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Old 05-13-2016, 10:11 AM
Jophiel Jophiel is online now
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Chicago suburbia
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I'm leaning towards this grass hook. Can stab and cut and the 36" handle seems long enough to give some range (or use the handle to block) without the "getting inside his reach" issue a pole saw would have. Also, it seems like it'd be lighter than an axe or sledge. If the handle broke, the half with the business end would still make a functional weapon, unlike the chain coming off a chainsaw or half an axe.

I have to admit that this 40" glaive is tempting as well, though with less stabby options. I'm not trying to cleave armor though so I think my first option is better.

Alternately, I could rent a powered drain snake and just gross the other guy out by flailing at him with the metal coil that's seen and scraped the interior of a million soil pipes.