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Important safety tip!
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
Unfortunately, the latest developments in super-string theory show that if you drop a buttered-bread-backed cat the space-time continuum will warp so that the feline-toast unit will land so that both sides will land on the floor simultaneously.
Of course, if you use Schroedinger's cat for this experiment, there's only a 50% chance of this happening.
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