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Dendarii Dame 04-01-2017 04:16 PM

Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-01-2017 08:31 PM

Keep going forward.

Dendarii Dame 04-02-2017 02:43 PM

We know the way.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-03-2017 09:07 AM

Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning.

Dendarii Dame 04-03-2017 09:50 AM

You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-03-2017 09:54 AM

Now, bring me that horizon.

Dendarii Dame 04-04-2017 01:33 PM

Well, don't just stand there!

Amateur Barbarian 04-04-2017 01:34 PM

You were beeping.

ekedolphin 04-04-2017 02:26 PM

See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-04-2017 04:01 PM

Cinderella! Cinderelly, Cinderelly / Night and day it's Cinderelly / Make the fire! Fix the breakfast! / Wash the dishes! Do the moppin'!

Dendarii Dame 04-05-2017 10:14 AM

What've I done to deserve this?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-05-2017 10:23 AM

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need

Dendarii Dame 04-06-2017 03:37 PM

Mr. Douglas needs a car, and for a very low amount down and the usual monthly payments, the car will become his.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-06-2017 06:00 PM

Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.

ekedolphin 04-06-2017 07:20 PM

YOU... ARE... A... TOY! You are a child's plaything!

Dendarii Dame 04-07-2017 03:40 PM

Did you say your invention was to make toys or to make noise?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-07-2017 03:46 PM

Let's go fly a kite.

ekedolphin 04-07-2017 05:52 PM

That's what I said, sir. "Go fly a kite"!


Well, no, sir. I didn't mean you personally.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-07-2017 07:30 PM

I think life disappoints you, Ms. Travers. I think it's done that a lot. And maybe Mary Poppins is the only person in your life who hasn't.

Dendarii Dame 04-08-2017 04:20 PM

Well, I must say, you... got me there.

Dendarii Dame 04-09-2017 08:11 PM

What'd you get for number four? I wasn't sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation.

ekedolphin 04-10-2017 12:31 PM

No capes!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-10-2017 12:43 PM

Let's get dangerous!

Dendarii Dame 04-10-2017 05:20 PM

Get an axe! Not for the maid, for the alligators.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-10-2017 06:16 PM

Crook... crook... crickety-crockety crickety-crook, the croc is after Captain Hook -

Dendarii Dame 04-11-2017 04:08 PM

Always on the run. What kind of a future is that?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-11-2017 04:41 PM

I know what I have to do. But going back means I'll have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long.

Dendarii Dame 04-12-2017 04:58 PM

Oh, I don't know what's gotten into me, I'm all churned up inside!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-13-2017 07:39 AM

"No! No! No!" Over and over! When you keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes you make me so!... angry.

Dendarii Dame 04-13-2017 08:10 PM

As long as Donald's temper was out of control, he would pay the price. Now the only job he would be eligible for would be as a hunting decoy. And even Donald is not that stupid.

Dendarii Dame 04-14-2017 06:17 PM

How stupid could I be?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-14-2017 06:33 PM

Hi. I'm waiter and I'll be your Goofy tonight.

ekedolphin 04-14-2017 08:56 PM

Now then, what would be nice? We'll start with raspberry ice, and then some cakes and tea.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-14-2017 09:27 PM

Take us on outings, give us treats, sing songs, bring sweets.

Dendarii Dame 04-15-2017 04:33 PM

We got to pump up the party.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-15-2017 05:41 PM

The party is over. Close the gates.

ekedolphin 04-15-2017 08:27 PM

Keep going! Don't worry about me!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-15-2017 09:52 PM

Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.

Dendarii Dame 04-16-2017 01:31 PM

You want to leave? Fine, there's the door.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-16-2017 01:44 PM

Good piece of wood, too.

Dendarii Dame 04-17-2017 03:52 PM

Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?

ekedolphin 04-17-2017 07:45 PM

They chopped me into firewood!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-18-2017 07:04 AM

Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.

Dendarii Dame 04-18-2017 10:04 AM

A perfect scream, bah!

ekedolphin 04-18-2017 07:49 PM

Bah! Humbug!

(Mickey's Christmas Carol.)

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-18-2017 09:41 PM

From all of us to all of you, a Very Merry Christmas!

ekedolphin 04-19-2017 06:11 AM

In Mexico, they sing "Los Posadas".

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-19-2017 07:59 AM

It's a small world after all.

Dendarii Dame 04-19-2017 10:12 AM

It's a universe of energy.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 04-19-2017 10:15 AM

Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer, not a doctor!

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