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Old 05-23-2016, 10:30 AM
Stanislaus Stanislaus is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: London
Posts: 2,713
"My fellow Americans... well, that's not strictly accurate, is it?... All you Americans, pin your ears back and listen up. I don't know and frankly don't care just what particular combination of desperation, poor judgement and cocaine-fuelled illegality got us here. No doubt a panicky investigation is taking place as we speak: let me assure you that my first act as President will be to shut that investigation down. The point is that we are here, on a glorious new day: a day on which America died, and Stanistan was born. Strap in, citizens, it's going to be quite a ride..