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Old 05-23-2016, 08:38 AM
Frodo Frodo is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina
Posts: 2,057
I think I'll borrow the standard Argentinian inauguration speech:

My (fellow?) Americans, I have good news and bad news:

The good news is that we have paid the country's debts.
The bad news is that we have 24 hours to move out of the country.