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Old 05-13-2016, 09:12 AM
Barkis is Willin' Barkis is Willin' is offline
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My first instinct is to go for a regular ol' 20 oz. hammer and either hope to get in close combat or fling at my opponent's head. But I think it's too risky.

My next thought is to keep my opponent at a distance, maybe with an 8 foot pole saw. But I don't know if that will do enough damage and if he manages to get in close, I'm too vulnerable.

So I'm thinking the 18" chainsaw may be my best bet.

And while I'm at the Home Depot, can I get some armor like a leather apron and safety goggles? Maybe steel toe boots to go along with my weapon of choice? I mean, if I'm wielding a chainsaw as a killing device, the leather apron is pretty much mandatory.

Last edited by Barkis is Willin'; 05-13-2016 at 09:13 AM.