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Old 01-09-2015, 03:27 PM
Left Hand of Dorkness Left Hand of Dorkness is offline
Join Date: May 1999
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From the write-up:
Tailoring the techniques to military combat, he developed what eventually became his own school, the American Warrior Free Fighting System for combat, in which he holds a 10th-degree black belt
Man, that's nothing. I've developed my own school of fighting, the Empty Left Hand, and I've got a bajillionth-degree polka-dot tiara in my school! Booyah!