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Old 06-03-2016, 05:43 PM
ftg ftg is offline
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Not the PNW :-(
Posts: 16,126
"Well, just who do you think you are, honey? Donald Trump or something?"

"Count the hairs."

"You are Donald Trump?"

"Yeah, but don't shout it out or they'll all want one."

"The Donald Trump?"

"No, just a Donald Trump, didn't you hear I come in six packs?"

"But sir, I heard you were dead."

"That's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet."