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Old 07-08-2016, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by jz78817 View Post
I had those assholes try to build a nest above my garage door. The first time, it was about golf ball sized so I just took a shovel and smushed it along with the 2 or 3 pricks who were building the nest. a few days later, the shitheads were trying again in the same spot, so I went and got a can of wasp & hornet spray, and gave it a good blast. within ten seconds or so, the bastards went into a wonderful seizure and dropped to the ground.

They haven't tried again.

We found this nest because the basement door hadn't been used in a few days, and the nest had grown to where the opening of the door damaged it- which made them very unhappy. It seemed like after that they were more aggressive- though that's probably not actually true.

In any event, there is now an entire population that considers me the greatest monster in history. And I am OK with that.