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Old 06-20-2016, 09:54 AM
ultimate11 ultimate11 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Cook County, Illinois
Posts: 329
My fellow Americans, the inauguration party begins tonight at 7:00PM, sponsored by Playboy, Jack Daniels, Trojan condoms, Brown's Catering and Vienna Beef. You must be 21 years or older to enter the party, no kids allowed. Alcohol will be provided at the party, along with music, food, and hot babes. Invite only, you must have an invite slip approved by me (and only me) to access the party. Transportation will be provided at the party.

Also, I'm legalizing marijuana. That is all.

Last edited by ultimate11; 06-20-2016 at 09:58 AM.