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ekedolphin 03-16-2017 05:45 AM

Speak to me only in Disney quotes
Let's start a conversation using just Disney quotes. They can be from the Classic Animated Canon, the TV shows, the traditional live-action films, but hmm... I'll draw the line and say nothing from the Marvel Cinematic Universe or Star Wars.

I'll start us off.

"Gaston, you have got to pull yourself together!"

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-16-2017 05:52 AM

Let it go! Let it go!

burpo the wonder mutt 03-16-2017 09:28 AM

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-16-2017 09:54 AM

I'm no fool, no sirree, I'm gonna live to be 73.
I play safe for you and me, 'cause I'm no fool.

Dendarii Dame 03-16-2017 12:27 PM

And now you are ready for the most exciting game of all.

ekedolphin 03-16-2017 09:01 PM

Nice one, Simba.

Evan Drake 03-16-2017 09:50 PM

Hand me that copy of The Brothers Grimm.

Civil Guy 03-16-2017 10:56 PM

Why am I not surprised?

ekedolphin 03-17-2017 12:39 AM

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from Not Surprise.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-17-2017 05:46 AM

It was the eve of our beloved Queen's Diamond Jubilee, and the year Her Majesty's government came to the very brink of disaster. She... But I'm getting ahead of myself. My name is Doctor David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen's 66th regiment. I had just returned to London after a lenghty service in Afghanistan, and was looking for a place to stay, preferably dry. Little did I know that my life was about to change forever.

Dendarii Dame 03-17-2017 06:21 PM

You get down there and find the big diamond, or you will never see the teddy again!

burpo the wonder mutt 03-17-2017 07:04 PM

Where's your kid now, Sheriff?

ekedolphin 03-18-2017 06:02 AM

We've got a bill of sale right here!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 07:44 AM

You mistreat this poor boy the same way you mistreat my people. You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!

ekedolphin 03-18-2017 09:34 AM

"You're so weird."

"You have no idea."

burpo the wonder mutt 03-18-2017 02:27 PM

For a guy with three hearts you're not very nice.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 02:46 PM

There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct! No depravity he wouldn't commit.

Dendarii Dame 03-18-2017 03:50 PM

How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 06:05 PM

You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

ekedolphin 03-19-2017 05:05 AM

To Ratigan! To Ratigan! The world's greatest criminal mind!

PoppaSan 03-19-2017 05:38 AM

Long live King Richard!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-19-2017 06:01 AM

Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Aurora!

Dendarii Dame 03-19-2017 12:07 PM

"I've been wondering. Why do they call you Roland the Second?"

"Because my father, the former king, was also named Roland."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-19-2017 09:55 PM

This wasn't like any old Leprechaun that you wouldn't say hello twice to. But who was he, but Brian Conners himself, the King of them all! But I got me eye fixed on 'im. They can't escape, ye know, as long as ye don't look away. Now the night was dark, and the mountain was covered with mist, and the moon was no bigger than the light from a hay-penny candle. But it didn't hide 'im from me, for there he stood, with an angry little gob on him, an' his face as fierce as fire...

ekedolphin 03-19-2017 09:58 PM

I'll be your candle on the water, 'til every wave is warm and bright.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 10:23 AM

I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything I dreamed it would be?

Dendarii Dame 03-20-2017 01:19 PM

Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 01:24 PM

Someday my prince will come.

ekedolphin 03-20-2017 02:50 PM

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.

Rick Kitchen 03-20-2017 03:14 PM

The chicken lives!

ekedolphin 03-20-2017 03:18 PM

It's incredible! Sixteen years, and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you checked everywhere?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 04:54 PM

I peeked behind the Cyclops's eye. I did! But he wasn't there.

Dendarii Dame 03-21-2017 12:39 PM

Will you listen to this? He's just another chariot chaser. This we need.

ekedolphin 03-22-2017 09:44 AM

At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-22-2017 09:49 AM

One song, I have but one song! One song, only for you!

Dendarii Dame 03-22-2017 07:02 PM

This concert was to be the masterpiece of my distinguished career! Now thanks to you, I'm the laughingstock of the entire kingdom!

Dendarii Dame 03-24-2017 01:57 PM

I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-24-2017 06:01 PM

You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!

Dendarii Dame 03-25-2017 07:13 AM

Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-25-2017 09:17 AM

Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?

Dendarii Dame 03-26-2017 02:08 PM

Do? What in heaven's sake can I do, silly?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-26-2017 05:20 PM

You're never gonna get away again! We're gonna put chains on ya when you're workin'!

ekedolphin 03-26-2017 09:13 PM

Watch out, or I'll tear you apart!

