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Old 07-13-2016, 02:39 PM
Atamasama Atamasama is offline
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Well, a rich gal will drink good pineapple juice
And a poor gal will do quite the same.
Yeah, but my gal she drinkin' old shoe polish
You know she'd get drunk just the same
- My Gal, The Lovin' Spoonful

Shoe polish often contains ethanol and methanol to speed the drying process. It's something you drink when you'd rather be dead than sober, like kerosene or sterno.