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Old 05-27-2016, 03:22 AM
BrassyPhrase BrassyPhrase is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: HTown Suburbs
Posts: 1,683
What Ron Swanson said:

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?

I used to do the turkey bacon thing, but I decided screw it, and just started getting real bacon. The Fella and I end up making five strips, we both eat two and polite fight over the fifth.