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aceplace57 03-24-2020 10:24 PM

NYC coronavirus sex guidelines
 
:eek: This is one directive that I will easily follow. They didn't even need to tell me. Nope, that Ain't going to happen. Ever. ;)

So, to sum up...
‘Stay at least six feet from other people, and be sure not to lick anyone’s anus.' And you'll remain healthy. :D

Where would we be without the wisdom from the CDC?
https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-de...partment-memo/
Quote:

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

Eagle-eyed Twitter users, naturally, had a field day with the bizarre bullet point, whipping it into the butt of jokes online.

nearwildheaven 03-24-2020 10:39 PM

Isn't that what dental dams are also for?

Ann Hedonia 03-24-2020 11:14 PM

I think that advice was aimed at Mike Pence.


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