line.

Annie-Xmas 02-21-2019 11:42 AM

When did eggs become the breakfast staple (in the US)?
Jussie Smollett (Empire) alleged hate crime attack.


To hell with breakfast. Jussie has egg on his face.

Jackmannii 02-21-2019 03:01 PM

Is sex over-rated or under-rated?
How long have you been married?

psychobunny 02-22-2019 12:41 AM

California gives up High Speed Rail project, why is the US a failure and laughing stock?
Train Travel: Barcelona to Paris

Because the US sucks at Geography?

CalMeacham 02-22-2019 06:12 AM

What is the name of the widget I seek?

Question for non-Americans? Word for "jacknife"?


Jackmannii 02-22-2019 07:32 AM

Latest Big Island Lava Damage Map Released.
So I'm unemployed now....


Could've told you there was no future at the Mauna Loa Wings N' More. :(

Jackmannii 02-23-2019 07:23 AM

My DNA is being extracted in the lab
Suddenly.....For no apparent reason.


Suure...that's what all the serial killers say. :dubious:


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