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ekedolphin 01-01-2020 08:38 PM

You know, Piglet, I wasn't really expecting company.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-02-2020 08:46 AM

Oliver & Company

Dendarii Dame 01-02-2020 03:48 PM

I'm so tired of being cute.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-02-2020 04:11 PM

It's all right. He can call me Flower if he wants to.

Dendarii Dame 01-03-2020 04:44 PM

You can learn a lot of things from the flowers,
For especially in the month of June.
There's a wealth of happiness and romance, oh...
The golden afternoon!

ekedolphin 01-03-2020 07:48 PM

My, what a happy day
What a sunny sky
Kind of makes you sigh in a happy way

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2020 02:12 PM

My, oh my, what a wonderful day!

ekedolphin 01-04-2020 06:21 PM

Curiouser and curiouser.

Dendarii Dame 01-04-2020 06:53 PM

Welcome to what's left of normal around here.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-04-2020 07:01 PM

Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something...
Lewis: Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.

Andy L 01-05-2020 06:59 PM

Hi, I'm Candace. I'm sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers. You know, being a supermodel is hard work: the bright lights, the deafening applause, and all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money. That's why I start every morning with Candace-O's.

ekedolphin 01-05-2020 08:27 PM

"I don't believe it...!"
"Googly Bear..."
"I'm... on the cover of a magazine!"

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-06-2020 01:53 PM

I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage. There's Flatt and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGraw, Gomer. Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge. But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears

Dendarii Dame 01-06-2020 07:15 PM

Sometimes I need to be alone with my music.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-06-2020 07:25 PM

Sing, sweet nightingale! Sing, sweet nightingale!

Dendarii Dame 01-07-2020 07:05 PM

Let's all sing like the birdies sing!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-07-2020 07:09 PM

Caramba! Now we're three gay caballeros.

Dendarii Dame 01-08-2020 05:22 PM

The show must go on!

BlueInfinity 01-08-2020 07:56 PM

I'm an action figure!

Dendarii Dame 01-09-2020 02:01 PM

It's a wild and daring ride!

ekedolphin 01-09-2020 09:43 PM

It's a brazzle dazzle day!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-10-2020 10:45 AM

Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.

Dendarii Dame 01-10-2020 11:50 AM

Hoist the mast sail...other boat words, to Atlantis!

ekedolphin 01-10-2020 06:05 PM

I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue, and it's hey to the starboard, heave-ho!
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you in mysterious fathoms below!

Dendarii Dame 01-11-2020 03:36 PM

Ahoy and avast, you scurvy knaves!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-12-2020 07:15 AM

WHO HIRED THIS CREW?! This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I've ever seen! SO WHO HIRED 'EM?!

ekedolphin 01-12-2020 11:49 PM

"You know, Kermit, I thought you were the only one here who wasn't crazy."
"Me, not crazy? I hired the others."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-13-2020 07:35 AM

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Dendarii Dame 01-13-2020 04:38 PM

Trust the silliness!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-13-2020 06:11 PM

Goofy, what are you saying?

Dendarii Dame 01-14-2020 06:47 PM

To the clouds, away we go!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-15-2020 08:54 AM

Second star to the right, and straight ahead until morning.

Dendarii Dame 01-15-2020 07:12 PM

You don't interrupt a star when she's leaving it all on stage.

ekedolphin 01-17-2020 12:47 AM

Welcome back, watch your head
Hate to see you end up dead
Let’s get this party rolling
Is that appliance stolen?

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-18-2020 03:08 PM

Absitively posolutely!

Dendarii Dame 01-19-2020 04:49 PM

In there is a new world! In there is our future! In there is our destiny!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-19-2020 06:14 PM

Which way do you want to go: forwards or backwards?

Andy L 01-19-2020 07:50 PM

I call upon all the forces of the universe. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Reverse the moon and sun, turn back tide and time, unravel Cinderella's happily ever after to the moment my troubles began!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-20-2020 10:19 PM

Nothing's gone forever, only out of place.

Dendarii Dame 01-21-2020 06:25 PM

There's an entirely different universe beyond that black hole. A point where time and space as we know it no longer exists. We will be the first to see it, to explore it, to experience it!

ekedolphin 01-22-2020 08:47 PM

See the light as it shines on the sea? It's blinding, and no one knows how deep it goes.

BlueInfinity 01-22-2020 10:09 PM

WE are on the cutting edge of technology.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-23-2020 09:47 AM

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is *wonderful*!
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.

Dendarii Dame 01-26-2020 07:00 PM

Your logic is complete nonsense!

BlueInfinity 01-27-2020 09:17 AM

Oh, stuff and fluff!

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-27-2020 03:42 PM

Now, Rule One: No mineral or vegetable, only animals. Rule Two: No make-believe things like, uh, oh, pink dragons and stuff. Now, Rule Three: No disappearing.

Dendarii Dame 01-27-2020 04:13 PM

I know those woods. I know those woods like the back of my hand. I couldn't have missed a dragon.

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-28-2020 09:31 AM

He's a nice old dragon who likes to write poetry.

Dendarii Dame 01-28-2020 06:56 PM

"So Dragon is really a dragon? Amazing!"

"Actually, there are a lot of secret dragons."

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-29-2020 08:09 AM

Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

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