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Dendarii Dame 12-16-2017 10:36 AM

Man was in the forest.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-16-2017 12:31 PM

Donald Duck, that well-known actor, has left the Disney Studios and is headed for parts unknown.

Dendarii Dame 12-17-2017 03:27 PM

I wanna see the world!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-18-2017 02:15 PM

That's Treasure Planet!

Dendarii Dame 12-18-2017 06:06 PM

Where's the loot?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-18-2017 07:22 PM

You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!

Dendarii Dame 12-19-2017 06:07 PM

We're all of us prospectors up here, eh, Tyler? Scratchin' for that... that one crack in the ground. Never have to scratch again. I'll let you in on a little secret, Tyler: the gold's not in the ground. The gold's not anywhere up here.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-20-2017 11:49 AM

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Dendarii Dame 12-20-2017 04:00 PM

Which do you think will go better with my eyes? Diamonds or sapphires?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-20-2017 05:17 PM

Merryweather: [referring to the dress] It's pink!

Flora: Oh, lovely shade, isn't it?

Merryweather: But I wanted it blue.

Flora: Now, dear, we decided pink was her color!

Merryweather: YOU decided!

ekedolphin 12-20-2017 07:18 PM

For the first time in sixteen years, I shall sleep well.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-21-2017 10:40 AM

Not in death, but just in sleep, the fateful prophecy you'll keep. And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love's kiss, the spell shall break.

ekedolphin 12-21-2017 03:22 PM

O Sword of Truth, fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure!

Dendarii Dame 12-21-2017 03:25 PM

A legend is sung, of when England was young, and knights were brave and bold. The good king had died, and no one could decide who was rightful heir to the throne. It seemed that the land would be torn by war, or saved by a miracle alone. And that miracle appeared in London town: The Sword in the Stone.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-22-2017 07:09 AM

I just can't wait to be king!

Dendarii Dame 12-22-2017 08:38 AM

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-22-2017 09:33 AM

If your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star as dreamers do.

Dendarii Dame 12-23-2017 03:54 PM

They say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-23-2017 05:24 PM

I know you, I danced with you once upon a dream.

Dendarii Dame 12-24-2017 09:09 AM

Well, a dream is a promise that you make to yourself.
So don't leave it lying way up on some shelf...

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-24-2017 10:16 AM

A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep.

Dendarii Dame 12-25-2017 05:08 PM

Droopy eyes and saggy head, that's it for me, I'm off to bed.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-26-2017 12:11 PM

Coming to think of it, forty winks wouldn't be bad.

Dendarii Dame 12-26-2017 02:28 PM

I'd like to see one of those Forty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.

Dendarii Dame 12-27-2017 07:06 PM

Keep in mind I'm an old man and my heart can only take so much. Please, please, please, tell me that this is the girl you intend to marry.

Dendarii Dame 12-29-2017 01:17 PM

Your father loved you and wanted the best for you.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-29-2017 01:19 PM

Young David: Mother?

Maida: Yes?

Young David: Can we get married when I grow up?

Dendarii Dame 12-30-2017 02:21 PM

This isn't a date.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-31-2017 12:13 PM

Nadia, I'm taking you home!

Dendarii Dame 12-31-2017 03:18 PM

No, it's OK. I should go home and feed my pet rat.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 12-31-2017 05:40 PM

Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.

Dendarii Dame 01-01-2018 02:08 PM

Toad, you might say, was the one disturbing element: incurable adventurer, mad, reckless, tried everything, positive mania for fads, and he never countered the cost. Had a host affair with friends, of course, but there were only three who had his best interests at heart. One was a badger, MacBadger. Another was a water rat; a bit stuffy, perhaps, but really a fine fellow. And a mole; gentle creature, kind and sympathetic.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-02-2018 09:53 AM

Six intrepid friends, led by Fred, their leader, Freeeeed! Fred's Angels, mm-mm-mm! Fred's Angels, mm-mm-mm! Harnessing the power of the sun with the ancient amulet they found in the attic! Mmm-m-mm! The amulet is green! Mmm-m-mm! It's prob'ly an emerald...

Dendarii Dame 01-02-2018 07:10 PM

I'd really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-03-2018 03:33 PM

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

Dendarii Dame 01-03-2018 06:59 PM

Just whistle while you work
And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-03-2018 07:20 PM

Give a little whistle, give a little whistle,
And always let your conscience be your guide.

Dendarii Dame 01-04-2018 07:23 AM

You're just doing your boy scout duty! Well, I don't need that kinda stuff! I can earn my own living! I don't need you. I don't need anybody!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2018 09:38 AM

Good afternoon, my name is Russell. I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12, are you in any need of assistance today, sir?

Dendarii Dame 01-05-2018 03:39 PM

We love to learn for each badge we earn.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-05-2018 04:50 PM

Don't try this at home, badger buddies. Only cartoon superheroes can leap from airplanes and live to show and tell about it.

Dendarii Dame 01-06-2018 09:34 AM

Race cars, lasers, airplanes...it's a duck blur!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-06-2018 10:32 AM

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.

Dendarii Dame 01-07-2018 01:37 PM

Run!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-07-2018 01:43 PM

Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.

Dendarii Dame 01-08-2018 06:06 PM

My father's legacy is not his money. My father's legacy is the will to win.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-08-2018 06:16 PM

Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember who you are.

Dendarii Dame 01-09-2018 10:13 AM

Even the Horned King shakes with fear. See, Hen? Everyone runs from the famous Taran of Cael Dallben.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-09-2018 03:20 PM

I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

Dendarii Dame 01-10-2018 10:04 AM

I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.


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