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Dendarii Dame 04-20-2017 12:13 PM

Professor Ludwig Von Drake here. Certified scientist, and all-around expert on brilliant things!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-20-2017 08:36 PM

Some cause must have created all this, but what caused that cause?

ekedolphin 04-20-2017 11:12 PM

What's his name? Kuzcooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-21-2017 08:16 AM

Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...

Dendarii Dame 04-21-2017 08:16 AM

Oh. Then I guess you can't be who I thought.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-21-2017 08:21 AM

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

ekedolphin 04-21-2017 11:52 AM



Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-21-2017 12:23 PM

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!

Dendarii Dame 04-22-2017 12:52 PM

Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower, lives the mysterious bell ringer. Who is this creature?

ekedolphin 04-22-2017 05:49 PM


Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-22-2017 07:45 PM

Hello, Worthless. Miss me?

Dendarii Dame 04-23-2017 01:06 PM

What on earth are you going to do with her?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-23-2017 02:14 PM

Together we'll save the princess, or die trying.

Dendarii Dame 04-24-2017 09:17 AM

A champion does whatever it takes to win.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-24-2017 03:24 PM

Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly raiment to a peddler's cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag's cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.

Dendarii Dame 04-25-2017 08:01 AM

Scarecrow, Scarecrow, the soldiers of the king fear his name!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-25-2017 08:22 AM

Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.

Dendarii Dame 04-26-2017 03:50 PM

"I'm a fox."

"I'm a hound dog."

Dendarii Dame 04-27-2017 01:03 PM

I'll bet that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck, he knew that little pooch was in there.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-27-2017 02:31 PM

I guess he's just a no 'count pup
But I wish that he were double

Dendarii Dame 04-28-2017 11:58 AM

"Look, Anita! Puppies everywhere!"

"There must be a hundred of them!"

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-28-2017 01:57 PM

Travis? If you could just come to like the pup. He's - he's *part* Old Yeller.

ekedolphin 04-28-2017 02:09 PM

Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat
Who knows where it's at

Dendarii Dame 04-29-2017 10:38 AM

If you want to win, you're going to need a better pet.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-29-2017 11:29 AM

A dragon! A dragon! I swear I saw a dragon!

Dendarii Dame 04-30-2017 12:12 PM

Actually, there are a lot of secret dragons.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-30-2017 04:37 PM

Too bad you're not a real dragon, instead of a punk poet.

Dendarii Dame 05-01-2017 03:24 PM

Which is too bad, but it's not debatable.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-02-2017 07:59 AM

Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.

Dendarii Dame 05-02-2017 11:39 AM

If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-02-2017 11:40 AM

That's Dopey. He don't talk none.

Dendarii Dame 05-03-2017 09:01 AM

But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-03-2017 04:33 PM

I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is your voice.

Dendarii Dame 05-04-2017 07:16 PM

"Did you hear what I said?"

"Yes, I did. And we're just going to pretend that you never said it."

Dendarii Dame 05-05-2017 07:20 PM

"I think it's trying to tell us something!"

"It's a car, woman, not Lassie!"

ekedolphin 05-05-2017 08:00 PM

"That shaggy dog just stole my car!"

Dendarii Dame 05-06-2017 09:49 AM

"I thought I should give you fair warning, we're taking the ship. Nothing personal."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-06-2017 02:51 PM

Oh, and one more thing. When you return to the ship, tell the whole crew to help themselves to me best rum.

ekedolphin 05-07-2017 12:19 AM

You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-07-2017 06:46 AM

Yep, it's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff.

Dendarii Dame 05-07-2017 02:25 PM

If you want the Sheriff, I'm playing poker.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-07-2017 03:22 PM

There's a snake in my boot!

Dendarii Dame 05-08-2017 09:09 AM

Relax, kid. There's no need to get worked up. Okay?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-08-2017 09:13 AM

Pacha: Uh-oh.

Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha: Yep.

Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely.

Kuzco: Bring it on.

Dendarii Dame 05-09-2017 01:08 PM

Hope you're up for a little adventure!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-10-2017 06:07 AM

Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells
Off you go like reindeer in the sky

You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly!

Dendarii Dame 05-10-2017 12:16 PM

The more you try the more you fly and that's what really counts!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-10-2017 12:41 PM

Well, I think I will have seen most everything
When I see an elephant fly!

ekedolphin 05-10-2017 12:42 PM

Unnnnh... pink... elephants.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 05-10-2017 04:30 PM

A heffalump or woozel is very confoozel

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