Dendarii Dame 03-27-2017 08:19 AM

I got my sword!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-27-2017 08:21 AM

"Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king, born of England."

ekedolphin 03-27-2017 02:12 PM

You idiots! We've ALL got swords!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-27-2017 02:14 PM

Clang, clang! Swish, swish!

Dendarii Dame 03-28-2017 01:30 PM

The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-28-2017 05:58 PM

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

Dendarii Dame 03-30-2017 01:01 PM

But what it's all about, you'll really never know. And yet it-it it's so much simpler than any of you think. We give all we have. We fight! We die, for a simple thing. Only that a man could stand.

Dendarii Dame 04-01-2017 03:16 PM

Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-01-2017 07:31 PM

Keep going forward.

Dendarii Dame 04-02-2017 01:43 PM

We know the way.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-03-2017 08:07 AM

Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning.

Dendarii Dame 04-03-2017 08:50 AM

You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-03-2017 08:54 AM

Now, bring me that horizon.

Dendarii Dame 04-04-2017 12:33 PM

Well, don't just stand there!

Amateur Barbarian 04-04-2017 12:34 PM

You were beeping.

ekedolphin 04-04-2017 01:26 PM

See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-04-2017 03:01 PM

Cinderella! Cinderelly, Cinderelly / Night and day it's Cinderelly / Make the fire! Fix the breakfast! / Wash the dishes! Do the moppin'!

Dendarii Dame 04-05-2017 09:14 AM

What've I done to deserve this?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-05-2017 09:23 AM

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need

Dendarii Dame 04-06-2017 02:37 PM

Mr. Douglas needs a car, and for a very low amount down and the usual monthly payments, the car will become his.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-06-2017 05:00 PM

Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.

ekedolphin 04-06-2017 06:20 PM

YOU... ARE... A... TOY! You are a child's plaything!

Dendarii Dame 04-07-2017 02:40 PM

Did you say your invention was to make toys or to make noise?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-07-2017 02:46 PM

Let's go fly a kite.

ekedolphin 04-07-2017 04:52 PM

That's what I said, sir. "Go fly a kite"!


Well, no, sir. I didn't mean you personally.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-07-2017 06:30 PM

I think life disappoints you, Ms. Travers. I think it's done that a lot. And maybe Mary Poppins is the only person in your life who hasn't.

Dendarii Dame 04-08-2017 03:20 PM

Well, I must say, you... got me there.

Dendarii Dame 04-09-2017 07:11 PM

What'd you get for number four? I wasn't sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation.

ekedolphin 04-10-2017 11:31 AM

No capes!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-10-2017 11:43 AM

Let's get dangerous!

Dendarii Dame 04-10-2017 04:20 PM

Get an axe! Not for the maid, for the alligators.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-10-2017 05:16 PM

Crook... crook... crickety-crockety crickety-crook, the croc is after Captain Hook -

Dendarii Dame 04-11-2017 03:08 PM

Always on the run. What kind of a future is that?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-11-2017 03:41 PM

I know what I have to do. But going back means I'll have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long.

Dendarii Dame 04-12-2017 03:58 PM

Oh, I don't know what's gotten into me, I'm all churned up inside!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-13-2017 06:39 AM

"No! No! No!" Over and over! When you keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes you make me so!... angry.

Dendarii Dame 04-13-2017 07:10 PM

As long as Donald's temper was out of control, he would pay the price. Now the only job he would be eligible for would be as a hunting decoy. And even Donald is not that stupid.

Dendarii Dame 04-14-2017 05:17 PM

How stupid could I be?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-14-2017 05:33 PM

Hi. I'm waiter and I'll be your Goofy tonight.

ekedolphin 04-14-2017 07:56 PM

Now then, what would be nice? We'll start with raspberry ice, and then some cakes and tea.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-14-2017 08:27 PM

Take us on outings, give us treats, sing songs, bring sweets.

Dendarii Dame 04-15-2017 03:33 PM

We got to pump up the party.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-15-2017 04:41 PM

The party is over. Close the gates.

ekedolphin 04-15-2017 07:27 PM

Keep going! Don't worry about me!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-15-2017 08:52 PM

Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.

Dendarii Dame 04-16-2017 12:31 PM

You want to leave? Fine, there's the door.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-16-2017 12:44 PM

Good piece of wood, too.

Dendarii Dame 04-17-2017 02:52 PM

Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?

ekedolphin 04-17-2017 06:45 PM

They chopped me into firewood!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-18-2017 06:04 AM

Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.

Dendarii Dame 04-18-2017 09:04 AM

A perfect scream, bah!

ekedolphin 04-18-2017 06:49 PM

Bah! Humbug!

(Mickey's Christmas Carol.)

