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Old 05-13-2016, 12:13 PM
Snowboarder Bo Snowboarder Bo is offline
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Originally Posted by RickJay View Post
The machete is designed and sold to clear brush. It is permitted.

Stealing a forklift is not permitted. Forklifts aren't sold at Home Depot.

However, every week "Home Depot Thunderdome" will feature the Thursday Joust, a single bout where the contestants must wield their weapons of choice while driving a Hyster H80-120FT fork truck.
Cool about the machete, but I think I'd still use the hammer since it requires a lot less finesse (any edge that hits is going to hurt, eh).