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Elendil's Heir 06-30-2018 12:06 PM

Finish my sentence, and start a new one!
 
Most of my encounters with the police _______________

boson 07-01-2018 12:51 AM

Most of my encounters with the police have ended up on You Tube.

When I get really mad _______________

Beckdawrek 07-01-2018 01:29 AM

When I get really mad I curse.


When I walk my dogs we_________.

Alpha Twit 07-01-2018 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beckdawrek (Post 21056959)
When I get really mad I curse.


When I walk my dogs we_________.

When I walk my dogs we both use the same hydrant.

I had to go the the pharmacy to pick up my __________.

Beckdawrek 07-01-2018 10:55 AM

I had to go to the pharmacy and pick up my date.

When I watch a movie_______.

Elendil's Heir 07-01-2018 04:10 PM

I can never stay to the end due to various bladder problems.

My doctor said my bladder problems _______________

Beckdawrek 07-01-2018 04:39 PM

^^^^^are genetic.


My young daughter just told me_________.

Elendil's Heir 07-01-2018 04:42 PM

"When I get old enough, I wanna marry someone just like the President!"

I have a black stapler, but I still __________________

Patx2 07-01-2018 07:15 PM

favor my blue one.

When I get up in the morning...

snfaulkner 07-01-2018 07:36 PM

...I cry myself back to sleep.

This will be the day that...

Beckdawrek 07-01-2018 07:45 PM

^^^^^I quit my job to write the great American novel.


I graduated from_________.

Elendil's Heir 07-02-2018 10:13 AM

Starfleet Academy, but I've found it hasn't really helped me find a good job dirtside.

The next time I head out into space, ___________________________

Cardigan 07-02-2018 10:35 AM

I'll remember to take my bunny slippers, instant cocoa, and chewable vitamins.


If I had a hammer ____________

Patx2 07-02-2018 11:25 AM

I wouldnít hammer in the morning, thatís just rude.

I really have a craving right now for...

Knowed Out 07-02-2018 11:32 AM

... pickles and raspberry ice cream.

I've got an appointment with ...

Elendil's Heir 07-02-2018 01:27 PM

the White House Communications Director, if I can just figure out who it is today.

The last time I visited the White House, ________________________________

gkster 07-02-2018 01:40 PM

_____was over 10 years ago.

I plan not to visit the White House again until _______

Typo Negative 07-02-2018 03:27 PM

___it is a smoldering pile of wreckage.

The Alien invasion began_____

Patx2 07-02-2018 05:03 PM

the day I was born.

It is so freaking hot outside...

Alpha Twit 07-02-2018 05:55 PM

...I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

I mixed my JELL-O with....

Spoons 07-02-2018 07:06 PM

... 7-Up instead of water, and it didn't work out well.

I went to the library, but ended up ...

snfaulkner 07-02-2018 07:17 PM

... in jail for lewd acts.

While in jail...

Elendil's Heir 07-02-2018 10:38 PM

, it is generally advisable not to brag about the many profitable years you spent as a police informant.

The SDMB Postcard Exchange this summer _____________

Beckdawrek 07-02-2018 10:50 PM

^^^^^was quite the experience.



The last time I wrote a real pen and paper letter it was___________.

snfaulkner 07-02-2018 10:52 PM

A ransom note/communist manifesto.

When I close my eyes I can...

boson 07-02-2018 11:50 PM

...more easily walk into walls...with a decent excuse.

When I cover my ears...

snfaulkner 07-03-2018 12:45 AM

...the voices telling me to kill grow louder.

Screaming to make them stop does....

Spoons 07-03-2018 01:04 AM

... nothing but annoy the cat.

The last time I had a drink at a bar ...

snfaulkner 07-03-2018 01:06 AM

...I wound up in jail for lewd acts.

After my second offense....

Ambivalid 07-03-2018 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snfaulkner (Post 21060979)
...I wound up in jail for lewd acts.

After my second offense....

I realized i needed to figure out better ways to conceal my drinking and driving.

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you...

Knowed Out 07-03-2018 08:52 AM

... hugely endowed?

Is that a nose on your face or ...

Patx2 07-03-2018 11:11 AM

are you a bird disguised as a human?

When I eat waffles...

Thin Ice 07-03-2018 11:55 AM

I like to make sure each indent has its share of butter and syrup.

When the electricity goes out...

Spoons 07-03-2018 01:44 PM

... I stumble around in the dark, trying to find a flashlight.

While I was at the supermarket yesterday ...

Prof. Pepperwinkle 07-03-2018 01:49 PM

...the limes and the coconuts were conspiring to overthrow the produce section.

One time, at band camp, ...

Cardigan 07-03-2018 02:34 PM

....someone dropped movie references that completely went by me.

If at first you don't succeed...

snfaulkner 07-03-2018 05:23 PM

...then you suck at everything, you loser!

Asking randos on the internet has...

Ambivalid 07-03-2018 05:29 PM

Led to an incurable STD, losing my home, my marriage and my car.

Nothing is better than...

Beckdawrek 07-03-2018 06:12 PM

^^^going to jail for a lewd act.




When I was on the witness stand__________.

snfaulkner 07-03-2018 06:20 PM

...I threaten to kill the prosecutor, the jury, the bailiff, and the judge.

While in jail for contempt...

Spoons 07-03-2018 07:20 PM

... I got a lecture from my lawyer.

It's pouring rain outside, and ...

Beckdawrek 07-03-2018 07:27 PM

I am going out there to play.



After I got all wet I____________.

snfaulkner 07-03-2018 07:31 PM

...contracted pneumonia, was hospitalized for 2 months, and forced into bankruptcy.


My childlike wonder has...

Patx2 07-03-2018 08:20 PM

cost me many jobs and promotions.

When Iím near bubble wrap...

Elendil's Heir 07-03-2018 09:03 PM

I feel compelled to pop every last damn one.

I was talking to Cecil Adams just the other day, and he told me, _______________

snfaulkner 07-03-2018 09:11 PM

...to mind my own business, leave him alone, and for god's sake but on some god damn pants before he calls the cops.

My pants were...

gkster 07-03-2018 09:39 PM

...where they should be, which is more than I can say for yours!

The heat wave here is breaking, and ____

Club 33 07-03-2018 09:53 PM

... so is the wind.

I should find a sharp stick so I can _____________________

Sicks Ate 07-03-2018 09:58 PM

......stick it in my pee-hole.

I should seek counseling for __________

snfaulkner 07-03-2018 09:59 PM

...my numerous arrests for lewd acts.

The last time this happened...


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