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Old 12-18-2012, 06:28 AM
Colophon Colophon is offline
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Location: Hampshire, England
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Originally Posted by Skald the Rhymer View Post
Actually I have a disaster-preparedness kit. There's canned food, bottled water, guns, ammo, flashlights, batteries, three months worth of our meds, diapers, formula, clothes, batteries, two-way radios, and some other stuff. But if you're not a relative or close friend, you ain't getting access to any of that unless my wife insists.

Well, that's a lie. If there were an earthquake or whatnot and some little kid needed help, I'd help him or her. Rule 4.
Or if you rescued an implausibly scantily clad trio of nymphomaniac strippers from the apocalypse. Rule 34.