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-18-2017 08:41 PM

From all of us to all of you, a Very Merry Christmas!

ekedolphin 04-19-2017 05:11 AM

In Mexico, they sing "Los Posadas".

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-19-2017 06:59 AM

It's a small world after all.

Dendarii Dame 04-19-2017 09:12 AM

It's a universe of energy.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-19-2017 09:15 AM

Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!

Dendarii Dame 04-20-2017 12:13 PM

Professor Ludwig Von Drake here. Certified scientist, and all-around expert on brilliant things!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-20-2017 08:36 PM

Some cause must have created all this, but what caused that cause?

ekedolphin 04-20-2017 11:12 PM

What's his name? Kuzcooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-21-2017 08:16 AM

Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...

Dendarii Dame 04-21-2017 08:16 AM

Oh. Then I guess you can't be who I thought.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-21-2017 08:21 AM

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

ekedolphin 04-21-2017 11:52 AM



Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-21-2017 12:23 PM

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!

Dendarii Dame 04-22-2017 12:52 PM

Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower, lives the mysterious bell ringer. Who is this creature?

ekedolphin 04-22-2017 05:49 PM


Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-22-2017 07:45 PM

Hello, Worthless. Miss me?

Dendarii Dame 04-23-2017 01:06 PM

What on earth are you going to do with her?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-23-2017 02:14 PM

Together we'll save the princess, or die trying.

Dendarii Dame 04-24-2017 09:17 AM

A champion does whatever it takes to win.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-24-2017 03:24 PM

Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly raiment to a peddler's cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag's cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.

Dendarii Dame 04-25-2017 08:01 AM

Scarecrow, Scarecrow, the soldiers of the king fear his name!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-25-2017 08:22 AM

Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.

Dendarii Dame 04-26-2017 03:50 PM

"I'm a fox."

"I'm a hound dog."

Dendarii Dame 04-27-2017 01:03 PM

I'll bet that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck, he knew that little pooch was in there.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-27-2017 02:31 PM

I guess he's just a no 'count pup
But I wish that he were double

Dendarii Dame 04-28-2017 11:58 AM

"Look, Anita! Puppies everywhere!"

"There must be a hundred of them!"

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-28-2017 01:57 PM

Travis? If you could just come to like the pup. He's - he's *part* Old Yeller.

ekedolphin 04-28-2017 02:09 PM

Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat
Who knows where it's at

Dendarii Dame 04-29-2017 10:38 AM

If you want to win, you're going to need a better pet.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-29-2017 11:29 AM

A dragon! A dragon! I swear I saw a dragon!

Dendarii Dame 04-30-2017 12:12 PM

Actually, there are a lot of secret dragons.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-30-2017 04:37 PM

Too bad you're not a real dragon, instead of a punk poet.

Dendarii Dame 05-01-2017 03:24 PM

Which is too bad, but it's not debatable.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-02-2017 07:59 AM

Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.

Dendarii Dame 05-02-2017 11:39 AM

If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-02-2017 11:40 AM

That's Dopey. He don't talk none.

Dendarii Dame 05-03-2017 09:01 AM

But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-03-2017 04:33 PM

I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is your voice.

Dendarii Dame 05-04-2017 07:16 PM

"Did you hear what I said?"

"Yes, I did. And we're just going to pretend that you never said it."

Dendarii Dame 05-05-2017 07:20 PM

"I think it's trying to tell us something!"

"It's a car, woman, not Lassie!"

ekedolphin 05-05-2017 08:00 PM

"That shaggy dog just stole my car!"

Dendarii Dame 05-06-2017 09:49 AM

"I thought I should give you fair warning, we're taking the ship. Nothing personal."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-06-2017 02:51 PM

Oh, and one more thing. When you return to the ship, tell the whole crew to help themselves to me best rum.

ekedolphin 05-07-2017 12:19 AM

You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-07-2017 06:46 AM

Yep, it's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff.

Dendarii Dame 05-07-2017 02:25 PM

If you want the Sheriff, I'm playing poker.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-07-2017 03:22 PM

There's a snake in my boot!

Dendarii Dame 05-08-2017 09:09 AM

Relax, kid. There's no need to get worked up. Okay?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-08-2017 09:13 AM

Pacha: Uh-oh.

Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha: Yep.

Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely.

Kuzco: Bring it on.

Dendarii Dame 05-09-2017 01:08 PM

Hope you're up for a little adventure!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-10-2017 06:07 AM

Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells
Off you go like reindeer in the sky

You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly!

