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Old 05-13-2016, 12:42 AM
russian heel russian heel is offline
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 1,443
If it requires air compression, will it be filled with air? If so my choice is a nail gun and a round of 12 pennies, greased, please. My opponent wouldn't get within 10 feet of me without becoming a coatrack.

If not, choice two is a gassed up chain saw, with electric start, of course.