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Elendil's Heir 04-24-2010 11:36 AM

Monty Python non sequitur thread
But our sales would plummet!

OttoDaFe 04-24-2010 11:48 AM

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam.

Twoflower 04-24-2010 11:49 AM

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok.

Jenaroph 04-24-2010 11:53 AM

But if we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy.

Robot Arm 04-24-2010 11:55 AM

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Suburban Plankton 04-24-2010 11:56 AM

[slaps OP with a very large fish]

Least Original User Name Ever 04-24-2010 12:12 PM

No it isn't.

Knorf 04-24-2010 12:13 PM

Yes, it is.

Least Original User Name Ever 04-24-2010 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by Knorf (Post 12379638)
Yes, it is.

No it isn't.

Elendil's Heir 04-24-2010 12:19 PM

Look, I came in here to have an argument!

Least Original User Name Ever 04-24-2010 12:24 PM

Well, speaking about the conservative candidate, I just drone on and on and on and on and on and never letting anyone ever get a word in edgewise until I start foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.

pope_hentai 04-24-2010 12:28 PM

lemon curry?

Labtrash 04-24-2010 12:35 PM

The Larch. The Larch.

Least Original User Name Ever 04-24-2010 12:39 PM

...It's got a sort of woody quality about it.

don't ask 04-24-2010 12:59 PM

Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly...

RealityChuck 04-24-2010 01:21 PM

My name is spelt 'Luxury Yacht' but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

Johnny Q 04-24-2010 01:22 PM

Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!!

Thudlow Boink 04-24-2010 01:22 PM

Gentlemen! I have bad news. This thread is surrounded by film.

John DiFool 04-24-2010 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by Elendil's Heir (Post 12379657)
Look, I came in here to have an argument!

So sorry, but this it the Abuse Topic.

Wargamer 04-24-2010 02:29 PM

They mean to win Wimbledon!

RealityChuck 04-24-2010 02:35 PM

Oh, intercourse the penguin.

fachverwirrt 04-24-2010 02:52 PM


Malacandra 04-24-2010 03:04 PM

It's bleedin' demised.

Ichbin Dubist 04-24-2010 03:19 PM

What's a hen-teaser?

The Other Jeffrey Lebowski 04-24-2010 03:26 PM

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

OttoDaFe 04-24-2010 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by Ichbin Dubist (Post 12380097)
What's a hen-teaser?

You know . . . thingy!

Frank 04-24-2010 03:41 PM

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight.

zamboniracer 04-24-2010 03:53 PM

Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside.

RealityChuck 04-24-2010 04:00 PM


Malacandra 04-24-2010 04:03 PM

We love the Yangtze, Yangtze-kaiang!

Ian D. Bergkamp 04-24-2010 04:10 PM

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant.

Robot Arm 04-24-2010 04:40 PM

Oh, molluscs, I thought you said bacon.

Thudlow Boink 04-24-2010 04:45 PM


campp 04-24-2010 05:00 PM

Oh dear. The penguin on the television's exploded.

garygnu 04-24-2010 05:03 PM

Use the megaphone!

Elendil's Heir 04-24-2010 05:37 PM

Albatross! Albatross!

Suburban Plankton 04-24-2010 06:01 PM

Finally sir...a wafer thin mint...

NDP 04-24-2010 06:25 PM


ElvisL1ves 04-24-2010 06:28 PM

The comfy pillow!

Blut Aus Nord 04-24-2010 06:39 PM

We are now the Knights Who Say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!"

Taenia spp. 04-24-2010 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by RealityChuck (Post 12380015)
Oh, intercourse the penguin.

Is it a goer? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

neofishboy 04-24-2010 07:01 PM

Ee ecky thump!


Suburban Plankton 04-24-2010 07:02 PM

but first...the oral sex!

fachverwirrt 04-24-2010 07:06 PM


Llama Llogophile 04-24-2010 07:16 PM

What's all this then?!

John DiFool 04-24-2010 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by fachverwirrt (Post 12380717)

Don't say that word!

[Or am I violating protocol by actually responding to posts? PM me to set me straight.]

Elendil's Heir 04-24-2010 07:22 PM

What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

RealityChuck 04-24-2010 07:52 PM

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

blondebear 04-24-2010 07:58 PM

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

fachverwirrt 04-24-2010 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by John DiFool (Post 12380747)
Don't say that word!

What word?

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