Dendarii Dame 05-10-2017 12:16 PM

The more you try the more you fly and that's what really counts!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-10-2017 12:41 PM

Well, I think I will have seen most everything
When I see an elephant fly!

ekedolphin 05-10-2017 12:42 PM

Unnnnh... pink... elephants.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-10-2017 04:30 PM

A heffalump or woozel is very confoozel

Dendarii Dame 05-11-2017 03:42 PM

Is there going to be a test?

ekedolphin 05-11-2017 07:32 PM

Unnnh... am I disqualified?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-12-2017 07:39 AM

It doesn't matter. It's in the past.

Dendarii Dame 05-12-2017 01:24 PM

Don't overthink it, kid.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-12-2017 01:31 PM

Hakuna matata.

ekedolphin 05-12-2017 03:10 PM

I gotta lambada!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-12-2017 04:02 PM

Salagodoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Dendarii Dame 05-13-2017 01:44 PM

Odd's Bodkins. Gad zooks. Take a look at that spook of spooks.

ekedolphin 05-13-2017 04:12 PM


Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-13-2017 04:17 PM

Portobello Road, Portobello Road
Street where the riches of ages are stowed.
Anything and everything a chap can unload
Is sold off the barrow in Portobello road.

ekedolphin 05-14-2017 04:23 AM

We're merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way to nowhere in particular!
We're merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way, though the roads are perpendicular!

Dendarii Dame 05-14-2017 12:18 PM

How can I rest? Who's going to finish building the camp out at the lake? Who's gonna get the free lumber and who's gonna get the free labor?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-14-2017 12:44 PM

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

ekedolphin 05-14-2017 08:45 PM

I don't want to go on an outing! I want to tidy up the nursery again!

Dendarii Dame 05-15-2017 12:54 PM

A doctor's work is never done.

ekedolphin 05-15-2017 02:38 PM

Good thing I pulled the right tooth, eh Prime Minister?

Dendarii Dame 05-16-2017 12:09 PM

I'm better now.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-16-2017 12:23 PM

Everybody has a happy place, a happy place to go ho-ho.

Dendarii Dame 05-17-2017 09:26 AM

It's a jolly holiday with Mary.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-18-2017 02:42 PM

You think Mary Poppins is saving the children, Mr. Disney? Oh, dear.

Dendarii Dame 05-18-2017 03:46 PM

Sorry, Mr. Eisner.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-18-2017 03:51 PM

Mr. Stokowski! Mr. Stokowski! My congratulations, sir!

Dendarii Dame 05-19-2017 07:11 AM

Life's like a movie. Write your own ending.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-19-2017 08:17 AM

And they lived happily ever after.

ekedolphin 05-19-2017 02:57 PM

You can't marry someone you just met.

Dendarii Dame 05-19-2017 03:37 PM

I want to marry someone who loves me for me.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-19-2017 04:29 PM

You don't talk much... I like you!

Dendarii Dame 05-20-2017 09:57 AM

Now they're friends forever since she broke his chair.

Dendarii Dame 05-21-2017 07:09 PM

When these moments have passed, will that friendship last?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-21-2017 07:28 PM

You never had a friend like me!

Dendarii Dame 05-22-2017 12:51 PM

He treats me so great and he's so much fun to be around. Look at this bracelet he got me for our one week-aversiry.

Dendarii Dame 05-23-2017 01:04 PM

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me... A SANDWICH!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-23-2017 03:05 PM

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents - your dinner!

Dendarii Dame 05-24-2017 09:38 AM

It's her first tea party ever, you know.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-24-2017 03:43 PM

Supper's not quite ready. You'll just have time to wash.

Dendarii Dame 05-25-2017 07:41 AM

You're gonna love it. Chef's been making his specialty: stuffed crab!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-25-2017 10:25 AM

You eat ANTS?

ekedolphin 05-26-2017 12:52 AM

Slimy, yet satisfying.

Dendarii Dame 05-26-2017 09:55 AM

"What's your name, what's your power?"

"I'm Ethan, and I melt."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-26-2017 10:28 AM

Some people are worth melting for.

ekedolphin 05-26-2017 10:02 PM

You're crazy.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-27-2017 07:12 AM

We're all mad here.

Dendarii Dame 05-27-2017 09:25 AM

We're all in this together.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-28-2017 07:25 AM

Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!) Mickey Mouse! (Donald Duck!)

Dendarii Dame 05-29-2017 04:23 PM

But Donald doesn't whimper. Donald doesn't give up.

Dendarii Dame 05-30-2017 07:05 PM

I made it by being tougher than the toughies, and smarter than the smarties, and I made it square!

Dendarii Dame 05-31-2017 05:57 PM

Let's get this smarty-party started!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 06-01-2017 07:13 AM

A very merry unbirthday to you!

Dendarii Dame 06-01-2017 01:33 PM

I am delighted that you were invited, and so excited to be reunited.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 06-01-2017 05:15 PM

Welcome to the Himalayas!

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