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ekedolphin 03-16-2017 05:45 AM

Speak to me only in Disney quotes
Let's start a conversation using just Disney quotes. They can be from the Classic Animated Canon, the TV shows, the traditional live-action films, but hmm... I'll draw the line and say nothing from the Marvel Cinematic Universe or Star Wars.

I'll start us off.

"Gaston, you have got to pull yourself together!"

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-16-2017 05:52 AM

Let it go! Let it go!

burpo the wonder mutt 03-16-2017 09:28 AM

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-16-2017 09:54 AM

I'm no fool, no sirree, I'm gonna live to be 73.
I play safe for you and me, 'cause I'm no fool.

Dendarii Dame 03-16-2017 12:27 PM

And now you are ready for the most exciting game of all.

ekedolphin 03-16-2017 09:01 PM

Nice one, Simba.

Evan Drake 03-16-2017 09:50 PM

Hand me that copy of The Brothers Grimm.

Civil Guy 03-16-2017 10:56 PM

Why am I not surprised?

ekedolphin 03-17-2017 12:39 AM

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from Not Surprise.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-17-2017 05:46 AM

It was the eve of our beloved Queen's Diamond Jubilee, and the year Her Majesty's government came to the very brink of disaster. She... But I'm getting ahead of myself. My name is Doctor David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen's 66th regiment. I had just returned to London after a lenghty service in Afghanistan, and was looking for a place to stay, preferably dry. Little did I know that my life was about to change forever.

Dendarii Dame 03-17-2017 06:21 PM

You get down there and find the big diamond, or you will never see the teddy again!

burpo the wonder mutt 03-17-2017 07:04 PM

Where's your kid now, Sheriff?

ekedolphin 03-18-2017 06:02 AM

We've got a bill of sale right here!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 07:44 AM

You mistreat this poor boy the same way you mistreat my people. You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!

ekedolphin 03-18-2017 09:34 AM

"You're so weird."

"You have no idea."

burpo the wonder mutt 03-18-2017 02:27 PM

For a guy with three hearts you're not very nice.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 02:46 PM

There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct! No depravity he wouldn't commit.

Dendarii Dame 03-18-2017 03:50 PM

How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-18-2017 06:05 PM

You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

ekedolphin 03-19-2017 05:05 AM

To Ratigan! To Ratigan! The world's greatest criminal mind!

PoppaSan 03-19-2017 05:38 AM

Long live King Richard!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-19-2017 06:01 AM

Hail to the King! Hail to the Queen! Hail to the Princess Aurora!

Dendarii Dame 03-19-2017 12:07 PM

"I've been wondering. Why do they call you Roland the Second?"

"Because my father, the former king, was also named Roland."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-19-2017 09:55 PM

This wasn't like any old Leprechaun that you wouldn't say hello twice to. But who was he, but Brian Conners himself, the King of them all! But I got me eye fixed on 'im. They can't escape, ye know, as long as ye don't look away. Now the night was dark, and the mountain was covered with mist, and the moon was no bigger than the light from a hay-penny candle. But it didn't hide 'im from me, for there he stood, with an angry little gob on him, an' his face as fierce as fire...

ekedolphin 03-19-2017 09:58 PM

I'll be your candle on the water, 'til every wave is warm and bright.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 10:23 AM

I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it's not everything I dreamed it would be?

Dendarii Dame 03-20-2017 01:19 PM

Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 01:24 PM

Someday my prince will come.

ekedolphin 03-20-2017 02:50 PM

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.

Rick Kitchen 03-20-2017 03:14 PM

The chicken lives!

ekedolphin 03-20-2017 03:18 PM

It's incredible! Sixteen years, and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you checked everywhere?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-20-2017 04:54 PM

I peeked behind the Cyclops's eye. I did! But he wasn't there.

Dendarii Dame 03-21-2017 12:39 PM

Will you listen to this? He's just another chariot chaser. This we need.

ekedolphin 03-22-2017 09:44 AM

At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-22-2017 09:49 AM

One song, I have but one song! One song, only for you!

Dendarii Dame 03-22-2017 07:02 PM

This concert was to be the masterpiece of my distinguished career! Now thanks to you, I'm the laughingstock of the entire kingdom!

Dendarii Dame 03-24-2017 01:57 PM

I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-24-2017 06:01 PM

You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!

Dendarii Dame 03-25-2017 07:13 AM

Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-25-2017 09:17 AM

Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?

Dendarii Dame 03-26-2017 02:08 PM

Do? What in heaven's sake can I do, silly?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-26-2017 05:20 PM

You're never gonna get away again! We're gonna put chains on ya when you're workin'!

ekedolphin 03-26-2017 09:13 PM

Watch out, or I'll tear you apart!

Dendarii Dame 03-27-2017 08:19 AM

I got my sword!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-27-2017 08:21 AM

"Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king, born of England."

ekedolphin 03-27-2017 02:12 PM

You idiots! We've ALL got swords!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-27-2017 02:14 PM

Clang, clang! Swish, swish!

Dendarii Dame 03-28-2017 01:30 PM

The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 03-28-2017 05:58 PM

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

Dendarii Dame 03-30-2017 01:01 PM

But what it's all about, you'll really never know. And yet it-it it's so much simpler than any of you think. We give all we have. We fight! We die, for a simple thing. Only that a man could stand.

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