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Old 05-21-2016, 03:51 PM
JRDelirious JRDelirious is offline
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'scuze me while I whip dis out...

People of America, I am humbled and awed, I realize my election means you have reached rock bottom of despair, so I damn well expect y'all to give me no grief about the things we must do to dig ourselves out of this hole, which do NOT include combatting things that you find icky but don't harm you, NOR preventing anyone from feeling stressed or offended. We got bigger problems.

Finally, to my people in Puerto Rico I say, this accomplishment... is MINE! Not yours! YOU did not run! I dedicate you all jacksquat.

Have a good one, I'll be at a private party at Archibald's.

Last edited by JRDelirious; 05-21-2016 at 03:53 PM.