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Dendarii Dame 01-29-2020 04:32 PM

Then there was the monkey incident.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-30-2020 08:01 AM

She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.

Dendarii Dame 01-30-2020 06:20 PM

I love the monkey's uncle, and the monkey's uncle's ape for me!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-30-2020 08:36 PM

I'll make him see it, I'll be the best ape ever!

Andy L 01-31-2020 04:40 PM

There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?

Dendarii Dame 02-03-2020 09:01 AM

Those monkeys really know their vintage t-shirts.

ekedolphin 02-03-2020 10:22 AM

Monkey ninjas, ATTACK!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-03-2020 01:57 PM

All I gotta do is Juuuump!

Dendarii Dame 02-03-2020 03:27 PM

Nothing takes your mind off troubles like diving in and swimming.

ekedolphin 02-04-2020 05:44 PM

Always with your American-style jokes, Stoppable-san. Of course, it will be our honor to walk.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-05-2020 07:28 AM

Following the leader, the leader, the leader...

ekedolphin 02-05-2020 02:40 PM

Bonnie is our queen.

Dendarii Dame 02-05-2020 04:00 PM

And you're going to make a great queen.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-05-2020 04:42 PM

If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess.

Dendarii Dame 02-07-2020 09:05 AM

Stop making up words!

ekedolphin 02-07-2020 03:04 PM

It's like he's trying to speak to me; I know it!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-07-2020 07:22 PM

Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.

Dendarii Dame 02-09-2020 05:25 PM

Don't get any of that in your mouth.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-09-2020 06:14 PM

Lips that shame the red, red rose.

Dendarii Dame 02-10-2020 01:31 PM

I want that girl's name and number, and I want it now!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-10-2020 03:42 PM

Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Vil

Dendarii Dame 02-11-2020 09:26 AM

For some reason, the mistress of evil and protector of the Moors was still hated after all this time.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-11-2020 10:01 AM

This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

Dendarii Dame 02-12-2020 02:25 PM

I mean where are we suppose to find electricity in dinosaur land?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-13-2020 09:11 AM

Carnotaurs! If we don't hurry they will catch up to us!

Dendarii Dame 02-13-2020 05:08 PM

Let's fly--because we can!

ekedolphin 02-14-2020 01:41 AM

That wasn't flying! That was falling, with style!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-14-2020 07:20 AM

How many times do you think the wings can fall off of a plane?

Dendarii Dame 02-17-2020 12:56 PM

One in a million.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-17-2020 01:21 PM

Pi is equal to three point one four one five, *nine* two six five three five eight nine seven four seven, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!

BlueInfinity 02-18-2020 08:32 AM

You forgot to bake your helmet, didn't you?

Dendarii Dame 02-18-2020 10:44 AM

How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-18-2020 02:24 PM

Oh, this is fantastic! A carbon-based life form come to rescue me at last! I just want to hug you and squeeze you and hold you close to me.

ekedolphin 02-18-2020 06:09 PM

Double the taxes. TRIPLE the taxes! SQUEEZE EVERY LAST DROP out of those insolent, heh... musical... peasants.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-18-2020 06:51 PM

Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth at what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin' havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

ekedolphin 02-19-2020 05:27 AM

You know something, mother? We're not the only deer in the forest.

Dendarii Dame 02-19-2020 03:18 PM

Here in the Hundred-Acre Wood,
Where Christopher Robin plays,
You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
Of Christopher's childhood days.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-20-2020 07:22 AM

Run away, hide! In the woods! Anywhere! Never come back! Now, go. Go! Go!

Dendarii Dame 02-21-2020 03:58 PM

If we run fast enough, we might be able to catch the limo.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-21-2020 05:22 PM

Bruno, that’s right! You’ll be footman tonight.

ekedolphin 02-22-2020 05:25 PM

Shego, give me a beat! Shego? Give me a beat, Shego. SHEGO!

Andy L 02-22-2020 06:40 PM

Society's a platypus.
My parents are a platypus.
The media's a platypus.
It's all just propaganda!
Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us!

ekedolphin 02-23-2020 04:48 AM

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on, now, let the ladies sing:
(Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!)

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-23-2020 09:46 AM

If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie". Rat patootie! Which does not sound delicious.

Dendarii Dame 02-24-2020 02:45 PM

Boys are like hot dogs: delicious, but wondering what's inside them will make you puke.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-25-2020 08:21 PM

You boys get out of here. I'll handle this.

ekedolphin 02-25-2020 11:01 PM

Kim: "MEN!"
Shego: "OH, yeah!"

Dendarii Dame 02-27-2020 02:45 PM

Wish that I had a girl worth fighting for.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 02-27-2020 04:57 PM

SHE"S married to Roger rabbit?

Dendarii Dame 02-29-2020 03:07 PM

Gotta bounce!

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